[Kermit]

Well our forien correspondent MR Hoppy as again produced very nice videos of his confinement in the far east colonies  if he can keep this up maybe he can leave his present job at the take away shop remove his waiter outfit and become a full time travel video grapher …. WELL DONE  MR Clint eastwood hoppy…………………………………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

I had a video in the can  but after seeing the sinkers video  I thought narh  yeh  narh  why bother the sinker and the ha ha ha judge have exchanged money for trophy  so this ones  gunna cost ya because im not puttn one up   coulda but narh   SO hows that for dribble  I win you pay ………………………………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

WHATS HAPPENING Down at the wheel chair mobs patch of water   The sinker has produced a watchable video  this is the second time this has happened .. good lord ..  Wickys tug boat  was the high light  of the video  the others were great but  theres something about a good tug….  perhaps two good tugs   anyways  tuggings aside  the sunny day produced a lot of activity on the water  today sooo nice …..well done MR Sinker …………………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Today was a day of caution for me I stayed away from the edge by an arm length  even then I played it safe by giving the boat to the gentle giant to drop it into the shark infested canal water  D2 AND GG were the only sailors to come play in the sunshine today with light winds all morning it was just a testing day  for the two puddle duck champions  fine tuning their boats against the fastest sleekest top gun boat and  skipper in the world  ….that would be me … so with hydro rope tied to the railing and wrapted around me   it was safety first for this little frog   We had two of the wheel chair  mob turn up just to stir  an they performed the task brilliantly an if I wasnt tied to the jetty they woulda gone for a swim to  ……..the widdle buggars  …The duck that bit me on my day of infamy wasnt around  so maybe he had second thoughts about quacking around today….. yes as I was incapacitated a duck came up an bit me as I was sitting on the side of my car  just another thing to happen on my day with the water  New camera New phone New watch  arhhhh lifes good ……………………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

IS THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE SPENT THE MONEY………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

I thank the HONOURABLE  MR PREDATOR  for his support the only honest person in the sailing world  as for the video in question ……it may have been enlightened  but the sinker didnt put a video up so on those grounds  I agree with PREDATOR  I SHOULD HAVE WON  but when you have a competitor who bribes a corruptible judge  what chance does an honest hard working fella have  ay………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

there ya go again  beleaving a known frabricator of storys against a honest fair dinkum fella …………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

SINKER SINKY OL MATE  now you have a problem  for you see it was a VERY high tide  hence Rons reef sign was under water  Again the bouys  only one was cleaned  the other was too heavy to lift or drag so it was low in the water… an the wind …the video has several layers  the winds blowing one way at the time of filming  next shots  the wind has changed direction …  thats called wind change ok   it hurts me to think that you would think I kermit la frog would sink so low to fabricate a video just to beat you for the canal trophy  ……..shame  shame ………………………………………………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

So here’s my video…  No wind or rain can stop the frog jumping video production  …………………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

DECIDED TO TODDLE DOWN just for the hell of it an found some sailors  so I filmed em until the rain set in ……………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

If I was at the canal then I would only go out as far as ………….nee deep …………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

READ THIS FIRST …..  FELLOW SAILORS   I had a wee bit of a splash saturday resulting in one video camera destroyed one watch destroyed and  my phone cacktus  the video camera was off at  the time it wanted to learn free diveing .. it was retreaved half hour later by GG  the phone  wasnt even thought of until at home  Sunday I started the retreaval process  it was about an hour before I got it   now heres the reason I suggested you read this first  the video camera had on the SD card just the ducks  then it was turned off   the phone however was on   and this is the true under water sea life on the sd card on the phone that was still active until the water got to it  THIS stuff is unreal   the card hasnt been played with  I swear to god .. I take my swearing very highly   so   please watch what is near the floating jetty at the canal  …………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

well there ya go the sinker has fired his maid so the money can pay for the bribe to win this weeks trophy  …so sad  tusk tusk   …………………………………………………………………….just sayn

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