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Dear Mr. judge as no video has come forth from the wheelchair mob and none from me as the past winner of the canal trophy may I propose that I receive this weeks trophy in advance of next weeks video I believe this would be just a formality as we both know I will win next weeks trophy and this will just speed up the process unfortunately for you there will be no graft payment for win from the sinker unless he has paid in advance ofcouse BUT I find that a little difficult to believe due to his maids health condition …………………………………………………………just say’n
well young fella ya gunna have to wait because the executive branch have decided that today is a no go …you may ofcouse go anyway just to prepare yourself for the TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOL ( sailing section ) sail trimming lessons next week ……………………………………………………….just say’n
FALSE NEWS GEE doesn’t the judge get upset when the sinker fails to pay …..from fabricating a small sail adjustment to putting me in the same category as the pay to win MR SINKER who by the way hasn’t paid the judge for two weeks….. is his maid pressing for more money due to a possible increase of dependencies …………………………………………..just say’n
TO explain captain Pete’s words …yes I allowed the gentle giant to tweak my already winning sails because the dear boy wanted to undo a perfectly good set of sails so he could have had a chance of beating ol yello but his attempt to foil the master was defeated by outstanding skill and cunning you see as he was adjusting my sails I adjusted his…… not in a good way… fairs fair . but beating GG is always easy its captain Pete you have to beat and as you have read ..he went home and kicked his cat Now don’t get upset his cat died years ago an they had it stuffed so No PUSSY was hurt in making this video ……………………………………………………….just say’n
For a fella that desperately wants to be a member of our elite sailing group you are sailing close to the wind dear ol thing you could run aground or sink ……………………………….just say’n
I near always check the form of the sailors from the pond with emphasis to one of our own GG MR GENTLE GIANT he never disappoints or though as a judge he certainly does but as a sailor on the famous puddle duck his consistencty at the tail end never faulters that’s our boy….. a few lessons from TGFS ( sailing section) will soon see him from second last to maybe third last ya never know ……………………………………….just say’n
isn’t that nice our foreign correspondent MR HOPPY chew min …..so far away thinking of one of our own yes chew min there is a coarse for Stephen at TGFS all he has to do is pay a few fees stay in Tasmania for a few days an the world of style crash is his ……………………………………………just say’n
WE all noticed that the dear ol sinker didn’t deny my defense letter
therefore as to his false news about a donation or bribe to NOT put up a video is NOT true unlike the news shortly to come out about his Chinese cleaner who COULD be expecting a little bundle of joy …or not ……………………………………………….just say’n
WELP looks like I have to do something I never ever do …an that is defend myself against false news from the HA ha JUDGE and a disgruntled loosing fellow sailor first paying the sinker not to produce a video ..lets look at the facts was i down at the wheel chairs mobs spot NOPE was the sinker once again at the sunny end of the canal YEP an why do you ask well its because the oldies have banned him from filming them the stories I have heard were that he is asking for cash for videoing them an the poor dears just cant afford another pay rise over his wheeling tax so they ..to his surprise said on mass said NOPE hence his appearance at our end asking once again can he join our group ………denied to film from the oldies the once mighty sinker approach us to film denied again he elected to not post this week an that dear friends is so help the absolute truth so help me god to address the other winge as with all boats etc. they do stop working as did mine for a short time but one fixed it was back to winning as for running aground ……oysters yes oysters had built a bank to grow on and I just bumped onto it and quickly remove my self with skill and outstanding seamanship so dear friends false news once again…………………………………………………..just say’n
YES ..YES I AGREE WITH GADGET YOU did well my widdle patwar soft focus was just near perfect along with a superb video very soon your trading lens can come off and you can do panning and zoom captures wont that be fun ….. still a little way to go with the soft focus though but for a first try well done now if you can stop bribing the HA HA judge from the canal maybe you can get the canal trophy legitimately for you have shown that you can do a soft focus very well and produce a superb video all on your own well done near video jedi………………………………………………..just say’n
FRIENDS OF THE FROG How to win the Canal Trophy with out paying the ha ha Judge First praise him on video no matter how much it hurts Second lie to the competition i.e. Sinker ….Promise him he can become a member of the Floaters Group ……..just don’t say when .(.WE have been doing that for years ) Lastly threaten to get the immigration people to visit for a chines cleaning and lawn mowing possible illegal importation visa violation as YOU CAN SEE I have won the Canal Trophy with just a few tools at my disposal perhaps now is the right time to propose a name for the Canal Trophy….. Please make a suggestion…… mine would be THE SINKER MEMORIAL TROPHY …………………………………………….just say’n
