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OH good try MR SINKER SIR, but those that know you realise that you will try a stir in the hope it will work unfortunately for you people know me sooo once again good try
WHY 3 and a half sailors ? well Capt Pugwash the Admiral an Me plus bigus d.ckus now known as smallus d.ckus because he has only half his body working (another story ) great day for sailing solid wind gave us perfect racing water heaps of ducks 🦆 kept us amused when we weren’t racing didnt see the wheelchair mob they may have been there ? Quite a few members were at puddle duck trying their luck at winning the fabled puddle duck trophy 🏆 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE who said that BBQ at days end resulted in TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOL creating a new branch to its existing list of goodies and that is HOW TO BRING BACK CONTROL FROM YOUR WIFE this was requested by the admiral of all people but from past BBQ discussions this program will is sorely needed and who better to instruct on this matter than yours truly kermit lafrog owner and Master of the dragon 🐉 along with a second instructor smallus d.ckus (I have placed a dot. where the i should be because its against the rules to say dickus ) ok 👍 WhY HIM well he is from NU ZEELUND an you all know how they handle sheep 🐑 so its a no brainer to bring him on board sooo you under the thumb skippers apply now and enlist in this saving your manhood program Regain control and never lose it….. again . having a BBQ at the end of sailing brings out all sorts of issues to discuss and resolve along with minor fibs ARHHH dont ya just love BBQ’S……………………………………………………………….just sayn
yeh andy distant cousin’s we call em bogan cousins good for nothing like most bogans these ones also have warts are poisonous and you don’t want to know em it’s a shame australia hasn’t imposed a bounty on them but I suppose the wankers and greenies would be up in arms protesting an thats another lot of bogans for ya ….ya just cant win …………………………………….just sayn
WHEN THE SHACK IS SOLD yep the broker’s brought it around so I could have a peek .. I woulda come an got ya if i knew you were home ……………………………………just sayn
WHAT MAKES A CAPTAIN want to sink an A class yacht well I dun know but the gentle giant tried twice on predators boat and mine without success ….of course His first sail since he returned from woop woop an he takes on two of the states finest skippers which makes you wonder what was he smoking over there any way huge turn out really huge like maybe 50 skippers ….30 …would you believe 25 ……how about 9 an a seagull The winds were moderate straight down the canal with a right turn at the wheel chair mobs spot Predator an I sailed the A class whilst the midships men sailed 95s and 65 our big boats easily sailed through the pack like a surgeon cutting through a lamb chop 🥩 the 95 and 65 boats had a hard time trying to bump us which they tried often but it was GG that upset predator first so predator simply hooked onto him an brought him ashore just to teach him a lesson …well he didn’t learn did he so after numerous bumps /cutting off/ he tried it on me so I skilfully brought him to heal and returned him to the pontoon attached to my boat after that he left us alone …wise move .. No Bear today or Georgie or Pugwash ( they will be fined ) a note from their mum will be accepted .after sailing it was as usual BBQ time with lots more bull shyting mostly from bad angel and china who is giving up his claim to aboriginal status due to him being an American ……so he says Moo was quite for once possibly because his happy meds ran out ? Bad Angel was prepared to sell Moo some of his but the deal was he wanted Moo to step into his gumboots …(.Bad Angel is a knwe zeelander.) baaa.. baaaa……Now that’s another story ……………………………………..just sayn
WICKY WICKY FOR god’s sake man ENOUGH The dragon an I went past your place and couldnt find it just a bloody great hole with a 3 d printed doodzie dozer doing its thing ITS A NICE HOLE mind you BUT where have you moved to for gods sake wicky cobber don’t 3d a boat with a dozer blade …………………………………………………..just sayn
emmmm well it’s not often I agree with the gentle giant but yep exceptional very nice… just a quicky .. as we were sailing we saw you and did the good ol wave if you look really REALLY hard you can see us ……………………………………jut sayn
DEAR MR GIANT SIR,with respect the crashes you witness are in fact controlled landings in crash form for the benefit of New students of TGFS they are all videotaped for learning purposes’ The reasons you and others watch these lessons through our site is to learn the art of not doing what you see and for most it works and it’s also a gesture of good will between TGFS and lessor pilots I.E. have you ever witnessed UNCLE G crash… no… for he is a former TGFS student You can apply AGAIN for lessons but on the second round there is no concessions ( AGE ) ………………………….. just sayn
