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Yeah I know Kermit they are here and now the proof is in the pudding well above our field very very scary but at least there was no probing which probably would have hurt ones bottom  I did note most bottom cheeks were clenched very tight other than the Sinker who I did hear yelling I’m here take me probe me and EVEN bent forward he was probably praying just how disgusting was that, anyway just hope they don’t return for the probe but you’ll never know, as in the Monkeys tune ‘I’m a believer’ also just say’n
A Statement from Dame Ms Piggy: Ladies and not so gentlemen of the flight line gang, I thought my previous statement of the appalling behaviour of you not so gentlemen looking/perving/videoing and god knows what else up a ladies/piglets dress when you are all aware that I don’t wear underwear whilst parachuting this appalling behaviour and will cease immediately or I will contact my member of parliament and lodge a complaint contrary to the piglet act of 1913 clause 17 part 2 subsect (b) (42) you are all on notice: your sincerely Dame Ms Piggy esq kbm and sausage: God I’m beautiful….
Here is Captain Puggy Washy’s right of reply to Kermit’s derogatory hurtful remarks regarding our dear Captains mumbles I think the Captain said you’re on notice not quite sure but lip reading says he did well dummy reading just say’n:
Good luck with that mob they’ll treat you as a spy and make you walk the plank jut think no mow little b##bies
I’ll sign up to your diving school but can only paddle at half speed if you take single paddle wheel students but I’m good a flinging mud, just say’n
