Dear Kermit (can I call you Kermi?)
I am touched to know you care so much about me but really, really, really it’s not necessary.
No really, it’s all a bit embarrassing and you must stop (soonish) because it would be a tragedy for the rest of our fine fellows to feel left out or unloved by your generous amphibious affection.
Thank you once again, you cute widdle froggy for all the wonderful attention that you heap upon me.
Thanks too for the wonderful lotus leaves and jar of pond scum. I know you mean well.