Gentlemen and Kermit, I believe you all have it wrong, that stupid pet duck of Kermit’s almost ran into me, it was only through my skilful boat handling that I missed it.
As for Scotty’s tug, he just stopped in front of me, I believed he had broken down and being the helpful person I am, I decided to give him a gentle nudge towards the shore???
And as for the green yacht, I was stopped dead in the water when I was struck square on the starboard side by him. Then latter as I watched Predator sailing past him, being the thoughtful person I am, I gave green thing a gentle little nudge on the backstay just to get him moving. Just trying to help!
P.S. I was wearing glasses.