[Kermit]

Wellp now I know that the infamous judge ha ha ha GG  is in fact being coached by the legendary teller of misinformation the OLD sinker himself  because from a fella  (GG)  that could only say  …you won  to a proper write up unassisted  is just not feasible and with the history of the OLD sinker….. coaching and a greasy palm  it ooozes  sinkerism  so this is another win for me  i win i win  yarhhhh…………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

Dear Mr OLD Sinker  I strongly suspect you have shown our judge how to operate AI  because his judgement on what should have been a clean win for me has a serious taist of sinkerism involvement  ..you know that by showing him how to do it you have opened a pandora box  just telln ya cobber  its gunna bite ya ………………………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

So sad…    So sad ..The integrity our last judge had hasnt been passed on to this judge because he would never had defiled his position in such a manner as this    I believe this posts verdict isnt from our judge  but a AI generated computer  because so many facts are fake Quote : his well-known tendency to be a sore loser surfaced once more — though mostly in good humour. Now thats just stark wrong Im not a sore loser  I never complain   because…. Im never wrong ….never ever  Secondly there is no friendly rivalry with the floaters group  its just not true  … THIRD the old sinker never comes to our sunny end  for  Quote ..visit from the ever-respectable Mr. Sinker. UNQUOTE  he comes for sailing lessons every one knows that all ..but the AI  computer  so there ya have it  factual information  not AI ..  I cant lay down for this one unlike my usual layed back responce  I have to object to his outrageous  abomination of a decision and respectively ask for this farce to be upturned  an make me the rightful winner  because its the right thing to do ….. PS  .. terrible colour for a dress……………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

     THIS IS MY PICK FOR PIC OF THE CANAL

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

he he.. this boys good .WELL done MR SINKER on this weeks win for the picture of the week  it seems the judge has an appreciation for AI generated pictures an a nice eye it is to.. not only is he a extraordinary exceptional judge but one that is also a humanitarian  I personally   can vouch for this because   several weeks back  whilst sailing  I failed to remain on the floating jetty platform and went to  meet a mermaid that I swear I saw waving at me and indicating I should join her  when I got to the bottom of that very muddy canal, arms sweeping the area for her and not finding her  I decided to return to the surface ,pushing off from the bottom  my progress was hindered by my water filled wind jacket eventually reaching the top and getting to the platform  edge GG was on his knees with a stick beating the water where I was  because he said he saw a shark  eventinually the stick broke  and as the true hero that he is he reached out …..to get another stick …narh just joke”n  he reached out with both hands and pulled me from  davey jones locker  then promptly dropted back in  WHY  because I had mud on my shoes  but as I was trushing around in the water the mud disappeared an I was lifted up an out  again …. That dear friends is a humanitarian  this is a true to memory account  of that faithful mermaid swim …..THE WORLD needs to know what happened on that day  hense this story …why have I waited so long to tell  ..sixty ninutes will be doing a film on this amazing man  an I wasnt allowed to tell   The GENTLE GIANT  is now a blood brother  not only because of the blood on the water (remember the stick beating ) but because the dragon wants to adopt him …………………………………………………………………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

I WON ..I WON ..YEH YAY HIPPY HI HO   MY CONDOLENCE  to the looser MR SINKER maybe next week  I might let you win BUT NOT TODAY …. WARRRR    HOOO………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

SORRY mr sinker  BUT as the photo is AI generated  it cant be counted  as its not a true depiction of a real event…we must be true to our viewers mustn’t we ………………………….just say’n

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

YEH ME TO ……………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

time to take back the canal ………………just sayn

[Kermit]

You see the picture Mr Sinker ……an you think you can get me out to fix GGs hen house  Go for it cobber ………………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

WELL thats shameful..fruity filmed while the sinker played ie Nero played the fiddle as Rome burned an yet he  THE SINKER gets the gong this disastrous result is unprecedented in the history of canal sailing Has the so called judge  thought about poor ol fruitys  (scotty) mind set at this devastating blunder  I Quote . and his camera person.. un quote  . ol fruity is just a camera person to this judge …shame shame … there there fruity we love ya cobber ………………………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

Nice picture ……………….god hes a good look’n frog…………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

Yep I guess the judge has gone to sleep after fixing his chook house  .. or maybe he’s consulting his rule book yeh narh yeh  narh his book is 5 words long  ..dont give kermit the gong  …………………….just say’n

 

 

 

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