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WELL I suppose I could be wrong in my assumption and as a reasonable sailor I am prepared to say on behalf of Gertrude my widdle pregnant duck that we accept your explanation and trust you to reduce speed when Gertrude is in her paddling mode AND AS FOR SCOTTYS TUG well if the silly buggar wishes to stop in front of you and you couldnt stop in time fair enough after all he’s in your white cane mob and not our floaters crew so sink em all ……………… narh just kidden only Scotty’s
FOUR people now know that UNCLE G needs glasses or is a closet duck hunter and slayer of cuddly ducklings GENTLEMEN should I offer this villain this duck slayer a free course of boat handling from my “academy of sailing like gentlemen” or not please vote
I concur MR HOPPY I thought it was shameful the way he aggressively attacked that mother duck with that big brute of a boat in a way the poor little mother duckie couldn’t escape I would like to see the cut version of that wild vicious monstress attack SHAME SHAME I BET HE WILL CRY it didn’t happen that the widdle mumma duck wandered into his huge boat an he didnt run over the ducklings following her yeaaaa right
ANOTHER brilliant days sailing sun shining light winds female joggers what else does one need We were visited by UNCLE G in the blue camera boat not content to try to sink me he has the audacity to say that my boat was on the mudflats which was totally wrong when spotted by the camera boat I was in fact testing the bank for a possible launching site as we have far to many members wishing to sail from the floatie thing At another time I may test the bank again perhaps at a high tide ….JUST SAYIN as for the unofficial name FLOATERS I personal believe its an appropriate name ONE THINKS OF something solid mostly round , able to move in any direction sometimes appears in unusual places all the hallmarks of our group but were still open for new suggestions except yours uncle g TIGHT LINES AN FAIR FLOATERS I think that’s a sailing term
I THANK THE BOOOTIFUL SCORER FOR CORECTING THE MISTAKE AT THE TABLE I WILL NOW NOT HAVE TO TAKE THE NEW BEE ASIDE AN HAVE A GOOD TALK TO HIM
SORRY UNCLE G but we have an honour code a dress code a fun code and a code of sail one last thing although its a small itybiti thing we would be soooooo out of place with your mob being as were all so young an go go go types plus we don’t want to be depressed after a half day with wheelchairs getting in our way white canes getting between our legs ………. so NO but thanks
