[Kermit]

time to take back the canal ………………just sayn

[Kermit]

You see the picture Mr Sinker ……an you think you can get me out to fix GGs hen house  Go for it cobber ………………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

WELL thats shameful..fruity filmed while the sinker played ie Nero played the fiddle as Rome burned an yet he  THE SINKER gets the gong this disastrous result is unprecedented in the history of canal sailing Has the so called judge  thought about poor ol fruitys  (scotty) mind set at this devastating blunder  I Quote . and his camera person.. un quote  . ol fruity is just a camera person to this judge …shame shame … there there fruity we love ya cobber ………………………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

Nice picture ……………….god hes a good look’n frog…………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

Yep I guess the judge has gone to sleep after fixing his chook house  .. or maybe he’s consulting his rule book yeh narh yeh  narh his book is 5 words long  ..dont give kermit the gong  …………………….just say’n

 

 

 

[Kermit]

Not sure but possible  but heres the problem with todays canal trophy  who gets it  the owner of the camera or the videographer  ie  fruity your right hand man ………..tough one ………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

I WAS ABOUT TO say what a brillant video you produced today MR SINKER  I was also going to say it was possibly the best video from you this year only find it was by  your second in charge  dear ol fruity soooo  well done  fruity ….. time perhaps to give the new boy the camera from now on ay ………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Accurate quote from the sinker  now heres the thing GG rang and said he was unable to attend due to his horse kicking over his chook house  then a whole mess of messages arrived AND as my two boats are not working  it was decided theres no point  so yes Mr Sinky  your quote is accurate up to the point where due to circumstances beyond our control we were forced to postpone  our sail regettably…………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Now how on earth  did you get that………that was a long time ago ………………..just say

 

[Kermit]

Brave lads down there ..but its nothing to what we the floaters group sail most saturdays  at lauderdale canal where the confines of the canal tunnel gale force winds into monstrous 5 mt blue grey cascading walls of gnarling thunderous death for any sail boat on the water  so I say well done fellow yachties  welcome to the white water fearless group .and to the camera man who stood his ground to film  your effort  ………………………………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

THANK you for the prodigious trophy but as my dear mate cobber MR SINKER couldnt produce a video due to his mishap with his cleaning lady  (we hope your hand will be better next week sinky ) I cant accept so lets call this one a reserve one ok………………………………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

OH YOUR GOOD COBBER  I DO AGREE though  most of my stuff is broken or about to be  but thats what makes life interesting  you learn you adjust  then you go to the predator for help ……………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

YES IM STILL USING THE OLD CAMERA so there arhhh what a nice day  fair wind but testing ..sun beaming down a shag on our bouy .opps …thats a cormorin  on the bouy WOW that was close the adjudicator woulda gone whacko over that one  whilst sailing… feeling the breeze we had two of the lads from the wheel chair mob come puttering up to the pontoon to say giday that was nice an then dear ol sinker arrived bringing with him that bubbly feeling only he can deliver  so there we all were the SINKER  the world famous judge  the gentle giant  an little ol me enjoying sailing…… as you should  …………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

Wellp the gods spoke  they said DONT GO KERMIT . So I didnt.  I woulda liked to have seen the boys crash  ..narh  yeh   narh   It seems others missed the notice as well as I    but I had a meeting to attend  so I had an excuse   We got back at 3 an No wind Sunny  nice day arhhh tassie you did it again…………………………………………………..just say’n

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