saturday sailing

[Kermit]

Here we are again  as usual ifn its raining blowin a gale then im not leavin my cot  I recon the wheel chair mob will be there because the dears have to get out before 7  as the nurses need to change sheets etc and the ambulance is payd up till christmas to be on standby PLUS an its a big plus the sinker their leader has stated many many times  anyone not putt puttn will not get wd40 for their wheelchairs  arhhh dear …………………………………………….just say’n

[Sinker]

What happened to the, “WHITE WATER FEARLESS GROUP” you were talking about last week?

Remember this, “Bloaters group sail most Saturdays at Lauderdale canal where the confines of the canal tunnel gale force winds into monstrous 5 mt blue grey cascading walls of gnarling thunderous death”……………………….Just Quoting

[Kermit]

Accurate quote from the sinker  now heres the thing GG rang and said he was unable to attend due to his horse kicking over his chook house  then a whole mess of messages arrived AND as my two boats are not working  it was decided theres no point  so yes Mr Sinky  your quote is accurate up to the point where due to circumstances beyond our control we were forced to postpone  our sail regettably…………………………………………just sayn

[thehobartchinaman]

Yes wind certainly too strong this morning. Denis and Noel have cancelled up at puddleduck vineyard this morning

[Sinker]

Not sure what’s wrong with you soft sailors, but it was great sailing conditions at the canal today.

Sunny, really high tide with a gentle breeze blowing down the canal, almost perfect for sailing. (as can be seen in my video)

Special thanks to Scotty for the camera work today.

Also, it was good to see Kermit make an appearance later in the morning after he finally got out of bed…………………………………..Just Sayn

[Kermit]

I WAS ABOUT TO say what a brillant video you produced today MR SINKER  I was also going to say it was possibly the best video from you this year only find it was by  your second in charge  dear ol fruity soooo  well done  fruity ….. time perhaps to give the new boy the camera from now on ay ………………………………………just sayn

[Sinker]

He must have been to the “Top Gun Video School” for some lesson’s…………………………………………………….Just Sayn

[Kermit]

Nice picture ……………….god hes a good look’n frog…………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

Not sure but possible  but heres the problem with todays canal trophy  who gets it  the owner of the camera or the videographer  ie  fruity your right hand man ………..tough one ………………………….just sayn

[Sinker]

Definitely should go to Scotty………………………………..Just Sayn

[Kermit]

Yep I guess the judge has gone to sleep after fixing his chook house  .. or maybe he’s consulting his rule book yeh narh yeh  narh his book is 5 words long  ..dont give kermit the gong  …………………….just say’n

 

 

 

[GG]

Yes I have been a bit slack today about judging, Ive been waiting to see if the frog was going to submit a video or not, but I  guess it was too cold and windy for him to come out from his pond.

So this weeks video trophy goes to the Sinker and his camera person,and the picture of the week goes to the Sinker as well. WELL DONE there Sir.

 

[Sinker]

WOW, two prizes in one week. Kermit has never done that!

Thankyou young GG, but I couldn’t have done it without my assistant Scotty…………………………………………….Just Sayn

P.S. Do you need a hand to repair the chook house? If so I can send Kermit up.

[Kermit]

You see the picture Mr Sinker ……an you think you can get me out to fix GGs hen house  Go for it cobber ………………………………..just say’n

[GG]

Thanks for the offer Sinker, but the only  chooks we have it 2 native hens

[Kermit]

WELL thats shameful..fruity filmed while the sinker played ie Nero played the fiddle as Rome burned an yet he  THE SINKER gets the gong this disastrous result is unprecedented in the history of canal sailing Has the so called judge  thought about poor ol fruitys  (scotty) mind set at this devastating blunder  I Quote . and his camera person.. un quote  . ol fruity is just a camera person to this judge …shame shame … there there fruity we love ya cobber ………………………………………..just say’n

[Sinker]

[Kermit]

time to take back the canal ………………just sayn

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