WHERE WERE THE THE SAILORS Why they were sailing as all true hardy pond sailors do you might be wondering why I started this story this way that’s because some of the pond contestants weren’t there just because of a possible bit of wind an cold weather tusk tusk you who did not appear today have a mark against you from now on until you all have Redeemed your selves “will now be called girls” so girls pull your nickers up an turn up next week or the admiral will have stern words to pass on (girly crying wont help ) so now to tell you girls how our day went Sunshine burst from the overcast sky with a wisp of light air to propel the pocket rockets to unbelievable speeds if you were there you would have seen it yourself opps sorry you weren’t were you Races were tight nerves were even tighter but with skill an a touch of luck some Won others preferred to lead from the rear again The admiral was firing today no longer is he the brides maid he is the groom top dog the one oono moono the dragon slayer Scary is the term for Justin look out Pinky next week you can stay home because this boys gunna whip your butt my Padawan uncle g was gracious today in allowing others to win the top honours but I have cautioned the young one not to do this often lest they think their the new admiral Now Geoffrey the silent one was pushing pushing even tried to push the fountain out of his way damn good try then the life line failed batterys dead tis the way of the great to go down fighting then theres me ol tail end charlie in this case paul the question is what is this fine sailor doing with the likes of me why did he want my coveted spot I like ya boy but this is my spot move on So the day finished with sunshine a nice cup of earl grey tea and with the knowledge that we are men real men no girls in our mob