[Kermit]

Any body a  (SHOE) rubber thong  I need to make a  bow bumper for my yacht …TA

[Kermit]

Wicky Wicky  havent you got your copy of the pamphlet  “saved  ” the green tree frog ”   I must post it out to you AND YES THEY WERE SAVED  by the fund   How bribery is  put into this context I fail to see   YOUR NOT BEING INFLUENCED BY THE FUR COAT ARE YOU …………………..JUST SAY’N

[Kermit]

I expected more from our pious fur coat  but no………….IS it time fellow flyers that we disregard his shameful  open request for bribes for the prestigious golden fur coat  award  and develope our own  award    with a person with impeccable  credentials    perhaps a leader with a view to raise the level of flying videos to a new level with out corruption  some one who likes green maybe ? have your say  fill free to express your anger at corruption  ………………………….just say’n

[Kermit]

Unlike some I could name  I respect good work and as such I acknowledge it  without  hesitation and without a bribe …JUST SAY’N

[Kermit]

WELL THAT WAS ONE OUT OF THE BOX  MAGNIFICENT.. SUPERB.. BRILLANT..  when one is under pressure to pick up your game  YOU  UNCLE G  did just that today  with this outstanding effort  brave boys bring great joy to those that couldn’t be there  forget my offer to apply to TOP GUN VIDEO COARSE   for today you did well so well in fact I would support an offer to give you the  GOLDEN MOOSE AWARD  ……….god I hate myself   

[Kermit]

Thank you for your honesty UNCLE G   but NO… in all conscience my work will survive on viewers response  AN NOT BE DICTATED BY BRIBES   unlike you that needs that extra  extra help  but  THERE IS STILL THAT CHOICE you can make  by signing up to TOP GUN VIDEO COARSE  FOR DUMB NUTS    opps   dummies

[Kermit]

WELL at least your honest …………….  just curious   exactly much does the buggar pay you …does he pay in advance…. is he up  to date ,  because mikes video and the sinkers  were up ….at the canal  or dont you give awards for the  sailing  could be a few more bob in ya pocket

[Kermit]

arhhh cum on MISTER MOOSE  you wouldn’t know a jib from a bribe

[Kermit]

DOES THE meaning of the word gently  gently  mean nothing to you UNCLE G   if my putt putt was sinking or upside down there is no way I would ask for assstance from you There is another speed you can apply when pushing a boat to shore other than rolling him under you boat and hoping it will catch your rudder    dear dear me

[Kermit]

Sitting back with a cuppa on the computer table watching PREDATORS  video whilst coughing up tadpoles was a joy to watch  until that pesky UNCLE G turned up  just waiting to see who he bounced ………..  several scenes he was so menacing  I presume he had ago at a few but it has been edited out  most likely  A wee bit more work on the PROTECTOR  and we will all be safe again on the canal  ……..excellent video   young PREDATOR SIR

[Kermit]

                  ATTENTION     UNCLE G      THIS MIGHTY VESSEL  HAS BEEN PURPOSELY  BUILT TO PROTECT THE FRAGILE  FLEET YOU HAVE SO MANY TIMES ATTEMPTED TO SEND TO DAVEYS JONES LOCKER  her name is her intent   freedom of the seas is at hand

[Kermit]

GOD your lucky she’s not lookin over my shoulder or you would be in the piggy sh.ty

[Kermit]

YEP GOOD JOB PRED  worthy of a golden moose award

[Kermit]

yes an pay the FUR COAT  for next weeks video

[Kermit]

WELL FUR COAT…….. MAKE MY DAY  I cannot be intimidated  by a bit of fur  ….although I have to exclude the dragon on that one SO CONFIDE IN YOUR PAL  see if i care

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