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Kermit, I must begin by assuring you that I am not using ChatGPT for this account—this is straight from the deck, salt spray, and all. Once again, with the high tide at the canal, your knack for turning a simple sail into an adventure did not disappoint. Despite the extra water beneath the keel, you somehow managed to run aground. Perhaps it’s a rare gift, being able to find the one shallow patch in a full tide! Fortunately, your trusty pole came to the rescue once again. With a few strong shoves and some choice muttering, the boat was afloat, bobbing free like nothing had ever happened.
The day brightened further with the arrival of Poonie and the Sinker—a duo who never fail to bring energy, laughter, and just a touch of chaos. The canal was lively, the breeze was kind, and for a while, it seemed like smooth sailing all around. We shared stories, compared notes on our various maritime “techniques,” and enjoyed the kind of sunshine that makes the water sparkle and time drift gently by.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a proper outing without some form of drama. Poonie, ever the adventurer, found himself trapped amongst a stubborn patch of weed. The boat stuck fast, unable to move forward or back. That’s when GG and you, Kermit, leapt into action. The rescue effort was a sight to behold—part precision maneuvering, part comedy show, and wholly entertaining to everyone watching from the bank. With teamwork and a bit of persistence, you freed Poonie’s boat from its leafy prison, and the fleet was once again under way.
When the day finally drew to a close, there was no question who earned this week’s video award. Kermit, for your valiant and somewhat heroic rescue of Poonie, you take the honors. Between your grounding, your quick thinking, and your fearless use of that trusty pole, you’ve given us another memorable chapter in our sailing chronicles. It was, in all, a good day on the water—one filled with laughter, rescue missions, and the kind of camaraderie that keeps us all coming back to the canal for more.
It was supposed to be a calm Sunday sail — gentle breeze, clear skies, and Kermit at the helm, humming sea shanties with more confidence than experience. But somewhere between optimism and the channel markers, things took a turn. The Lauderdale Canal, known for its narrow turns and lurking sandbanks, claimed another victim. Kermit’s boat gave a dramatic shudder before nestling firmly into the mud like a stubborn frog refusing to hop. Onlookers gathered, pretending not to laugh as Kermit waved heroically, insisting it was “just a test of the anchor.” The tide, unbothered by his pride, continued to fall, leaving the vessel perched like a misplaced garden ornament. Eventually, a friendly tugboat pulled him free — to cheers, laughter, and a new nickname echoing down the dock: Captain Groundhog.
Later in the morning
When a cheerful visitor from Geelong introduced himself as “pretty new to sailing,” Kermit saw an opportunity to show off. Within minutes, however, the tables turned. The so-called newbie — armed with nothing but beginner’s luck and stubborn curiosity — was calmly correcting Kermit’s knots, trimming sails with uncanny precision, and reading the wind like a weathered old salt. “Back home we do it different,” the visitor said with a grin, though he’d clearly never done it at all. Kermit, half impressed and half exasperated, pretended to “test” the fellow’s technique while quietly copying every move. By the time they docked, the Geelong rookie had somehow become the day’s “expert,” and Kermit was left wondering if humility was part of the syllabus. “Good lesson today,” the visitor said, patting Kermit’s shoulder. “Anytime you want a refresher, mate — first one’s free.”
Every week brings a new blooper at the canal, but this week’s undisputed champion was Mr. Sinker. The video captured everything — the proud departure, the confident wave, and the slow, cinematic dip of the stern as the water claimed yet another ego. The crowd at the club replayed it endlessly, complete with commentary and slow-motion effects. Kermit, ever the self-proclaimed film critic, presented the “Golden GoPro Award” to Mr. Sinker with exaggerated ceremony: a tarnished propeller mounted on driftwood. “For services to comedy and maritime education,” Kermit declared as applause erupted. Mr. Sinker, dripping and grinning, took a bow. The trophy might have been a joke, but the laughter was genuine. As the evening sun dipped below the masts, someone raised a toast — “To Mr. Sinker, and to all who float… at least for a while!”
Well there froggy, Mr Sinker didn’t help in any way with my write up. It is a true and accurate record of what took place at the canal and no assistance from Mr AI who ever he may be.
This morning’s sail on the Lauderdale Canal was one to remember — a blend of calm waters, comic misadventures, and good-natured rivalry. The day began with perfect sailing conditions: a light breeze rippling across the canal and the sun glinting off the water, promising an easy, pleasant outing. Spirits were high as Kermit set out confidently at the helm, determined to show off his newly honed sailing skills. Unfortunately, confidence isn’t always a substitute for caution, and before long, Kermit managed to run himself aground on one of the canal’s shallower bends.
The moment was met with laughter from the crew and a fair bit of teasing from GG, who had warned Kermit to “keep an eye on that depth gauge.” With Kermit’s boat gently perched on the sandbank, GG took it upon himself to provide an impromptu sailing lesson. It was part rescue mission, part tutorial, and entirely entertaining for those watching from shore. Under GG’s patient instruction (and occasional eye-roll), Kermit eventually refloated the boat — a little wiser, a little muddier, but still in good spirits.
Just as the laughter settled, the morning took a more distinguished turn with a visit from the ever-respectable Mr. Sinker. Arriving in his usual quiet and composed fashion, he brought an air of calm authority to the scene — a stark contrast to the earlier chaos. Mr. Sinker admired the day’s sailing efforts, shared a few pointers of his own, and was, as always, generous with his encouragement.
Later in the clubhouse, the weekly video awards were announced, adding a touch of friendly competition to the day’s events. This week’s Video of the Week went to Mr. Sinker, whose crisp footage, excellent editing, and smooth narration set a new benchmark for quality. His video perfectly captured the beauty of the canal and the camaraderie among the sailors, earning well-deserved applause from everyone present.
Kermit, meanwhile, took the Runner-Up spot. While his video showed promise, his well-known tendency to be a sore loser surfaced once more — though mostly in good humour. To keep the peace (and the fun) alive, the committee decided that Kermit would instead receive the Picture of the Week award, recognising his knack for capturing that perfect shot, even if his sailing skills still need some fine-tuning. All in all, it was another unforgettable morning at Lauderdale — laughter, lessons, and a little light-hearted rivalry on the water.
Sorry Mr Sinker, yes you do get the picture of the week award, still getting over my reunion with my yacht.
Well as I said I’m in debt too the frog so without and other bullshi# this week’s winner is Kermit followed closely by the Sinker
A big thank you goes to Kermit for hooking my boat at the Duck.
Yes I have been a bit slack today about judging, Ive been waiting to see if the frog was going to submit a video or not, but I guess it was too cold and windy for him to come out from his pond.
So this weeks video trophy goes to the Sinker and his camera person,and the picture of the week goes to the Sinker as well. WELL DONE there Sir.
Sorry there, with it being white like the rest of the plane I thought it was LWPLA.
We just need a calm day to fly all these Zeros.
Good job Mike. The only thing the elevator arm should be made of pla. If you check the text in the stl file it will tell you.
Oh no that green boat sinking again and the frog in the water, sorry not pulling you out this time froggy.
Just say’n
Kermit you are right about life being interesting. That’s what’s our hobbies are all about, 80% of the time repairing and 20% flying planes or sailing.
Now as there is only one video this week, I guess this week’s winner is you Mr frog.
Just say’n
A special note to the Sinker for his show and tell session today. Well done
