saturday sailing

[Kermit]

Gentlemen ..excluding the imfamous sailing judge …..as usual we go forth to do battle with the wheel chair mob and sail as gentlemen do so if your wifie will allow it I shall see you there …………………..NOW THATS JUST WRONG  thats bull shytt  you will be there because your a male a leader of the pack ..head mooncho..  the man .. GOD  ……………………………………………………….just sayn

[Sinker]

Happy birthday KERMIT.

It’s good to see that even at your age (someone said 90?) you can still get out and about and try to sail. (or run aground)

Also, seeing that it’s your birthday the nice young judge might let you win this week.

My video from down the good end of the canal.

 

[Kermit]

Well what a turn up for the books  MR SINKER has finally produced a video of epic proportions a video standing on one boat  the MAGNIFICENT  cartelar to win  (in my opinion) the famous trophy we all strive to win every satutday  As the official disgraced judge who has sold his sole and his vote for money  I decree the  sinkers video to be the winner  …………..im almost crying typing these words ……………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

[Sinker]

Well done OLD frog,

Good content for the first couple of minutes!…………………………………………………………Just sayn

 

[Kermit]

why you wittle whipper snipper   here …I gave you the gong an the thanks I get is.. Good content for the first couple of minutes..   I was literally crying as I was typing up your video  praise  ….never again  I hope your chickens turn into kangeroos and kick in the chook pen ……………………………………………just sayn

[ANIMAL]

Hey happy birthday frog

 

Happy birthday to you

happy birthday dear frog

happy birthday to you

you look like a monkey

and act like on too

 

sinkers two videos were nice

and I’m thinking of making a new prize

in crypto (my crypto currency)

now my crypto may only be worth a cent at this time

but give it time (like an investment)

also means if ya get some you will have to keep your computer in a box in your garage for 20 years just in case(if you get some)

ok ok I’ll float my crypto now

im gonna name my invisible coin

lights on nobody home crypto currency

so its floated on the market (little fanfare)

holy cpap it went up

now worth $2

and again

now worth $52

this is great

and again

now worth $100003

this is great

and again

now worth 1 trillion

thank goodness I didn’t give any away as prizes

and

its gone

now worthless

geez that was a ride

very volitile

anyways froggy

happy birthday

and sinker

when somebody copies you

just think of it as a term on indearment

your chief stirrer Animal

 

 

[Kermit]

yarh    good ol animal truly a thoughtful animal one of a kind  I nearly had one of your crypto coins  but by the time I had the paper work sorted it was gone  arhhh well easy come easy go …………………………………………..just sayn

[GG]

Well sorry I couldn’t be there for the fun, but after looking at the Videos and the $50 bribe from someone called Kermit’s better half, she was upset at seeing the frog looking so glum from not winning last week and being his birthday, I declare this week’s winner to be Kermit.

[Kermit]

FALSE NEWS … The dragon hasnt got $50  god were not that rich as for being upset yes in fact I have been upset ..some how a hacker got into my facebook site and  changed my birthday  dates  so every ones saying happy birthday  I am still 21  and will be for the next 30 years give  day or two  …………………………………………………………………..just sayn

[Sinker]

Congratulations Kermit, after 90 years you finally got a win.

[Kermit]

WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO A FELLA THAT HAS IT ALL  a maid / house by the sea / planes that dont crash / not one but two posh cars / but best of all… No wifey ..NOT MUCH IM AFRAID so I guess im gunna have to put up with ol sinkys rapore  until I find a kink in his armour …….any one wanna help ?   excluding GG as he has a financial with the sinker ………………………………………………………..just sayn

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