[Kermit]

Well done GADGET  cobber FIRST prize no good opening mine now …..but wait  maybe theres a second  place winner ……………i could be it ……………………………………….just say’n

[Kermit]

FELLOW SUFFERS OF MY VIDEO  MY apologies to young RYAN  I obmitted to put in his name into the video  as he did the filming of ralphs attack on  big whitey sorry cobber ………………………….just say’n

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[Kermit]

WELL Thank you MR PREDATOR SIR  always a pleasure to relive the flying day in video  an thanks for taking the defunked mk 1 video down ……………………………………….just say’n

[Kermit]

arhhhhh dear Foregn Correspondent HOPPY  MK1 had a 6 second black out 3/4 the way through  as a credited TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOL ( video section ) graduate I couldnt leave that in place  so MK 2  was produced  AS FOR THE BINGLES  letters have been sent out to the unfortunate ones  with a refresher prang coarse offer from TGFS  …..we do it better …is our motto    hope that helps in your confusion  about MK1 and MK2  …………………………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

I tottally agree with our rightous judge in this instance No AI ….so does that go for comentry on a write up ? if so  our beautiful judge will be looking for a ghost writer  but let it be known that for a fella that comes from up north his general knowledge for english has improved dramacticly since he  decended to the capital of tasmania as  for AI ….. The section of AI  in my WINNING VIDEO  was called possible humour  so it was included in my WINNING VIDEO for my fellow sailors to have a giggle at BUT  AS THE JUDGE FROM GABBINPORT has decreed  I will be forced to  reframe from such humour in order to comply with the new format NARH…  yerh…. narh  may I add the video from the foreign correspondant hoppy was most enjoyable ……he goes try ………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

Very nice ……sooo your’ already tested it I see  I noticed the bandages on the wings an tail sections  Ive got some spare left over white spray paint  if yu wanna fix em …………I notice stuff like this ………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

Thats nice animal thanking the judge …..get your wallet ready maybe you an the sinker can conbine the GRAFT  donations  to the  judges Save my Horses and BMW fund  UNLIKE MY save the green tree frog heritage fund that is totally legit  …….. as a winner you may notice your leader MR SINKER will probably treat you differently  after all you are now a threat to his reign  … call me dear ANIMAL  if you would like some tips on videography  like the kermit blurr or my favourate the kermo shake  …………………………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

I almost never complain over the bribed  judgements from the judge  but this time  its  gone to far  yes the animals video showed unsual promise but thats all  if winning requires a bit of a small talk about stuff I could do that how about this ..kermit ..what  do you like to eat …why thats easy …pork  an that dear friends would get me the gong….  see easy .so from now on sailing at the canal will have in the video a commentary so next week  the trophy is mine …………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

GOOD OL SINKER ..WELL done cobber  an sooo close to where I said it was too… if only some one had asked ME  ….to the left of the tin toilet  60ft  past the naked ladies sunbaking  …easy peasy

[Kermit]

GEEZE ANIMAL THATS A SUPERB VIDEO   CRIKEY  I hope the sinker takes note ….with videos of this quality  you wont have to bribe the HA HA judge ….standards will have to rise  buggar …………………………………………….just say’n

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