[Kermit]

Well ta for that UNCLE G   I think the mud encrusted fur knotted  MR Moose might have got offended with  the title of  “wobble of shame ” instead of  WALK OF SHAME   but he does WOBBLE  an stumble an sometimes a bit of flatulence  tossed in   so do I  falsify the story  just to get the PRIZED GOLDEN MOOSE AWARD  ?

[Kermit]

I look forward to any videos from the lake  and as usual  my favourite video fella didnt dissapoint with another brilliant top notch example of a craftsman at work ……………… UNCLE G  well done again

[Kermit]

WHATTT  WHATTT  Didnt I give you top billing……………  UNCLE G   did an he got the gong…  not fair …. was it something I may have written  ………….unlikely  I know…….. was there to much sky  TO MANY PRANGS   Narh  they were mostly yours  I just cant figure it out ……………………….. grumpy ol fur coat

[Kermit]

THE CITERIA FOR THE WALK OF SHAME  IS A CRASH PRANG BINGLE OPPS  I DID NOT DO any of these things  sorry about caps on  so I do not deserve the call UNCLE G  gave me  however in my video it is plain for every one to see THE WALKOF SHAME WAS DESERVED by the tossa SORRY ……….UNCLE G AND HIS COHORT  the fur coat  who also did the TODDLE OF SHAME   both shoulda gone to TOP GUN REFRESHER COARSE    (first stage )   lets all hope they enroll before we fly again  pensioner discount are available for  fur coats……….. junior discounts for   x students  like UNCLE G  ON APPLICATION .

[Kermit]

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i was waiting for a jump setup  woulda been perfect   next time  good one cobber

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having trouble with the program

[Kermit]

OPPPS  SORRY UNCLE G    yep every one UNCLE G did in fact turn up to play with us but as it started to rain  his enthusiam to sail was blown away along with his quick departure  but he was there MY apologies once again DEAR  UNCLE G  ( I try to get my reports accurate )

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SIN BIN IS GETTING CLOSE

[Kermit]

YEAH  I will go along with that  just look at the wirely ol coot he needs a good bit of tucka in im

[Kermit]

NOPE the dragon an I slept til 10.30  at 11.30 I checked the calender an ohhhh  but by then it was to late  OK  HAPPY NOW

[Kermit]

its not slo mo shots of his putt putt he wants nooooo its his moosh in the video thats the winner ask UNCLE G

[Kermit]

Naughty UNCLE G  how does this sound  Laying in bed excrushinting pain in my lungs in trying to turn over a small flow of pink blood dribbles from the corner of my mouth into my hand then falling to the floor as I ease my way from the bed …….Not allowed out you say ……. NAY DEAR BOY    That wasn’t the reason

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