[Kermit]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIBBI HE’S GREEN……… LATER ON HE MAY EVEN CROAK

[Kermit]

I have the action man ………..what can be done emmmmmm

[Kermit]

Twas a perfect day for the 95s  light to no wind an then solid wind later as the day progressed only a few minor incursions into other boats by the green machine with one sinking the other demasted  not to bad but getting better to be fair though it could have happened to then later on  by someone else  ay The green slimy slush around the banks has grown outwards to the stage of serious thinking of removal   several fine skippers including myself  (no laughing ) found ourselves in the slush due to no wind  so it was a tinny extraction  No excuses though for Stuarts effort to move the fountain but still a fine effort for this attempt perhaps another effort later on with more wind  A serious coup was undertaken by Dave to take my coveted position  but skill and dastardly cunning kept my place safe  Great to see Trouty back after his very serious operation ( removal of  ingrown toe nail ) and also for the second time sailing  Dave who also has had a operation ( tummy tuck and silicon insertion )  they both look great …..new men in fact  A very enjoyable day very quite with an occasional  ne deep as the green machine raced to the finish line  and that was our day at the puddleduck  pond  a true reflection on the days happening

 

[Kermit]

NOW THATS A CHALLENGE         I wonder ?

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Doesn’t worry me  but I don’t follow to many rules if any ……..so if I bump you sorry in advance  as I usually bump someone racing to the lead or to the nearest white thingy  ITS THE KILL INSTINT

[Kermit]

Now that’s a title worth having ” the crazy ones ”  so if we are the crazy ones what title goes to the rest of the usual mob   I’m thinking of a female part starts with P    OR  a more reserved name  starts with   G

[Kermit]

Well you should have known that being a goodie goodie two shoes is not the right image for the Mean an Green thrashing machine Fear and Intimidation is now lost …replaced by Nice Kermit  Good Kermit  ITS taken a year to instil fear into this hard  sailing bunch all now lost by a few sweet soft nicey words Can you PLEASE edit your  story to exclude the damaging part  ………………..Damn    how will I front the mob next week

 

[Kermit]

LETS NOT get mushy with this clubman bit  Ron  bulldog ) promised me $20 dollars and a free cup of tea  (earl grey )  to fetch his boat that’s all it was……. plus GST

[Kermit]

I knew some thing was lacking in the video but couldn’t put my finger on it  for the sake of nice music this BA produced video could have been a Cesil de la mare  top notch academy award video OH WELL maybe a few more brilliant droughty point videos will inspire this under performing production company into the realm of music enlightenment  or perhaps a course in music appreciation from Tas adult education  would be useful ………or simply asking  droughty point production  for appropriate music there is no shame in asking for help …….just saying

[Kermit]

Soooooo nice to relive the days exploits by video by the best of the best thank you ……. just a weeee tad of a problem today  was were was el presidente  our BBQ lacked the fire of our esteemed  leaders words of wisdom  as we eat our steak snags an humbungers  to his chomping on Lettice leaves an carrot   the day is not quite the same  so next fly in I shall bring grass not to eat but to smoke it  buggar being a vegetarian  Fantastic day with as usual superb bunch of girls

[Kermit]

That’s it pred give it to em  …. finely tuned putt putts ………. not at all like our finely tuned speed machines ay AN LOOK NO MOTOR

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YES WELL before we do our thing we like to do the aussie thing  an have a yarn  ……..were retired no need to rush out an be seen  that’s not us dear boy    whilst we talked a wheel chair vehicle stopped an started to off load a fella  until we told him that his mob was at the other end of the canal     nice bit of video cobber an where’s my submarine  …. see you flying cheers

 

 

 

 

[Kermit]

tugboat dear boy  no the Rushkeys didn’t buy the boat a Taswegian brought it some one from MT Stuart a retired hydro worker so I heard   GOT tired of playing with  RC  yachts  so went big time……….  just pocket money

[Kermit]

MOOSE ……SEE SMARTY BUM …. thank you uncle g

[Kermit]

DEAR MR MOOOSE  With respect I do have to reply  firstly the eagle  was seen by UNCLE G and the resident skygod predator so there  as for things I may or may not have done this year  has no bearing  on the incident in question   to slight me is to do the same to predator and uncle g  who as stated in the first instance saw the big black evil monster  but was not fast enough to film it   go ahead ask em    Respectfully  Kermit la frog  2ic flight line gang

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