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I guess you saw the naughty bit on the video ha fancy Cap’n pete suggesting the birds were like two of my best mates ay as for an award narh you can only have the award with two or more videos competeing unles you incorporate a porn section ?
PEOPLE please read this section as it has a warning Anyone under 55 please do not look at the content on this video naughty bits are in there That done lets get into the story three sailors braved the weather to play in the rain wind and weed YEP weed (not the smoking type ) you could almost walk across the canal sailing was zigzaging constantly other wise a trip to the pontoon was forced opon you but with three boats only on the water it was no biggie kamikaze dave was one that couldnt return home and a slow drift into the bank was forced opon him but as a true blue yachty fella he managed to get back out into the canal and sail home a true sailing god (no rescue boats for us ) CAP’N Ron sailed his pink bits to perfection only a few times did he find the dreaded weed on his rudder an keel The rain /drizzle forced us to retire our yachts from the canal at about 12 and after quite a while yackin ( mostly by kamikaze DAVE ) we headed off No BBQ as the grass was soaking AN dave had lost his voice
OH MY GOD THE FUR COAT the hoofed wonder has bestowed the GOLDEN MOOSE AWARD to me …. oh my god I look at the award presentation with a smile because its such a good video very clever So now heres the thing I devote a lot of time to the videos (flying ) and because of that I dont think its fair that I can present a possible better video that others whilst their flying an not filming so in light of that I purpose being left out of the famous award GMA on that acount I think thats fair …… thanks MR MOOSE……… let the award roll
whaaaaaaat that wasnt a prang just a tap at the most my apology UNCLE G I beleaved hoppys story thinking you had sneaked a crash in at another part of the field ” false news ” but in retrospect you are the founder of false news but I did mess up sorry
GEEZE IM HONOURED at last Im a true leader in my own right probably bestowed upon me for leading the flight line gang or my fund raising for the green tree frog ….. what ever .. I thank the president for this award
Where was our president ? yesterday I was in the awkward position of being the “president ” trying to control the shenanigans of the flight line gang plus safety officer duties When our president is on the field the flight line is perfect We had a serious crash with UNCLE G slamming his aircraft into the groung almost killing several grass hoppers this out of control crash would never happen if our beloved president was here SUCH IS THE POWER THIS GOD has over the gang so I ask where was our president I will also be asking our gracious leader for a loan of his socks next time Im the leader as they have a spell bounding effect on the mad buggars THE fur coat /MR MOOSE also was in the same frame of mind as he also tried to settle a score with the grass leaving an indentation 10 mtrs into our strip that we as a group will be required to fill in before the sheep fall in a working B is set for friday this week as I have just heard from the farmer that he has lost several sheep (I didnt tell him were to look for them ) so lets have a full crew to get the sheep out an fill the trench OK .
ahhh so the sinker had a prang boy did he hide that well UNCLE G we would not have stirred you or boo hoo’ d you for smashing your putt putt but to be fair some would have but not me I just think a few lessons from TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOL would help ….narh………. REALLY HELP …………………………….just say’n
ARHHH MEDS easing off ay ……. you have made the first step back into the real world MR MOOSE dont stop now the draw backs will be no more kissing hoofs no more free lunches an no more of what ever the fab two were doing for you it all stops with your last tablets…………… I hope the vet didnt charge to much for your tabs seeing that your an elderly wobbley knee’d knotted fur coat and I hope your damaged hoof is getting better …….have the fab two been around to take you walkies ?
DEAR UNCLE G its not being tight with money I would gladly take the mud encrusted smelly fur coat out for lunch but the grass is too long down this way an his decayed black hole’d teeth would never let him eat his fill AS I SAID BEFORE I am not into kissing hoofs unlike you two (fab 2 )
THANK YOU HOPPY for the insight into the requirements that go with corruption I take it that you did not enjoy the experience of kissing the MR MOOSES hoofs (it couda been worse ) ever thought that because you didnt enjoy the experience thats why you havent won again ?…………………………………just say’n
