Was it cold you bet your sweet bippy it was I had a mental battle with my bladder for the last two races that combined with a win for my mind just (incidentally that was my only win ) looking into the depth of the porcelain I was shocked to find that I was so close to being a woman …………where once two hands were required for my manhood now required two fingers Now that’s cold . So good to see big bad Dave at the pond today for those that dont’ know Dave had an operation on his lungs both were removed and reversed because only one side worked and to top it off he had his toe nails clipped . The admiral long tall has done yet another Stirling account of today’s sailing so I will press on with the word for today and that is Redemption………….Redemption for the “girls” that failed to appear for LAST Tuesday’s sailing for fear of the cold their participation of today’s meet showed the admiral you want to return to the fold and thus he has rescinded the title “GIRLS “and has returned your manhood and the title SAILOR OF THE POND back to you however I heard that Ricky favours the girl title one can only wonder about a fella that sails a MountA gay boat and is doing his best to dislodge the raining champion tail end Charley kermit la frog who has steadfastly repelled others who have covertly eyed this position MOVE ON MISS RICKY today was to have been the keenly awaited news from the admiral on how to remove the ganging up on the buoys/ girls but alas it didn’t it happen we can only wonder what it could be if you wish to make guess put it on this site an win a rub down from Miss Ricky WE who don’ t like the PROs job thank phil for your service today . Nice to meet a man not like his nick name” BONES ” and young Dennis hopefully you new bees will be regulars but don’t go for my spot I bite fantastic day ay