[Kermit]

he he.. this boys good .WELL done MR SINKER on this weeks win for the picture of the week  it seems the judge has an appreciation for AI generated pictures an a nice eye it is to.. not only is he a extraordinary exceptional judge but one that is also a humanitarian  I personally   can vouch for this because   several weeks back  whilst sailing  I failed to remain on the floating jetty platform and went to  meet a mermaid that I swear I saw waving at me and indicating I should join her  when I got to the bottom of that very muddy canal, arms sweeping the area for her and not finding her  I decided to return to the surface ,pushing off from the bottom  my progress was hindered by my water filled wind jacket eventually reaching the top and getting to the platform  edge GG was on his knees with a stick beating the water where I was  because he said he saw a shark  eventinually the stick broke  and as the true hero that he is he reached out …..to get another stick …narh just joke”n  he reached out with both hands and pulled me from  davey jones locker  then promptly dropted back in  WHY  because I had mud on my shoes  but as I was trushing around in the water the mud disappeared an I was lifted up an out  again …. That dear friends is a humanitarian  this is a true to memory account  of that faithful mermaid swim …..THE WORLD needs to know what happened on that day  hense this story …why have I waited so long to tell  ..sixty ninutes will be doing a film on this amazing man  an I wasnt allowed to tell   The GENTLE GIANT  is now a blood brother  not only because of the blood on the water (remember the stick beating ) but because the dragon wants to adopt him …………………………………………………………………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

I WON ..I WON ..YEH YAY HIPPY HI HO   MY CONDOLENCE  to the looser MR SINKER maybe next week  I might let you win BUT NOT TODAY …. WARRRR    HOOO………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

SORRY mr sinker  BUT as the photo is AI generated  it cant be counted  as its not a true depiction of a real event…we must be true to our viewers mustn’t we ………………………….just say’n

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

YEH ME TO ……………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

time to take back the canal ………………just sayn

[Kermit]

You see the picture Mr Sinker ……an you think you can get me out to fix GGs hen house  Go for it cobber ………………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

WELL thats shameful..fruity filmed while the sinker played ie Nero played the fiddle as Rome burned an yet he  THE SINKER gets the gong this disastrous result is unprecedented in the history of canal sailing Has the so called judge  thought about poor ol fruitys  (scotty) mind set at this devastating blunder  I Quote . and his camera person.. un quote  . ol fruity is just a camera person to this judge …shame shame … there there fruity we love ya cobber ………………………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

Nice picture ……………….god hes a good look’n frog…………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

Yep I guess the judge has gone to sleep after fixing his chook house  .. or maybe he’s consulting his rule book yeh narh yeh  narh his book is 5 words long  ..dont give kermit the gong  …………………….just say’n

 

 

 

[Kermit]

Not sure but possible  but heres the problem with todays canal trophy  who gets it  the owner of the camera or the videographer  ie  fruity your right hand man ………..tough one ………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

I WAS ABOUT TO say what a brillant video you produced today MR SINKER  I was also going to say it was possibly the best video from you this year only find it was by  your second in charge  dear ol fruity soooo  well done  fruity ….. time perhaps to give the new boy the camera from now on ay ………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Accurate quote from the sinker  now heres the thing GG rang and said he was unable to attend due to his horse kicking over his chook house  then a whole mess of messages arrived AND as my two boats are not working  it was decided theres no point  so yes Mr Sinky  your quote is accurate up to the point where due to circumstances beyond our control we were forced to postpone  our sail regettably…………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Now how on earth  did you get that………that was a long time ago ………………..just say

 

[Kermit]

Brave lads down there ..but its nothing to what we the floaters group sail most saturdays  at lauderdale canal where the confines of the canal tunnel gale force winds into monstrous 5 mt blue grey cascading walls of gnarling thunderous death for any sail boat on the water  so I say well done fellow yachties  welcome to the white water fearless group .and to the camera man who stood his ground to film  your effort  ………………………………………………………………just say’n

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