DEAR UNCLE G I have been in dated with emails and telephone calls requesting that TGFS gives you one years worth of flying lessons FREE due to your carer duties to the wheel chair mob , after talking with TGFS managers we have decided to give you this free one year coarse totally free but wait there’s more we will give you another six months absolutely free because of your known deficiency We want the best for you BUT WAIT there’s even more if you ring in the next 2 minutes we will give you absolutely Free no strings attached 2 steak knifes Chinese sharpened guaranteed to outlast 2 cuts Ring now happiness awaits you Regards KERMIT LA FROG