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Self preservation was the motavating    factor for this wise decision   may I suggest next time we sail we dont tell the sheep shagger  ..that being said   The gentle giant must have checked his bank balance  because  the Sinker  yes the Sinker the man who earnrd his nick name for what he does best  has taken second place just because his video portrayed one of his wheelchair mobs boat sinking  Now i’m not saying or inferring that the sinker would interfere in another mans boat for dramatic visual effect just to win the canal trophy  ..but…   his videos have been lagging of late  and with this ACCIDENTAL  sinking  he gets Second place  now ifn the sheep shaggers presentation  wasnt so disturbing  he might have achieved first place  what with his pay for win offering  an what about the sheep shaggers nick names   Well the first one is self explanatory   he’s from New Zeeeelund  BAD ANGEL  wellp this one comes from his grandchild  a child who called him an angel  because she couldnt say scary  but why bad  .He needed milk for his tea one day so whilst the young’n was distracted he removed the childs milk bottle removed most of the milk an replaced the bottle  but not fast enough ..bad angel .. The last nick name is again self explanatory  bigus dickus   …………………………………………………………………….just say’n