sailing with the swimming frog

[Kermit]

yes we sail in the morning

[Sinker]

Another fine day for playing with toy boats.

No wind and plenty of sunshine, good swimming weather!

We had a huge turnout down our end today. So much so that parking was at a premium.

We even had Wicky turn up with his brand-new shiny tug for it first sea trials. only to discover that he left the battery at home. (old age)

But Scotty again came to the rescue and loaned him one. Also had the four-cylinder petrol powered “Vicky” back to try some different props.

Didn’t hear any big slashes from up at the jetty today, so it looks like Kermit read the signs…………………….Just Sayn

[Kermit]

Today was a day of caution for me I stayed away from the edge by an arm length  even then I played it safe by giving the boat to the gentle giant to drop it into the shark infested canal water  D2 AND GG were the only sailors to come play in the sunshine today with light winds all morning it was just a testing day  for the two puddle duck champions  fine tuning their boats against the fastest sleekest top gun boat and  skipper in the world  ….that would be me … so with hydro rope tied to the railing and wrapted around me   it was safety first for this little frog   We had two of the wheel chair  mob turn up just to stir  an they performed the task brilliantly an if I wasnt tied to the jetty they woulda gone for a swim to  ……..the widdle buggars  …The duck that bit me on my day of infamy wasnt around  so maybe he had second thoughts about quacking around today….. yes as I was incapacitated a duck came up an bit me as I was sitting on the side of my car  just another thing to happen on my day with the water  New camera New phone New watch  arhhhh lifes good ……………………………………………………………just sayn

[Sinker]

Where’s the video??????????????????????????????????    Just sayn

[Kermit]

WHATS HAPPENING Down at the wheel chair mobs patch of water   The sinker has produced a watchable video  this is the second time this has happened .. good lord ..  Wickys tug boat  was the high light  of the video  the others were great but  theres something about a good tug….  perhaps two good tugs   anyways  tuggings aside  the sunny day produced a lot of activity on the water  today sooo nice …..well done MR Sinker …………………………………………………………just sayn

[Sinker]

Enough of the dribble, where’s your video?…………………………………………………………………Just Askin

[GG]

Looks like Sinker wins again this week as the only video submitted. We’ll done there Sir.

Also good to see you put the no swimming sign on the jetty again.

[Sinker]

Thanks, GG

That sign has always been there, but Kermit keeps ignoring it.

[Kermit]

I had a video in the can  but after seeing the sinkers video  I thought narh  yeh  narh  why bother the sinker and the ha ha ha judge have exchanged money for trophy  so this ones  gunna cost ya because im not puttn one up   coulda but narh   SO hows that for dribble  I win you pay ………………………………………………………..just sayn

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