[Kermit]

YEHHH WELL  I did give ol pred a sick boat  (he he ) but for a while he was happy  wasnt he….. Sooo ok  he can have this one  an no whingin because he won fair an square unlike all the other times the fake judge  bestest mate paid for his wins  which makes me think  is the sinker broke or is the prentender judge  starting to become somewhat human ………………narh silly me  forget I wrote that ……………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

yep our visitor from over seas (DERWENT RIVER )  has in fact presented us with a easy to watch video unlike GG’s best mate who again has failed to produce or even show up at his own groups putt puttn day  such is the fear that this lad has for good quality videos  from the floaters group  but  it could be in fact his maid has found out he pays  the gentle giant for him to win each weekend  and thus has stopted his free time  …….possibility ?   soooo who’s the judge gunna give the canal trophy to this week ……arhhhhh yep the newbe  for sure    why…    could be that the first video will be free  then after……. payment  or pub lunch or both will be demanded  lets wait an see     GG did in fact cross the finish line a few times  possibly first  but one was not allowed due to cutting off predator   one other was bumping into the other  two boats sooo  did he really win a race ?  ………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

ARHHH YES one of TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOLS franchises  just go in HOPPY an say kermit sent in ya for a free beer no problems cobber ………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

ADMIRAL SIR .   I hope your health problems are not serious cobber  big tall buggars do have a lot more problems than we height restricted fellas  bit late I suppose for a knee cap  job   an oh what a nice surprise to see the bootiful sue  she hasnt changed  just fantastic .. As for the brillant video shorts just as well you kept em short or the gadget might make the knee cap a serious issue  gotta watch the quite ones an ol china  he’s get’n in there  any news anyone on the pond   ie staying /going .. free beers ………………………………………..just say’n

[Kermit]

The hero of the free world said on many many occasions   false news  an now it has been  taken up by two of the best at falsifying news the SINKER and his best mate THE GENTLE GIANT /GG  whom  will for a feed and a few bob  will give you the canal trophy True bloods at sailing can easly see the truth so I say little (AS USUAL) an let my magnificent videos play to the audiences who are the real judges and the sinkers maid …ps I have no idea how the sinkers maid found out how much graft he pays GG ……………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

DEAR MR PREDATOR . I have just searched our records  and yes you can sail with us you still have on your visitors payment card that you still have 3 sailing days left  and as I read your request to sail with us   I see you think  (mistakenly ) I won the trophy by default …Not so  the Sinker failed to produce a video because his brand new super dooper wizzz bang camera  failed to work  due to uneaven ground ,low light, dead batterys in the remote control  yes dead batterys for the camera works without an operator you just set it up  press go an walk away  so his intent was to put up a vid … two filmed one was the best mine….. one was a fizzer …it seems the Sinker is getting a tad short on bribe money an the pub counter meals have gone up in price   because the evil one the looser was forced to give me the gong  an thats the truth of it   We welcome you again  to the lauderdale canal TO SAIL AND LEARN THE TRUE ART OF SAILING ………………………………………………………………just say’n

[Kermit]

I WIN… I WIN ..YAAAAH      I have cleaned the lens as requested by the honourable sinker and his best mate GG. BUT  only after the video…. because the spots are a lens designed for special effects  and they worked  perfectly.. im always trying to give you my viewers a better video than the opposition   but with a corrupt judge  that favours cash an a free meal its a hard trophy to get   but  with the sinker afraid or broke  to compete it looks like the true winner has returned  ….long live the frog   the winner …………………………………………………..just sayn 

[Kermit]

ONLY THREE today but a world class three  Light winds shifting breeze  an deadspots were the order of the day  Several races were completed by  the three of us but only one race recorded  couse I also wanted to play and after showing the young’ns how to sail  and win gracefully  I put the boat on the rails and let the young’ns  show what I had taught them  Both had the top spot  at times  but D2  was truly outstanding  showing GG how to sail gracefully whilst also beating the pi..a outa him  BUT with humility   The last race finished at 12 oclock  allowing GG to race home because MRS GG had work for him whilst  D2 and I  enjoyed the joggers  and the sun an that is how we finished a brilliant day ……………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

Nice write up once again MR SHORTY an how nice to see our own GADGET in the top spot    How many realise that Gadget was a former student of TGFS   (sailing section )then graduated to lauderdale canal to train with the best  Then onto puddle duck  yes we train the best  then let them fly  …its what we do …………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

Well now the ha judge (lucifer) himself has come out for a stir by my reckoning  the sinker is in for about this year $120.00  plus meals ….ME .. zero  once the sinkers maid hears about how much he spends on graft   UP will go her wages  and trust me there will be no emails or phone calls from me to her ……………………………………………………just sayn

[Kermit]

I apologise MR SINKER  for my outburst of frustration  I lost you won is correct and what is also correct it was $20 and a counter meal not $50  just like to be accurate………………………………………………………..just sayn

[Kermit]

As much as I respect and admire the sinker for his valiant attempts to win the coverted canal trophy  this last  attempt  a  few seconds of unfounded misleading concockted fiziewizzled balderdash  is beyond all reasonable expectations for a winnable video mine on the other hand has all the required essentials for such a prestigious award   So why did the unholy one give the award to his best mate  ……oh thats right ….best mate..  oh and did i say $50.00 …………………………………shame ……………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

Unaccustomed as I am to replying to a post I feel I must reply to MR SINKERS misleading reference to my  factual statements  I did say about the judges non victory  a looser  perhaps those words were not the words I should have used  (although true )  he holds the trophy  and the decision as to who gets it    moving on  however by the title on the sinkers  video it implys that I ran aground there for false news  a very clever and devious method  something I wish I had thought of but being a fair and honest fella I didnt and would never use …………………………………………………………………….just sayn

[Kermit]

what a clever pop up donk …why hasnt that taken off  its brilliant   thanks hoppy…………………………………………….just say’n

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