sailing for everyone

[Kermit]

yes were sailing

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

I DID NOT INTEND TO PRODUCE A VIDEO  but with the Sinker stealing my boat for profit ie bribery money .there is a need for innocent sailors to know how to protect themselves   ….by numbers and good wind ….alone he will have you . As displayed today this is now a new source of money so he can  continue to pay the ha ha judge  for the canal trophy   to which I no longer subscribe to because I have principals  sorta  I think  anyways you have been warned…  dont play with the sinka ……………………………………………………….just sayn

[Sinker]

I also wasn’t going to post a video this week, but I must set the record straight.

I saw poor Kermit’s green yacht totally becalmed up at the jetty, so I thought to myself I will have to help my good mate buddy pal out.

So, being the helpful person I am, I deployed the rescue arm on my Cougar Cat and towed his boat to safety.

As you can clearly see in my video, before I could get to it and safely return it back to the jetty and its owner, someone else grabbed the boat and hid it in the bushes………………Just tellin

[ANIMAL]

Froggys vid is pretty exciting this week

and noticed his heavy is GG

i wonder what froggy palmed off in way of a bribe to win this week

[Hoppy]

Too funny, thank you Sinker. Should go viral…

[Kermit]

I thought our foreign correspondent was an intelligent fella  but now Im in doubt  How could a fella stealing a boat be funny   When did a crime become funny   When did a demand for money for a crime become funny  When did an assult become funny  all these things are recorded an yet its deemed funny by our correspondent   has our boy got dangi dangi ? or just gone troppo   as for the sinkers lame story    although well thought out  doesnt wash……  I will give ol sinky this ……. it was fun to watch ………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[GG]

Well after the dirty tricks of the Sinker stealing Kermits beloved Green boat and holding it for ransom, I will have to give this week’s award to the dishonourable Sinker. 10 out of 10 for that trick,

But I guess it now means war between the floaters and the wheel chair mob.

Just say’n

[Sinker]

Thanks, GG, for the weekly award.

Could be a blue and red boat next week, nah I like green boats………………………………………………………………….Just sayn

[Kermit]

Again I expected a little more ……just a little from this ha judge  for he also sees no problem  with MR SINKER stealing my bootiful green boat not only was it removed from the canal by  devious means but through that procedure it filled up with salt water  ruining the electrics  the winch the steering thingi and the auxiliary motor and battery Not only were the electrics destroyed but the sails  being forced through the water at 15 mph or above were so forced out of shape  that I can no longer use them   I see no other coarse but to approach the GREENS  and get this wheel chair duck infestered water soaked canal blocked up and made into a singing sacred ground for the green party  and the very rare green tree frog …………………………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Hoppy]

Seems like Green boat was already sinking so Sinker came to the rescue. Seems only fair to charge a small rescue fee and be awarded video of the week.

[Sinker]

Thanks, Hoppy. At least you could see what was really happening, just trying to help out a fellow boater.

[Kermit]

I usually never reply to our videos but fair dinkum fellas  our foreign corrispondent an the sinker  are in lar lar land  if one believes these two delusional far out lefties I the owner am to blame for the outragerous dragging and near sinking of my  sail boat …. arhh cumon fellas share the weed your smoking   an give some to the ha ha judge  I think his stash is running out …………………………………………………………just sayn

[Sinker]

Kermit, just rember if you ever need another tow just call SSS, WE’LL LOOK AFTER YOU……………………………………………………..Just sayn

Mates’ rates apply!

[Kermit]

Sailing  Sinking Services  ABOUT RIGHT  your a sick fella sinker  your starting to remind me of myself ………………………………………………………………just sayn

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