Mayhem in the Canal, 7th Sept 24

[Sinker]

Good weather for boating at last.

We had a major incident today, “Spooky” the powerboat ran over the top of Scotty’s “Barbie boat”,

The prop and rudder got caught in the cockpit of the barbie boat and it started taking on water.

Barbie was trapped between the two boats.

Radio stopped working with the boat stuck on full throttle going around in circles.

Scott had to ram them with his work boat to separate them., but Barbie fell into the water.

Luckily for Barbie, Scott managed to get her out of the water and performed CPR on her.

She is expected to make a full recovery.

Good to see the “Bloaters” back today.

 

 

[ANIMAL]

well

first contender in for the

Bottom feeder Award

Barbie injured

more like smash up derby

i wait in anticipation on Kermit’s

try for top gong

Signed

RcToysTas

entertainment officer

Danger Mouse

 

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

OH MY GOD is barbie ok  geezus fellas take more care down your end  an why did any one not stop fruity from givin her the kiss of life  …………..any one but him…   seriously    .moving on…. Our end the sunny end once again produced umpteen numbers of great racing duels which isn’t unusual for us with one rule to abide by  try not to crash into any one  with that in mind we tackled the great buoy at the wheel chair mobs water ways   first time in yonks  so good in fact were gunna do it some more   WILL Danger pussy give the gong to his best mate again ……..of course he will ….why do I bother ?

[Kermit]

I HAVE just watched the sinkers video ..the mind boggles with the debauchery from the wheelchair mob what’s going on have the dears been smoking pot…..  tippin the sherry glass a bit  …more than a bit I recon  The boats look great but the drivers are something else   smashin boats…. girls tipped overboard.. boats running aground its all there  in the video ……gord help us   its like the zombies in wheel chairs down there at the other end  WHATS IT GUNNA BE LIKE FOR THE CARERS WHEN THEY COME DOWN …………………………………………………..just sayn

[Sinker]

Kermit, some of those boats running aground in my video were yachts…………………………………………………Just sayn

[ANIMAL]

Well well   Well

a bit of rat bag and bitching gets ya far

to be honest kermy

it’s hard to soar like a eagle when your surrounded by some turkeys

but as a guy said

cherrs to sailing

and on that note congrats FROG

youve taken out top gong

The Bottom Feeder Award

for this week

points were awarded for moaning

and

Theres Only Up From Here Frog

congrats

rctoystas

entertainment officer

DANGER MOUSE

 

[Sinker]

Danger Mouse,

I must say that I’m a little disappointed with the result, after all I did edit out the parts when you were giving Barbie CPR (It didn’t look good at all, a grown man kissing a toy doll), and also, I didn’t put the walk of shame on you when you were collecting your boat from the other shore.

And doesn’t two videos in two days count for anything these days?…………………………………………..Just sayn

[Kermit]

My gosh  danger pussy has forsaken his bestest mate and hasn’t ol sinky taken it to heart   lets look at why the bottom feeder award has gone to the best video of the day ….mine  We don’t go into a destructive mode ( floaters group ) to make a video . barbie isn’t just a doll she’s a symbol of youth fun all that the wheel chair mob no longer have  unlike the floaters group and you should have included danger pussy doing the kiss of life to barbie for it shows he at heart is still young  although his body is no longer a shape a mortal would desire he is in essence human …sort of … AS to two videos presented  I saw only one and that was enough  so I thank the honourable danger mouse for his wisdom in picking MY VIDEO  ………………………………………………………………just sayn

[ANIMAL]

Do I dare (again) to type

if the comments (or Bitching)(or moaning) after award were before award presentation the outcome may of been different

Points for crying

points for rat bag

points for short vid

points for moaning

points for just turning up

points for threats

points can be a plus or minus thing

im gonna have to have a box of tissues with me at all times (just in case)( cry baby’s)

anyways decision made

you may fight amongst your selves

signed

RcToysTas entertainment officer

Danger Mouse

oh legal advises me

any injury sustained to people or persons

be it physical or mental

to do with the outcome of

Bottom Feeder Award

the promotors and producers

have no responsibility

In the out come of award

STAY SAFE

STAY LEGAL

BUCKLE UP (always wear your seatbelt)

DRIVE TO THE CONDITIONS AND LIMITS

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS

signed legal

Bottom Feeder Award

employees and volunteers

this disclaimer does not include the competitors

(or zoo animals as we’ve nicknamed them)

thankyou

Legal

rctoystas

bottom feeder awards

 

 

 

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[Kermit]

Danger pussy   I think we can close this discussion with this statement  YES sinky was upset at you for awarding the video to the best of the best  ME  but after looking at the forcet race the lessons he under took from TGFS video section kicked in and he produce one out of the box  so perhaps with a little more concentration on what I trained him to do   once again he may be able to challenge me ……………but not yet ……Love ya work pussy ………………………………………………………………just sayn

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