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A Statement from Dame Ms Piggy: Ladies and not so gentlemen of the flight line gang, I thought my previous statement of the appalling behaviour of you not so gentlemen looking/perving/videoing and god knows what else up a ladies/piglets dress when you are all aware that I don’t wear underwear whilst parachuting this appalling behaviour and will cease immediately or I will contact my member of parliament and lodge a complaint contrary to the piglet act of 1913 clause 17 part 2 subsect (b) (42) you are all on notice: your sincerely Dame Ms Piggy esq kbm and sausage: God I’m beautiful….
Here is Captain Puggy Washy’s right of reply to Kermit’s derogatory hurtful remarks regarding our dear Captains mumbles I think the Captain said you’re on notice not quite sure but lip reading says he did well dummy reading just say’n:
Good luck with that mob they’ll treat you as a spy and make you walk the plank jut think no mow little b##bies
I’ll sign up to your diving school but can only paddle at half speed if you take single paddle wheel students but I’m good a flinging mud, just say’n
Well another perfect day to go out playing with our gang with all sorts of thing flying and crashing as usual lots of laughter at others expense then we finished our day with our usual bbq..
Think I spotted that old disabled dude going like the clappers down the said road chasing sheep think the gum boots were impeding his chase cause the sheep were around 2 klms in front with very frightened looks on their faces mind you they were very pretty sheep if I do say so as for those others reckon we should ban their antics the Floaters do not need this type of corruption in their ranks bring on the conversion therapy we spoke of we’ll turn Denise back to Dennis in no time, just say’n also 🤣🤪🤪👀😳. 🤦♀️—–👨🌾
Oh dear me Froggy it appears that ewe and I are the only straight sensible clever educated morally forthright upstanding citizens in this motley mob they call the ‘Floaters’ and now we know why they are the floating floaters they’re quite sick really and I don’t want to catch their germs, Froggy shall we start a rival gang possibly called the ‘Righteous of the Right bless me my son gang’ seems a great idea to get right away from the rabble that corrupt the righteous. By the way nice video specially of the old dude lacking the use of a hand, would love to meet him.
Another interesting fun day @ Lauderdale Canal with our Floaters Gang of misfits and where it all happens but we have fun and laughs usually at others expense. As usual our day finished with our bbq and not so political correct conversation but we’re all old dudes and have old dude values so we can say anything and get away with it because we all have old timers well that’s our excuse so you better believe it..
Oh nooooooooooo I wasted my vote then by drawing on my voting paper a green tree frog with a crown on cause Kermit said he was going to win and if I’d paid him $1350 membership to his frog party which I did that he said that investment would quadruple every day so what does this mean now to this poor old, very old age pensioner where’s my money didn’t you say you had a no win no fee policy
