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YEP WICKY AN SO DOES UNCLE Gs VIDEO  BUT THE DEAR BOY TRYS ……………………………..JUST SAY’N

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CONGRATS  HOPPY  excellent video  who woulda known that MR MOOSE would by pass money in favour of a truly worthy  video …has the pressure of so many forced his hoof ……….time will tell……….  condolence to UNCLE G   IT MUST BE HURTIN AY COBBER

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WELL I RECON THE CHASE DRONE SHOULD GET THE GOLDEN MOOSE AWARD BUT its already in UNCLE Gs hands  so  there ya go

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BEAUTIFUL HOPPY it brought back memories  free falling through thick cloud and flying into light cloud  i had almost forgotton  thanks for that

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OH MY GOD ……HAVE YOU NO SHAME  to put such an honerable award up for a price is just despicable  shocking  why has a loverable moose like you gone to the hoof  succumbed to the dollar ……… if your running short for a few bob  say so we can organise a  “help the moose fund ”  I will run it on your behalf   just return the golden moose award back to worthy recipients

[Kermit]

Well no surprise there UNFORTUNATELY predator  UNCLE G  did have a video or rather a small section in mine  and as UNCLE G  has probably paid in advance   that is all the fur coat requires  to  justify  this outragious abuse of power  I however thought your outstanding video was the winner for sure   IT was polished  clean video  good content  all the hallmarks that are essential  for publication on our magnificent  forum  Im a wondering if our honourable president should get involved even if its just to put the fur coat over his knees an spank his hairy butt ……. We can get UNCLE G to video it so he can get another gong

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QUESTION is the MR MOOSE  irrelevant  WE now have not one but 3 weather  predictors one has been failing in his advance notices  whilst the other two have jumpted right in  and as the last flyin has showed  perfect prediction  so I ask the question thats on every ones lips Do we give the gate opening job to the fur coat and retire him from predicting the weather  or use him as a back …back up weather man……………………………………..just say’n

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OK MR FUR COAT  UNCLE G      IS OUT  no video from him so no money  DOES HE STILL WIN    he did have a hand in my video  but I had to edit it heavily to make something of it   shouldnt go in his favour  ……………or will it …..NARH  you couldnt be so misguided  ohh just a thought DID  he pay in advance ?

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So the money you obtain from UNCLE G  is going into this sort of production   i did giggle  but its no award winning effort   ……..but wait if UNCLE G  says give it the award  then its a winner    YES       well done my fur coat mate

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Thanks UNCLE G  yep Im a wee tad better but that soon dissapears when I watch you video

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DEAR FUR COAT  ohhhh it wasnt my intent to offend  my type of humour should be seen and dismissed as soon as  so the water storm pipes flushing was put in as a type of  subliminal message to UNCLE G  indicating his video is being flushed ……………….   hows that

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THANK YOU PREDATOR SIR ……………. the storm water outflow was placed in the video as a referance to flushing UNCLE G s video   the tree branch  at the end if you notice is waving  saying …”good bye ”  to UNCLE G  as for the kids ifin you cant take a video of whats going on  whats the world coming to  so I will continue being a human an not a wanker   I do however appreciate your imput   but a frogs gotta do what a frogs gotta  do   ps  do you think I was to harsh on UNCLE G  as hes still learning video production  an needs positive direction  I could go soft ………………………narh

 

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ITS NOT MY usual practice to coment on anothers opinion  but in defence the art of GOOD video production is I beleave broken into several stages  one value content  ie woman jogger  (movement and good to look at ) two  ducks  nature and movement    three partisipants …. decient home grown lads doing their thing  (sailing) unless its big bad dave who dissapears into the bush a lot  …. four…..natural scenery  trees bushes  ground level  and pervin space      lastly content…. the project should be of short scenes  5/6 secs long unless a scene has a stoty  UNCLE G S videos lack evey one of the desired elements ….One repetition   putt putts going around in circles  No other persons in the videos  NO wild life   Water lots of it too much in fact  Here is my thoughts on how UNCLE Gs  VIDEOS WILL IMPROVE  dont do it …. two ….put putt putts on the ground an film that  three stop bribing the moose  four…. give the camera to someone else…… ENROLL  in TOPGUN VIDEO CLASSES FOR DUMMIES   narh  to be fair UNCLE G  does know how to press the go button on the camera so DUMMIES in this case is not  APPLICABLE     ………just …….

 

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