[Kermit]

AS BAD ANGELS VIDEO WAS LATE IN    I AM PREPARED TO WITHDRAW MY ACCEPTANCE  of the converted  GOLDEN MOOSE AWARD for a new valuation of the videos  as BAD ANGEL’ s  video has merit  unlike the paid type    KERMIT LA FROG

[Kermit]

I HAVE PLAYED THE AWARD VIDEO SO MANY TIMES NOW   it musta hurt the fur coat big time  to award the  golden moose award  TO SOME ONE WITH TALENT 

[Kermit]

I WON  I WON  YEAAAAAA  NOT A PENNY  WENT TO THE THE OLD GROUCH  ONE HAS TO ASK what’s wrong with the Mr moose   his bank balance by now must nearly be empty  yet he does this  ofcourse if his bestest  mate UNCLE G  had an entry things would be different but then we all would know that once again the fur coat has had his fur  greased  …..Again I would like to thank miss piggy for her support over this past year and my tadpole mates and biggis di..us for his advice in video making  …to the other contestants who tried to win this award  I say enrol in TOP GUN VIDEO MAKING CLASS  an you can be as good as me ……..maybe …….narh

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

donald trump lost the presidency    by mis information  here is a classic example  exhibited by an expert

[Kermit]

BOOO

[Kermit]

Ofcouse UNCLE G will get the  prestigious  GOLDEN MOOSE WARD   Never mind no one else entered , in fairness No award should be given out  let alone  to a mediocre 2 boat   putt putt VIDEO

[Kermit]

 

WE  THE GENTLEMEN SAILORS  arrived at the pontoon at 10  and it was drenching rain  with winds out of this world  and as a collective we decided the winds would lay us over more times than standing and with the rain it was an obvious no go  as tough as we are were also sensible another factor was young capt Pete is not in the best of health so there ya go   the floaters exhibited outstand wisdom  with sympathy  as a collective unlike the wheel chair mob  who arrived very early before the rain started because 1/ they soiled their diapers    or   2/  their wake up meds kicked in    no more needs to be said

[Kermit]

YEA  lets do that  we can put it up miss piggy’s  skirt………. safe there

[Kermit]

WELL PRED OL cobber I was shocked I just assumed the  sinker would win and posted my objections before Mr moose said I won but if you had posted that last one  it woulda been yours  or may be not  depends on if you pay the buggar   I DIDNT so was surprised at the award  may be I have to pay later    HES A FUNNY ONE IS OUR MR MOOSE

[Kermit]

WELL PREDATOR  IFIN  you had presented this one on the day  you woulda won the converted GOLDEN MOOSE AWARD for sure

[Kermit]

TRY THROWING IT

[Kermit]

Now that’s a good one ……….. try askin your best mate  UNCLE G

[Kermit]

What do you mean MR MOOSE sir,  did I not acknowledge your fine work as the judge of the golden moose award   if my words  offend you  I apologise  or was it that I may have implied that you took bribes for favours  FOR it is on record that you did in fact take a      reward  for favours  ie  two  GMA ‘s  to the  pretend video king   so why upset ?………..crawler in deed

[Kermit]

ARRRRRH  RON  SUPER .TOPNOTCH .FANTASTIC  BRILLIANT   if only that other video fella  could pull off a video like this one of yours  no catchy ” themes ” not needed with your raw talent  well done ol salt

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