[Kermit]

SINKER SINKY OL MATE  now you have a problem  for you see it was a VERY high tide  hence Rons reef sign was under water  Again the bouys  only one was cleaned  the other was too heavy to lift or drag so it was low in the water… an the wind …the video has several layers  the winds blowing one way at the time of filming  next shots  the wind has changed direction …  thats called wind change ok   it hurts me to think that you would think I kermit la frog would sink so low to fabricate a video just to beat you for the canal trophy  ……..shame  shame ………………………………………………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

So here’s my video…  No wind or rain can stop the frog jumping video production  …………………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

DECIDED TO TODDLE DOWN just for the hell of it an found some sailors  so I filmed em until the rain set in ……………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

If I was at the canal then I would only go out as far as ………….nee deep …………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

READ THIS FIRST …..  FELLOW SAILORS   I had a wee bit of a splash saturday resulting in one video camera destroyed one watch destroyed and  my phone cacktus  the video camera was off at  the time it wanted to learn free diveing .. it was retreaved half hour later by GG  the phone  wasnt even thought of until at home  Sunday I started the retreaval process  it was about an hour before I got it   now heres the reason I suggested you read this first  the video camera had on the SD card just the ducks  then it was turned off   the phone however was on   and this is the true under water sea life on the sd card on the phone that was still active until the water got to it  THIS stuff is unreal   the card hasnt been played with  I swear to god .. I take my swearing very highly   so   please watch what is near the floating jetty at the canal  …………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

well there ya go the sinker has fired his maid so the money can pay for the bribe to win this weeks trophy  …so sad  tusk tusk   …………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

well well well  if i had noticed the NO SWIMMING SIGN. on your video mr Sinker  Then maybe  i wouldna gone swimming with the ducks BUT  then the urge to just do it  is strong in my amphibious family   oh and there was a tad bit of video on the camera SD card  Im working on it to see what it reveals ……………………………………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

an thank you  SINKER  for the warmth you provided with your naked body on mine as we waited for GG to return with the pool scoop to retrieve the camera  ……my you have a hairy chest …………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

yeh …..well thanks GG for pullin me out  but now Im sore  on me ribs or rib comeing over the side of the pontoon  wouldna made it by myself thats for sure  an thank you for finding the camera so fast… its a lost cause  I recon but I’v pulled it apart as possible and a put the compressor air through it BUT  I recon its a goner  thanks cobber owe ya one big time …………………………………………………………………………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

Thank you MR SINKER  but no were right ………………………………………………………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Who would have known that the gentle giant GG is a student of TGFS ( sailing section) training on the lauderdale canal every saturday with the best of the best  THE FLOATERS GROUP ………………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Sailing  Sinking Services  ABOUT RIGHT  your a sick fella sinker  your starting to remind me of myself ………………………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

I usually never reply to our videos but fair dinkum fellas  our foreign corrispondent an the sinker  are in lar lar land  if one believes these two delusional far out lefties I the owner am to blame for the outragerous dragging and near sinking of my  sail boat …. arhh cumon fellas share the weed your smoking   an give some to the ha ha judge  I think his stash is running out …………………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Again I expected a little more ……just a little from this ha judge  for he also sees no problem  with MR SINKER stealing my bootiful green boat not only was it removed from the canal by  devious means but through that procedure it filled up with salt water  ruining the electrics  the winch the steering thingi and the auxiliary motor and battery Not only were the electrics destroyed but the sails  being forced through the water at 15 mph or above were so forced out of shape  that I can no longer use them   I see no other coarse but to approach the GREENS  and get this wheel chair duck infestered water soaked canal blocked up and made into a singing sacred ground for the green party  and the very rare green tree frog …………………………………………………………………………………….just sayn

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