SATURDAY SAILING LIKE GENTLEMAN

[Kermit]

YES  WE SAIL unlike the wheelchair mob  we know what were doing an how to do it ……….just say’n

[Predator]

Not for me today unfortunately, got other things on.

Have fun & no swimming!!

[Sinker]

My video,

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

NOW BEFORE YOU ALL  jump up an down  yes the sinker wanted to play  with us but the jetty was full   an there was no room for the  wheelchair leader on our pontoon  so yes he was removed …moving on  we had on the pontoon today GG AND MR POONIE  along with andrew from the main land who saw our videos and decided before he passed on  he had to sail with the best of the best  The Lauderdale Floaters Group Andrew was with his nephew who’s name has slipped my mind   Sorry about that young fella ..but he sailed my boat like a true 95 skipper Whilst I filmed a bit … NOW you would have seen MR POONIE  in the middle of sea gunk  well that wasnt his fault but a female jogger was . after GG noticed her he got so excited he bumpted poonie …..he looked at her too an that is how he got stuck .. true story .. so by moving into the blob and with sails tight we forced the goo back to the pontoon  THAT fellow sailors is how true skippers handle problems on the water   ……would you have consolted the rule book..  see if it was legal …wave ya arms up an down yellin  illegal not allowed   not for us we do what is necessary to help our fellow sailor ..ignoring female joggers ….well not the gentle giant .but some of us ……………………………………………just sayn

[GG]

Kermit, I must begin by assuring you that I am not using ChatGPT for this account—this is straight from the deck, salt spray, and all. Once again, with the high tide at the canal, your knack for turning a simple sail into an adventure did not disappoint. Despite the extra water beneath the keel, you somehow managed to run aground. Perhaps it’s a rare gift, being able to find the one shallow patch in a full tide! Fortunately, your trusty pole came to the rescue once again. With a few strong shoves and some choice muttering, the boat was afloat, bobbing free like nothing had ever happened.

The day brightened further with the arrival of Poonie and the Sinker—a duo who never fail to bring energy, laughter, and just a touch of chaos. The canal was lively, the breeze was kind, and for a while, it seemed like smooth sailing all around. We shared stories, compared notes on our various maritime “techniques,” and enjoyed the kind of sunshine that makes the water sparkle and time drift gently by.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a proper outing without some form of drama. Poonie, ever the adventurer, found himself trapped amongst a stubborn patch of weed. The boat stuck fast, unable to move forward or back. That’s when GG and you, Kermit, leapt into action. The rescue effort was a sight to behold—part precision maneuvering, part comedy show, and wholly entertaining to everyone watching from the bank. With teamwork and a bit of persistence, you freed Poonie’s boat from its leafy prison, and the fleet was once again under way.

When the day finally drew to a close, there was no question who earned this week’s video award. Kermit, for your valiant and somewhat heroic rescue of Poonie, you take the honors. Between your grounding, your quick thinking, and your fearless use of that trusty pole, you’ve given us another memorable chapter in our sailing chronicles. It was, in all, a good day on the water—one filled with laughter, rescue missions, and the kind of camaraderie that keeps us all coming back to the canal for more.

[Sinker]

Congratulations Kermit on a well-deserved win.

Great report their GG, but now who’s going to print your tracks?

[Kermit]

ya know  I prefer the old corrupt judge where when he spoke you knew what he was saying but this AI generated one is so far out of the ball park that if he said the ball was tossed AI says the ball has been thrown in a projectory that will…….  by trying to say this gobbly goop isnt from chatGPT ? then its certainly from somesort of AI  because a fella from davenport just cant put two words together to make a sentence let alone to say it…….. smells of sinker influence…….  So   I WON AY … that means the Sinker is a Looser Right  how would AI put it ..let me try ……THE SINKER IS A LOOSER ..OR the Sinker failed to aquire a decent repersentation of the days event  …emmm sounds right ..MY condolences to MR SINKER for losing this weeks video  …….I WON  I  WON was that to loud …I won..  I won ………………………………………………………………….just sayn

 

[Kermit]

ARHHHH the retort from the looser  ..how quick was he….. milliseconds… with the veiled threat the HA HA  judge will no longer get his tractor 3D printed tracks …….sometimes AI stuffs up …………………………………….just sayn

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