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Six boats sailed the canal without hinderance from the sinker and his apprentice ( fruity ) I think the numbers rattled them Our newest member the honourable admiral Henry sailed the canal with ease and in his first canal race came second to our cap’n pete No one an I mean no one beats the master of the canal perhaps a few lessons from TOP GUN SAILING ACADEMY will enhance the admirals knowledge an thus be a fair challenger to our pete LOW tide an most of the day there was no wind or just some with most boats out of the water by 11.30 through frustration MOO was well behaved owing to his inability to run or at his age toddle due to getting over covid thus the male joggers were left in peace China decided to anchor on the other side for a few minutes then couldn’t raise the anchor so had to go get his boat he did not and I repeat did not run aground Andrew arrived with a very nice looking yacht and an equally gorgeous wifey and sailed superbly (as you would expect from an aviator ) georgie showed the men how to sail and along with the rest of the crew just enjoyed the day ahhhhhhh ………………………..just sayn
MY green offsider is available he just sits there taking it all in ……FLIGHT CONTROLLER kermit ….has a nice ring to it ………just a small annuity for it ……………………………….just sayn
On reflection I shoulda called this video Gadgets day out not quite same as ROLLING PINS but you get the pun
yep Nice write up MR DODGIE sir sooooooooooo mr gadget what did cause the fire 🔥 i recon drill a few holes into the sides of the hull one to let the air in the other to let it out ……….simple …………………………………just sayn
WE …..MR FAB the floaters can sail with all sorts of sail make up may be if the wine drinkers could get away from finger liftin an sail like us Your lot wouldn’t be so worried about sail set up Come sail like gentlemen at the canal sign up now for lessons discount for pensioners over the age of 99 an a half along with a note from ya mom………………………………………………just sayn
OH BODGE What have you done the triabini mob want to sail with real sailors Not wine drinkin toffs we at the canal are just that REAL …..not a pansy group little finger up drinkin wine sailors we are true tea drinkin yachies not many rules unlike your mob that can’t start without an electronic voice saying GO we just say “anytime fellas ” that dear bodge is what real live sailing is all about AN FINALLY the remark about bio security was hurtful I felt a touch of sadness You are well aware there is no ban on my travels so why say that …doesn’t get you any points with the triabunny group ………………………………………………….just sayn
DEAR MR GADGET I take it that the reference is to our title FLOATERS I do realise that the title BOWLING PIN BUOYS is in fact quite appropriate now that fruity ” the sinkers apprentice” has come of age for now most of our videos has him and the sinker up our end doing mischief I personally believe its a personality problem they both have insecurity problems with the wheel chair mob and secretly they wanta be real sailors real sailors like us ……….if only they will admit that we could RETRAIN them through TOP GUN SAILING ACADEMY so their evil ways could be harnessed for goodness ……………I hope they read this and apply for retraining and be like us GOD LIKE / PERFECT/ even better than the puddle duck crew…. WELL that wouldn’t be hard …………………………….just sayn
A BBQ AN A SAIL YEAH GUNNA HAVE TO DO IT now DAV ifin you just wannta have a friendly sail then your gunna have to leave out that rough mob from puddle duck 🦆 if you want to just have fun then you cant go past Lauderdale canal floaters group the only sailing mob that sails with class an few rules or none …whatever an no wheel chairs …………………………….just sayn
WELL beam me up scotty …..nice MR Sinker we had the honour of sharing our jetty with a real live admiral (almost ) Henry by name a sailor to the core mixing with the likes of MOO Capt Pete an me Kermit an later on Stewart and Bad Angel a welcome addition to the fleet with Moo being out of condition he once again resisted the urge to toddle after the forbidden gender joggers A cold day with shifting winds an rough water not quite the day we had hoped for it, was nice for the wheel chair mob to putt putt up to our area and remain fairly controlled although fruity was at times aggressive so his master (the sinker) had to rein him in a tad at times all in all good fun day Our new admiral had a BBQ with us so from now on another fine sailor at the table at the other end PS apologies for the cloudy images in the head camera video dunna know why gunna investigate ……………………………………..just sayn FOUND 4 wheel chairs pontoon area
