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Another good fun Friday flying day with all the old boys where it all happens but not today apparently other than a slight mishap with launching my newest addition to the fleet into the air, but we got up shook our heads and off we went again with Mike on the stick until handover where I managed a successful flight and landing so now only have to change the colour from a white fuselage to black cause it’s easier to see to be known as ‘The Black Bitch’ – No Witch I meant! I flew using to FPV goggles (First Person View) using the direct video feed from the plane to the goggles with ‘Telemetry overlay which is very handy. The video overlay from the goggles in the video looks bad but that’s the little vcr which is poorly causes that, the FPV picture is near perfect. So a bbq lunch later and the usual ‘Milk Crate’ jokes then being presented with a gentle reminder Mini Milk Crate thanks to the terrible ‘Uncle G’ apparently so I don’t forget, forget what? I said and there was the ‘Sounds Of Silence’ after lunch it got quite hot so we headed off around 1330 thanks gang was fun
KERMIT’ what can I say, I wonder what the milk crate reference had to do with flying at the field, please explain as a famous person once said and as I’m also a famous person ‘please explain’ now I could go on forever talking about milk crates for your information but I’m intending to do my phd on just that particular subject so I won’t bore you with the finer details, however, addressing that special tribute at the end of your production it was really truly scary to one’s memory from 23 December 2023 at precisely 1432 hrs but now my real concern is that this reckless and horrific stunt went horribly wrong and now not only does the flight line gang have a disabled sheep shagger but now a green tree frog as well, oh well just as well for tasty hospital sandwiches but I suppose or in the case of the green frog a bug and mosquito sandwich along with no real consequences for the perpetrator of this horrific stunt who I imagine is hiding in the dragon’s lair, also just say’n
Yeah I know Kermit they are here and now the proof is in the pudding well above our field very very scary but at least there was no probing which probably would have hurt ones bottom I did note most bottom cheeks were clenched very tight other than the Sinker who I did hear yelling I’m here take me probe me and EVEN bent forward he was probably praying just how disgusting was that, anyway just hope they don’t return for the probe but you’ll never know, as in the Monkeys tune ‘I’m a believer’ also just say’n
A Statement from Dame Ms Piggy: Ladies and not so gentlemen of the flight line gang, I thought my previous statement of the appalling behaviour of you not so gentlemen looking/perving/videoing and god knows what else up a ladies/piglets dress when you are all aware that I don’t wear underwear whilst parachuting this appalling behaviour and will cease immediately or I will contact my member of parliament and lodge a complaint contrary to the piglet act of 1913 clause 17 part 2 subsect (b) (42) you are all on notice: your sincerely Dame Ms Piggy esq kbm and sausage: God I’m beautiful….
