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I have two photos of some guys

froggy

And

sinker

both looking worried

cause they knew

a camera in my hands

means the prize is lost

i cannot put the pics on here due to child lock

I didn’t realise at time

just friendly me

but they both looked worried

and phone calls or electronic communication

to the judge sealed my fate

 

 

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Great honourable judge

your decision is has been decided

and I didn’t threaten froggy

he rang me

and I was watching a wildlife doco

on the Amazon tribe

they catch frogs then break there legs spear

them on a stick for dress food later

all I said frogs legs make a particular noise

when broken

anyways I seem to of annoyed a few

sinker won’t talk to me cause I’m a entry to prize

froggy says I threatened him

gg the judge got a phone call to change outcome

geewizz all outa a guy holding a phone and filming

but ya gota say for first attempt at prize

it ruffled some feathers

anyways if at some point I win

it will be worth it as every thing against me

cheers

animal with a phone

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First entry to prize

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Well Andrew I was feeling bad

i was chasing sinker in my barbie boat Baby Grand

when sinker stopped

ive recently changed motor so boat now has more speed

anyways it happened real quick

my boat ran into rear of sinkers I was turning to the left to steer away

anyways my boat launched of rear of sinkers and landed next to sinkers

barbies and seats all came out nearly rolled my boat

anyways all a figment of my imagination as there’s no film

i admit I was being stupid

and I’ve started a go fund me for pool noodles

to wrap my boat in

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I’m more wondering if sinker can be paid off for not producing a vid

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Froggys vid is pretty exciting this week

and noticed his heavy is GG

i wonder what froggy palmed off in way of a bribe to win this week

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Congrats Hoppy

the only way from here is down

and froggy

all the mental torcher you dish out

my finger shakes when pressing play to your vids

and GG remember your a judge

anyways there’s always next week

these are the dreary days of our canal

 

 

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Harsh froggy

 

 

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dear Mr frog

you were not missed

i I tried to sink gg

gerald got a vid

i think he will win this week

and on a serious note

are you having problems sitting down

after surgery on your brown eye

love Animal

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Hey good job gadget volunteers always needed

froggy mate you cut your fence crash out

mike was filming as well as me

please Mr frog show film

to be honest sinker I was jinxed all day

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Geez sinker

passed the video camera man course

at Top Gun Flying School (video section)

with flying colours

actually I was top of class

are you saying I need more lessons

 

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Hey happy birthday frog

 

Happy birthday to you

happy birthday dear frog

happy birthday to you

you look like a monkey

and act like on too

 

sinkers two videos were nice

and I’m thinking of making a new prize

in crypto (my crypto currency)

now my crypto may only be worth a cent at this time

but give it time (like an investment)

also means if ya get some you will have to keep your computer in a box in your garage for 20 years just in case(if you get some)

ok ok I’ll float my crypto now

im gonna name my invisible coin

lights on nobody home crypto currency

so its floated on the market (little fanfare)

holy cpap it went up

now worth $2

and again

now worth $52

this is great

and again

now worth $100003

this is great

and again

now worth 1 trillion

thank goodness I didn’t give any away as prizes

and

its gone

now worthless

geez that was a ride

very volitile

anyways froggy

happy birthday

and sinker

when somebody copies you

just think of it as a term on indearment

your chief stirrer Animal

 

 

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Ok

although it’s an invite to gentlemen

im an animal

i may not pass muster

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How about next tuesday

 

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