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WELL What a great write up only one thing spoilt it ……… no mention of wheel chairs dont be embarrassed to mention them its just a fact of life for you ol timers …….yep a real nice write up …………………………………………………….just sayn
DEAR GG….. as pauleen hansen famously said QUOTE …..please explain…UNQUOTE……….you have my interest ………an it better be good because the whole sailing fraternity is waiting………..will the sinker sink will the judge be judged will kermit get the gong …………………………………….just sayn
WELL THIS SUCKS Here we have a judge HA HA that openly admits that a bribe to him will get the winning vote ITS obvious that MR Sinker hasnt payd there for I got gong So fellow sailors that means that when the Sinker wins he has paid the bribe ……………………………………just sayn
FINAL REPORT ON AIRCRAFT ACCIDENT DEPT OF AIR CRASH
DEPARTMENT OF AIR INVERSTIGATION..DOAICASE NUMBER ..0410E
REF : FAILURE TO REMAIN IN THE OTHER SPACE
LOCATION : THE FIELD
AIRCRAFT : BALSA WOOD CONSTRUCTION BIG WHITEY
FINAL REPORT
THIS INCIDENT WAS ATTENTENED BY
CASE OFFICER MR. IVAGOT .DISONE
CHIEF INVESTERGATOR MR.WOO.DUNIT
SECOND INVESTIGATOR MISS. BIGUS .KNOCKAS
CRASH / IMPACT. THE AIRCRAFT BEING FLOWN BY TGFS. CFI .CAPT KERMIT LA FROG IN A SURPERB MANNER WHILST DOING TURNS AT AN ANGLE OF APPROX 45% . ON THE VIEWED VIDEO THE SAID AIRCRAFT PERFORMED A SIMILAR TURNSBUT AT AN ESTIMATED ANGLE OF 50 DEGREES A LOOSE WEIGHT REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN HORIZONTAL FLIGHT SHIFTED TO THE ANGLE OF TURN BRINGING THE WEIGHT TO THE NOSE THUS CAUSING THE AIRCRAFT TO COMPLETE A VERTICAL ANGLE RESULTING AN UNRECOVERABLE FLIGHT IMPUT CLIMAXING WITH AN INPACT WITH TERA FERMA
……PILOT AND PASSENGER WERE DECLARED DECEASED ON SITE .
THE VIDEO HA BEEN SCRUTINISED BY THE CRASH INVESTIRGATION TEAM AND ALL HAVE DECLARED : THE CRASH WAS BY WEIGHT SHIFT AND POSSIBLE EAGLE INTERFERENCE …. NO PILOT ERROR CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO THE PILOT IN COMMAND
NOTES : EAGLES WERE SIGHTED AT THE FIELD / LOW LIGHT / SHIFTING WIND PATTERN / REFLECTED LIGHT FROM GOAL POSTS / TO MANY PEOPLE WITH CAMERAS /
THE INCIDENT VIDEO FILMED BY SOME ONE NAMED GG WAS NOT HELPFUL IN THIS INVESTERGATION AS TO ITS LACK OF FILM SMOOTHNESS AND WE REOMMEND VIDEO TUTORING…MISS B .KNOKARSSOOO WHY havent I got the canal trophy WHERES THE SINKERS EFFORT No video I win right ……………….just sayn
OH DEAR I have just viewed the aledged crash ……..are you MR Sinker looking for click bait votes because that was an out landing ….was there damage I never saw any .. tusk .tusk MR SINKER lets play fair TRY to get past your squabble with our beloved sailing judge what ever the reason it was ………………………………………………………………………just sayn
Dear MR SINKER as you are very much aware if its not on video it never happened …as for GG I know nothing of what your talking about …crash ..what crash .. that lovely man never had a crash …have you and he had a falling out?…………………………………………………………………….just sayn
yes MR HOPPY the investergation into the demise of big whitey has begun …we ask all interested partys to reframe from speculation until the AIB ..TGFS inverstegation branch conclude their findings ….thank you . CFI .TGFS KERMIT LA FROG ……………………………………………………………..just sayn
Well our forien correspondent MR Hoppy as again produced very nice videos of his confinement in the far east colonies if he can keep this up maybe he can leave his present job at the take away shop remove his waiter outfit and become a full time travel video grapher …. WELL DONE MR Clint eastwood hoppy…………………………………………………………………………just sayn
I had a video in the can but after seeing the sinkers video I thought narh yeh narh why bother the sinker and the ha ha ha judge have exchanged money for trophy so this ones gunna cost ya because im not puttn one up coulda but narh SO hows that for dribble I win you pay ………………………………………………………..just sayn
WHATS HAPPENING Down at the wheel chair mobs patch of water The sinker has produced a watchable video this is the second time this has happened .. good lord .. Wickys tug boat was the high light of the video the others were great but theres something about a good tug…. perhaps two good tugs anyways tuggings aside the sunny day produced a lot of activity on the water today sooo nice …..well done MR Sinker …………………………………………………………just sayn
Today was a day of caution for me I stayed away from the edge by an arm length even then I played it safe by giving the boat to the gentle giant to drop it into the shark infested canal water D2 AND GG were the only sailors to come play in the sunshine today with light winds all morning it was just a testing day for the two puddle duck champions fine tuning their boats against the fastest sleekest top gun boat and skipper in the world ….that would be me … so with hydro rope tied to the railing and wrapted around me it was safety first for this little frog We had two of the wheel chair mob turn up just to stir an they performed the task brilliantly an if I wasnt tied to the jetty they woulda gone for a swim to ……..the widdle buggars …The duck that bit me on my day of infamy wasnt around so maybe he had second thoughts about quacking around today….. yes as I was incapacitated a duck came up an bit me as I was sitting on the side of my car just another thing to happen on my day with the water New camera New phone New watch arhhhh lifes good ……………………………………………………………just sayn
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