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A past time like sailing is soooo restful one merges with the moment absorbing the ambiance That friends is living eight today had that experience sailing at the canal watching the joggers female ( nothing strange about us ) putting our boats against each other or not big boats and little boats nipping around each other so restful until the peace and tranquility was shattered how did this happen one word MOOSE he said he would only come to the BBQ so we all weren’t expecting this distressing experience at the floating pontoon but true to the Aussie code we welcomed the intruder “the fur coat with the crook hoof ” now with a bung shoulder to watch listen and learn but did he ofcouse not so sailing finished off to the BBQ we went now as the fur coat has a sore shoulder the boys had to hand feed him he didn’t like the grass so we shared our tucka with him god damn that boy can eat mixed with the finest cascade has to offer he was a happy chappy as we bundled him into his car an left ………..could still be there I suppose unfortunately time spent on the pontoon with the moose didn’t allow me to take pictures of the day so a few of the BBQ is all I got …… moose fault Predator shot some video so with a bit of luck we might get to see our day THAT WAS OUR DAY ………AN THE FUR COATS TO
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And may I add the unspeakable one who we will refer to as the ‘Moose’ at the bbq apparently now with a sooky woosy sore shoulder along with a what appeared to be a limp (more like a limp wrist) possibly put on for sympathy from our assembled gang then gave a Moose roar telling me to bugger off and get out of my very own bbq side arm chair (my chair by the way) so as the local hero I am I stood and beckoned the grumpy Moose to sit on MY chair and no farting on it (I was listening) so there that’s my story and I’m sticking with it..ps Not often I concur with the green thing but this time I do totally agree with the forsaid statement that he made in relation to the one referred to as ‘The Moose’
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OH DEAR THE MOOSE has said and I quote “AVERAGE ” for this brilliant video we feed him we talk to him we even put him in his car after the BBQ when he was sloshed an this is how the MOOOSE responds to a fellow yachtie who actually likes him well I think not after this rampage heaven forbid if bad angel filmed the days sailing I expect it was the possible pain from his shoulder when he made a typo error in his response Now dear MR mooose take your tablets an have a big nite nite sleeps then you can retype your reply with the appropriate praise after your nap
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Its not often I agree with you BA but this is one After you gave the fur coat your treasured seat at the BBQ so he could rest his hoove and predator force feeding him grass so the poor ol thing had something to eat bulldog gave him a lot of turps an then to show his gratitude he knocks predators excellent video i’m hoping it was a typo error through lack of sleep poor dear I bet predator would have read the reply from the fur coat and is now in shock and rightly so oh dear oh dear
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ONCE AGAIN OHHH DEAR the moose has crossed the line my fellow sailors and flyers for not only did he poo poo predators flying video but also the sailing one as well all first class videos from the Cecil de la mar of movies Mr predator if we have a few people come on line and voice theirs disapproval of the fur coats heartless words i shall as 2ic of the flight line gang request an audience with the holy one so we can have a DIES NATALIS to resolve this unfortunate occurrence (for the benefit of the fur coat ) dies natalis = judgement day and to finish fiat justitia = let justice be done
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I will set up your audience with the dear leader however there are basic rules that one must adhere to when in front of above royalty well god like actually. 1. You never speak unless spoken to by your godleness, 2, Never look your godleness in the eye, 3, Remain with head bowed to the floor, 4, never where shoes, socks only no smelly feet, 5, only speak when spoken to, if you are prepared to comply I will arrange an audience… BA has spoken on and for behalf of his godleness
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