yes were sailing

[Kermit]

we sail and putt putt

[Hoppy]

First video for todays video comp is from me who has been away for so long and so I am desperate to win. No music just the sounds of the birds and hot air blowing in the canal today.

[Sheep Shagger]

Well that was a fun day @ the Canal where it all happens and the scenery is always a plus on a warm calm day and we did it all without insurance, woo hoo

[Kermit]

[GG]

Well, It’s that time of the week again and it looks like the Sinker has failed to submit an award winning video this week, but looking at what we have here there seems to be a clear winner and it is definitely not the frog, especially after his comments about the judge in his video.

So I would like to announce this week’s winner is…….

Hoppy, well done there Sir.

[Kermit]

Were still waiting for THE SINKERS VIDEO  but let me say why I should win the covereted canal trophy  1: the new boy on the block was playing with the wheel chair mob  2:  he did the unforegiverable act of praising said  group   3:  filming with glee ( kermits boat on the hard .)…………………..

now for the sheep shaggers  effort   1: girls were not dressed appropriately  ie to much clothing  2:  assult on wild life ..ie D2

MY VIDEO HAD humour , love , honesty ,  and just a delightful video to watch and as a side note  We missed the company of our fellow sailor the Gentle Giant with his prowess at sailing and his insight into a worthy video such as mine ,we also missed his witty comments and his outstanding ability to create harmony  when the sinker arrives on our floating platform and was so needed when he ( the sinker ) cast his hands on my camera lens when a vital shot was being filmed  that is why GG is so loved by not only by myself but the team in the floaters group ……………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

I on behalf of myself i would like  to have the judges decision revised and reversed on the following grounds  1:   HOPPYs video had some hurtful and concerning comments about my dear friends video (  bad angels ) in particular his extremely hurtful remark on bad angels accident where his fragile life was in the balance after falling off a milk crate  leaving him  in a coma for 2 years  and now recovering and  back sailing he is assaulted with a written statement on the video screen.. shame shame  Secondly Hoppys constant threats  about US  fellow sailors to behave………  one more..  Abusing ( verbly on video ) bad angels back   yes HIS back was damaged in the fall too  but did hoppy care ..No   So dear MR VIDEO JUDGE gentle giant please take into your considered revised   DECISION  these  new facts and give ME the canal trophy because its the right thing to do ……………………I thank the honorable judge ……………………….just sayn

[Sheep Shagger]

I have never in my life read so much utter and ridiculous clap trap rubbish and bias regarding judging the winner of submitted videos which in my opinion I believe that there may be a distinct possibility it is rigged and bribing involved. I now hearby declare that being an unidentified member of the original owners of this fair  waterway of the “Coldwaterfloaterboatiestribe”  who gave this name to the above tribe has had no recognition whatsoever and for all the time I’ve spent dredging this waterway by hand with a small shovel and at night I must add just so the wheelie chairs mob along with the  floaters mob alike may participate in boating and checking out the scenery which is the most important part of our tribes daily ritual never the less no recognition is required, however, I must now quote from this well know speech “May god save the queer but nothing will save the GG, for this despicable act of discrimination and favouritism that has been displayed in the the judging of the submitted videos of the day in question, as I’ve previously stated “Nothing will save the GG”. Let it be known Happy Hoppy did not participate in boating in anyway or checking out the amazing scenery other than ridiculing the Floaters laughing  at us elders and taking video of water antics without requiring any permission then had the audacity to submit a very short video without edits or the hard work that goes into a production and furthermore had the audacity to video Sheepshagger little Swamp ex Dawg trying the pump up the Frogs green thingy, permissions must be obtained. My question is to GG did you request the required permissions that Happy Hoppy should have submitted. 2 If not why not. 3 Are you on the Stadium’ committee that just does stuff without realising consequences. 4. Please explain.

Signed Sheepshagger🐑

[GG]

A few non biased comments

1. Hoppy is a registered member and therefore has the right to submit a video.

2. Bagging out other members on this side is not permitted.

3. The judge’s decision is final.

As I said before congratulations to Hoppy for this week’s winner

Just say’n

[Kermit]

GEE being a judge is hard work  but that aside I also ask ….is hoppy now on the pay roll  has the trophy price risen and is that  why the sinker hasnt put up a video I did hear his maid asked for a pay rise  IS the sinker sinking under financial pressure  if so I propose a go fund me for my bestest mate cobber   just send me kermit lafrog what ever you can offord  an I will pass it on…………. after tax and inflation go fund me tax save the green tree frog donation ( thats voluntarily ) plus a bit for the judge ………………………………………………just sayn

[Sinker]

Here we go again, the bad loser Kermit whinging and carrying on about our fair and honest judge GG’s decision again.

Congratulations to Hoppy and welcome back. (How could he lose; he was using my old camera).

And no, I didn’t put up a video this week, as Hoppy covered everything perfectly well, and who wants to see a green yacht stuck in the mud on the other shore again and again and again?

I did manage to get a shot of Kermit’s new friend rescuing his boat. …………………………………………Just Sayn

[Kermit]

oh yeh I forgot hoppy has your old camera  that explains why the quality was good  ifn I had seen that chicky babe mermaid under the big swim  I probably woulda decided to stay down there  but then what would GG do …..sail by himself ? ……………………………………………………..just say’n

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Hoppy]

Thank you all for the votes and commiserations to Sheep Shagger for being first runner up in a close contest.

[Kermit]

HEY HEY THERE BOY  who said the sheep shagger got first runner up  …….No way baby  just because he’s got a stuffed back busted fingers an a dicky ticka does’nt mean he has the runner up rights   with a mediocre video   under your interprtetation hoppy I came  last     I call on our buitiful outstanding judge to clarify this mistake on hoppys thoughts   PS  Wellcome back from buitiful devonport  GG hope you had a great time ……………………………………………………just sayn

[GG]

Yes Kermit, you got the runner up trophy. Not that we really have one, and Sinker you have the picture of the week again.

[Kermit]

So that makes the sheep shagger last…  right…  just wanta  clear that up AN happy hoppy got the new boy on the block sympathy gong ……….I can live with that   Question ; did the Sinker pay half price for his picture gong …you know couse hes broke . right ..   THANKS  for clearing the trophy business up  Mr Judge SIR ………………………………………….just say’n

 

[Sheep Shagger]

Rigged

[Kermit]

LOOSER…………………………………………………………………………….just say’n

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