[Kermit]

MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BAD ANGELS VIDEO soooo well done but no uncle g  this was a pleasure to watch  the music was fantastic  the shots very interesting   just laid out so well    I’m thinking that there should be a award for the best flying video to be presented  at the Christmas shin dig   I will talk to our beloved president  on that regard …. fantastic

[Kermit]

yep twas a good flying day  every one flew  I retrieved the pilot Shute and the canopy sleeve that was left in the tree from  the last Kermit jump    and was knackered after my flight with the steam punk flyer  that names gotta go  and a special ta goes to the predator for setting up the sky surfer  “not there yet but next fly it will be”   the new be(RON ) will settle in well I recon  as  2IC    I will try to steer the boy away from the riff raff  so he can enjoy flying  with the cream of the flight line gang  ohhh wait  the riff raff is the gang  that means he will be flying with me good move    WE DID MISS OUR MR MOOOSE TODAY  another fine gentleman  and fellow best of the best  Another activity was performed today in the lunch room  I refer to dome flying  our president gave 6 of these flyers to his most loyal followers  as I received them all I distributed the others to the  less reliable mob  and today we did in fact fly these remarkable drones  unfortunately our great leader for life wasn’t there to see it  sooooo sad         So today was number one  all the boxes ticked

[Kermit]

if I get some tablets from Dave I will  whooo hoo

[Kermit]

thanks pred   brilliant  how long I wonder before there racing them  bet they will have to go that country because of the wowsers  and idots with there rules and regulations

[Kermit]

Thanks Pred for the news that there is another black buggar up there “could it be a reincarnation of the first eagle I killed  ”  has our leader conjured up with his new religion  the ghost of the dead eagle  will I ever be able to fly again ……………..

[Kermit]

Well what a turn up for the books  the presidents former strong man doing a back flip on his beloved leader  did my write up hit a sensitive nerve and allowed the fog to lift for now at the field there were in fact five people there an one possible Islamic fanatic ?  could there be more the BA isn’t confessing to   I am and forever will be disappointed at not being there for the arrival of the c17  cargo lifter   and witnessing the true colours of our probable Islamic elected leader  don’t get me wrong here I’m not throwing hail Marys at him on the contrary I think its brave of our leader to come out of the closet  opps  mat   ………. IAM READY AS A NON BELEIVER IN ANY FAITH TO ACCEPT  a move to a free flight line and a free president  VOTE 1 KERMIT LA FROG  next president

[Kermit]

Well Well        you miss a flight day an we get a take over by a burka covered president   has our Ian been taken over by a foreign nation and is taken over the  flight line for covert operations  I wonder  stay tuned ……..Now could be the time for a new president  before its to late  what’s next prayer meetings before flights  Throwing rocks at non flyers  blowing up wind socks ………..  just sayin     2ic Kermit la frog

[Kermit]

TODAY we were treated to a visitor with royal blood  I refer to SIR  Vic Montague his fame is for  an island way way back  named after his ancestor  had a wee on the island hence the island was called “Montague lizard island ”  I rubbed shoulders with this most Nobel man and instantly felt this is the man to challenge me for my coveret’d   position at the pond so I wished him well (not meaning it ) and pressed on  I was also fortunate in having seated next to me the” fountain cleaner” Mr Dave who started the day with a nice little rub down of the fountain    he said that he wanted to clear a  path he intended to take during the racing   an it worked  he must have  liked it for he cleaned the fountain again an again Under tuition from me  Dave showed he has what it takes ( silvo or brasso  ) and on that theme our own Graeme  the boy …..opps . buoy  narh that’s sexists  the round thing in the water every one goes around except  Graeme who has a deep desire to caress the round thingi  every chance he can get  proved that rubbing the thingi will get you a podium finish  Our  pinkie did in fact bring a boat to the pond as suggested in the forums were he said he was going to bring his pink bits  I suggested he bring his boat as well  He listened and did bring it and raced very well  to the second spot  just a wee tad behind the god of the pond  I refer to of couse ME  narh just kiddin   the Admiral  the Winner by a huge margin  one point but a Big one point  Mr consistency ( GEOF  ) the admiral calls him  the others fear him rightly so  never ever get in a scrum with him you will lose two sinking’s this boy has engraved on the side of the boat an its not his boat he uses    Ricky did well today for a youngster fourth place  as did SIR VIC TAKING  the most prized position at the pond away from Kermit   but to be fair  I let the main lander take the spot so he could brag about it back home  its a PR  thing I like to do every now an then  Trying to think what the quite achiever did to day I’m talking about Phil you  know him “ghost who sails ”  he just merges into the almost top spot  with out you noticing  an he did it again  third (any one notice )…..god he’s good  THAT PEOPLE is how it went down today perfect sailing on a perfect day

[Kermit]

Excellent day  for sailing  light fickle breeze  over a duck in festered pond  ooopss  wrong site      sorry about that   NICE  film predator  a top day it seems for the flight line group  always a pleasure to fly without that big black evil eagle circling above   Great to see the red flyer  back doing what it was made for ay loved the side shot of the canopy and instrument panel  makes a movie more interesting    WELL DONE

[Kermit]

WELL DONE  TWO OF THE BEST TOUGHING IT OUT IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS   THE WAY WE LIKE IT

[Kermit]

QUESTION     who’s Jackie an  who gave BA a kind thought

[Kermit]

Excellent videos gentlemen  my complements UNCLE G  the music was perfect even BA would agree

[Kermit]

IN this video we show respect we have for our fallen comrade  the Mr moose whos hoof is damaged rendering him unusable for any worth while adventure  Also our dearly beloved President whose position I held  for the day and thanks to his generosity we all had Kentucky fried chicken for lunch ,  also NOT in attendance was our own BAD ANGEL for the second time this week was AWOL    but as a semi respected flyer his absence wasn’t noticed  Two others who have not reported in    also missed the finger licking chicken provided by our President   so gentlemen that’s what happens when the 2ic is in control  MOVING ON   The vicious eagle was back today after Kermit the parachutist skilfully manoeuvred his canopy into the trees in an attempt to evade that dastardly black devil  he was still there when I was in the air forcing me  to land before time,  the other pilots flew low to avoid the devil and so had longer time in the air  The Newbie Ricky was as usual superb flipping rolling climbing spinning  he was a pleasure to watch now if he could have done some flying today instead of watching others  he might have had some fun to . the real highlight came from the TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOL   X Student UNCLE G whos display of raw aggressive flying earns him THE top gun AWARD today but lets not forget Mr PREDATOR  he was the only one to day to give the BLACK DEATH  a run for his money , he out circled that monster till it gave in and departed our space   Truly a magic sight seeing that beast with his tail between his talons high tailing it out of there  and that you unlucky readers concludes our adventures for this day  bet you are wishing you were there ay

[Kermit]

PLEASE FORIVE ME PREDATOR SIR  I FORGOT TO  ACKNOWLEDGE  YOUR  CINAMATIC MASTER PIECE   TRULY A WORK OF  A NOBEL FILM AWARD

[Kermit]

you are forgiven BA just don’t let it happen again  2IC  BAD ASS FLYERS

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