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now you all know when i do a write up its truthful and unbiased as it is today if my boat was going fair dinkem she would have whipped the lot of yas but unfortunately she had too many issues so was retired for the day but this gave me the opportunity to observe the motley crew crashing bumping and other devious actions unobserved by the rest deep into their own thing all I can say is thank the gods we don’t have official observers this gentle men is true sailing you want to win then go for it rules are good at times but in the heat of very good competition going for it is far more fun as was shown in UNCLE G and Long Tall’s tussles …. it was a bit of a disappointment that no one wanted to park on the fountain but this PHIL fella is one to watch the fountain will get him soon enough…. Justin and Paul were fun to watch-with their toy boats… to bad about today’s sailing with Ricky”s Mountagay boat he was always there but when he came behind a few ……they just took off leaving the mountagay boat wondering “why” Stuart was fantastic as the pro brilliant work to be fair to the other pros Stuart had a easy job he could have just put down on the score sheet UNCLE G UNCLE G UNCLE G hard to beleave I taught (UNCLE G )everything about sailing isn’t it An we did miss Pete and Predator…….I watched Don he’s a sly one he just slips past and no one notices until the race to the finish an then he’s just there “how ” sorry if I missed someone so that’s it damn good day
she will be a force to be reckoned with when shes up running again I bet that printer is worth its weight in gold by now ay
NICE WORK deconstructing the superbly named Badger II for the necessary work…… Reminders me of my missus after 100 odd years things do fail flatten out,warp, sag. expand etc but she can still be sailed by a master mariner who knows how to sail an old vessel but with the ol thing the cost of repair is prohibitive soooo like badger a bit of glue plaster an paint she will sail for a few more years ( SORRY I CANT SUPPLY PICTURES )
Today I was intimidated by a boootiful woman ( sue ) not by her damn good looks but by her voice I was afraid I was very afraid her poor hubby was late in putting his boat in the pond when boooming across the water came “PUT THE BOAT IN THE WATER ” I NEAR WET MYSELF I can handle blokes an kids but this one I’m movin way down the bank if she comes again ……………..narh just jokin I’ll be on the other side Good to see ol pinkie back and in form (buggar him ) twas nice for awhile to have someone to sail with today me ol mate john he was having a bad day….. ……well he would if he was sailing along with me ay long tall put on new sails that on the day failed so an auction is going to take place but I recon it was just the day so I think longtall should give them a chance and sail them for at least 6 months straight as for Ricky and his gay boat ( mountagay) wait for predator cobber your number is up preds boat now has a real name nothing gay about his boat wasn’t uncle g a quite lad today strategist dedicated driven for the win but still can be beaten (soon as I get new sails ) very unusual for Grahame to be back in the field musta been the weed all in all not a bad day
I recon that would be neat as long as our rules applied and all boats use a sea anchor except mine ………no problem from me
Where were the rest of the girls today if its raining were inside if its windy were inside soooooo what’s going on girls if as I suspect that your afraid to race against the green machine then that I can understand………. your fear is justified as shown today with dear ol DON yapping at my stern so often………….. I would relinquish my humongous leads so as the boy wouldn’t get to depressed being at the stern of the fleet so often. Now Graham caught on real quick he saw that the mighty green machine was an animal that devoured little boats so he wisely removed himself from harms way real quick a wise skipper indeed …….. as for UNCLE G this young fella can go a long way like staying at Lauderdale canal then there’s long tall a Red boat to be feared by lesser skippers but not the green machine who is waiting for the day ………………….like.when he’s not at the pond seriously I can beat them both but I cant be bothered repainting the boat because of the speed generated by the g machine through the water it just peels back the paint after I let her loose and that upsets the other skippers having to sail through the paint debris so I don’t do it …..its a sacrifice I’m prepared to make every now an then oh an the rumour circulating as to why predator and pinki wouldn’t be sailing today is true…… fear…… fear of the green machine is a wonderful thing when its a reality….AN IT IS
GEEPERS PRED OL COBBER about time you put a real name on the gay liberation boat this is a family site people don’t want to read a story like mount gay was behind the leader but with a spurt bumped his riveral and pushed him aside with a cracked stern limping helpless to the ravages of the multi coloured Mt gays descending on him that’s how some writer could write a story so much nicer to write miss piggy was behind the leader and trotted up to her riveral bumped him and grappled him freed herself and moved on now isn’t that nicer just a thought cobber
Sorry I couldn’t be there today but as explained on the calendar I’m a sick widdle frog out of curiosity on the calendar it said the pond was going to have a south pole weather bridge come through did it ?
DON’T THANK ME UNCLE G I squared it with predator …….YOU HAVE TO LOSE TO HIM AT THE POND THREE TIMES but he asked for you to not make it obvious best I could cobber
Variable wind day twas but for a skilled sailor there was no problem so I had a great sail but unfortunately Ragazza refused to sail for the Mooose “they say a boat and its skipper pick each other” ……. so i guess the Regazza didn’t want Moooose to sail her understandable really who would want to be on the mud banks most of the day So after studying my sailing technique the Mooooose paid the fee and was allowed to sail the Duck Hunter an to be fair he was still rough but with help will improve in a year or so Then the big Bad Angel arrived ……his boat gave up the ghost after seeing the two green boats commanding the canal an he also paid a modest fee for the honour of sailing the Duck Hunter ol Pinkie was in a world of his own today sailing near the top end of the canal after learning Mooose was going to be on the water so can’t talk about his day the Reef Hunter (Ron B )was a bit of a disappointment he did not touch a sand bar nor did he do a Moooose an ram himself onto the sandbar (named after him ) I sure hope he improves soon…. lastly a few weeks back I promised to be kind to the Predator for he had a bad run at the pond no one likes to be criticised for their lack of sailing abilities but today he’s back Predator has his MOJO back with fine graceful manoeuvres he sailed his screwing gay 30 into the canals water and barely parted the water safe to say he’s back to normal surprise visit was from Uncle G who came up to the pontoon to apologise to Predator for Ramming him not once but twice the screw’n gay 30 has at least a days work to repair her it was fun to watch but accidents do happen ay ………..twice ps I made $40 dollars for the day
