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NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED TODAY usual stuff win not win been there done that but wait I have been reliably informed that the admiral yes our admiral is devising a cunning plan as I see it there isn’t much separating the podium group from the not podium sailors so the admiral is getting support from BMW and ansett airlines to donate top items for the winner of the days sailing at the pond things like BMW CAR ; FLIGHTS TO ALASKA an so on stay tuned or ring the admiral for more information on his plan today some may have witnessed a horrible horrible incident at the pond it started as a pleading crying mournful whimper from predator last night he was playing with his MOUNTAGAY when the injury occurred to his pelvis his request was for me to win a race for him a proxie you might say to please him I agreed and so fello sailors I fulfilled my promise but it was so easy I did it twice for him I pledge gentlemen it will not happen again and in doing my good deed bulldog secured my rightful place on the pond so there ya go pat your selves on the back pond sailors you may not get to be as good as me but keep trying twas a good day A fellow sailor at the lauderdale canal was in attendance for a while moooose ( until he retired to clean his antlers ) he has been crook for a while now so good see him there
LIKE YOU TUGBOAT I now understand what evil resides in ones mind is like ” in relation to ” the competitive nature of our sport for I to LIKE PREDATOR unknowingly dropped into that void and became MR DARK KERMIT and took it out on poor ol pred I could have killed the poor ol fart at his age anything can kick him off but Iv seen the light ” the force has returned ” AN WERE MATES AGAIN unless he comes near my spot
WELL THEN OHHHHHHH ARHHHHHHH NICE work there pred ol cobber mate to tell the truth I thought the wind break part of my story (some time back ) went over the top of ya but nope you have a memory / could come back to bite me so back to the mountagay stop wasting time on frivolous chit chat
yes well there will be no ohhhh ARRRRRH doesn’t it look great or such words until I get a written apology or verbal stating that you do not intend to further your advances upon my position at the pond MR predator THE CHOICE IS SIMPLE ohhhhh your way or silence now go play with your mountagay and reflect on the decision you will make
LOOK AT THAT how on earth can my photos add to that so a word or two …… brilliant flying field Wind was from the west white caps on the water but no wind at the” field ” fantastic …..flat ground …… our flying needs never go outside the fence line its just so bloody big this is a pilots heaven the only problem that i can see an i hesitate to say it but if we can keep predator from the woman’s toilet all should be fine
A BIT HARSH you say if you knew how hard it is to maintain my place at the pond harsh isn’t the word The ol fella is as you say ” a gentleman ” but that’s not an excuse to attempt to take my sacred place i’v scooted others out he’s gotta go to as for sharing knowledge I to do that just last Tuesday I shared some with pred I told him to” buggar off ” THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE NOW to show my gentler side if you do decide to come to the the land down under we have a shack at dunalley look it up on google earth 32 craigs hill road your welcome to use it as long as your here ( should save a bit from the purse I recon ) but there is a price you have to shout an rave as I cross the line at the pond not difficult I do it all the time
TUGBOAT DEAR BOY yes I noticed the green tape (I think he is trying to get in my good books ) your’v been quite for a while cat got ya tongue after Tuesdays sail i’m not all that happy with the buggar every one is going like mad to get my coveted position he and mudflats were very serious contenders but I outfought predator for second it was rough /dirty /conniving just the way i like it I THINK NOW he knows how serious I intend to keep my place I think he will give up an play with the podium crowd HIS USUAL MOB any way good to hear from you please keep on stickin (HUMOUR ) it to pred as I know how much he enjoys it HAVE A GOOD DAY COBBER BUGGAR CAPS AGAIN sowwery pred
THANK YOU MY ADMIRAL for those sterling words of encouragement although your solution for improvement is a bit worrying maybe its a nautical thing but for the life of me I cant see why ” pulling my socks up ” will improve my sailing but your the boss maybe elastic bands around the top will work i’ll give it a go……. always grateful for expert advice
I shall abide by the New Admirals request for less words but an its a big but we were 45 minutes into racing and someone said wheres the admiral dead quietness descended on the gathering for more than two milliseconds an we were back to racing now that’s shameful how could we all have missed the big long extension pole he brings each week we needed that pole today Nah just kiddin we had a spare….. bootiful weather winds to make every one happy those of you who missed today extravaganza tusk tusk we didn’t miss you because it was full on look at the Admiral MK2 s pictures says it all……. Today’s exception to his usual position Mudflats RON B did not deviate from his chosen agenda which was to secure the holy of the holy ‘est position at the pond my spot he did this with stealth cunning and pond luck who cares who won the race for the day on our end it was mudflats first second Kermit third predator well done you two very close races those of you who may have felt the bumper from my boat today may I say sincerely say karzinga No that’s not right it should be…… why were you in my way To comply with the THE new admirals request I will close to allow others to come on line………………… yea I bet WATCH THIS EMPTY SPACE
Excellent pictures as usual pred …….. for the life of me though I cant think of any other facts worth reporting as you implied I did the usual in depth reporting with out bias no one was left out THERE ARE NO OTHER FACTS BUGGAR caps left on
THE BANK MANAGER as the admiral describes him but we all know him as mudflats RON B failed to keep up to his title today avoiding his favourite beaching / grounding resting spots for what reason I know not ( must be an age thing ) an staying on the age theme whats with the admiral today has he taken Viagra….. the boy was definitively not tip toeing through the buoys today not so lucky were the two brothers Paul and Justin doing so well until buggar time or is it a ploy to get my place not sure yet but watching Ricky and Don whats with these two I heard on numerous times “get a room you two ” is Ricky going to give don one of his famous massages (don’t need a room.)……. coffee time whack ol don on the table an watch as Ricky delivers his famous massages……… staying with Ricky the young fella is leaving us for several weeks Going over seas to the Philippines to finish his coarse on touch massage therapist diploma that’s the reason you wont see him for awhile ( I thought he was already qualified.)…. oh well No pictures from Predator serious sailing was the order for the day for him should have stayed with the camera only fourth next week talk to the admiral about itty bitty tablets I don’t need anything like that because my own sailing today was unbelievable I had on one of mudflats sails gold in colour not yellow gold and they were devastating fast soooo fast in fact I had to deliberately stuff up to retain my beloved last placing UNCLE G not there Pete not there DAVE not there and other top of the line sailors , did they know about the admirals little tablets and didn’t want to be embarrassed……. Cant think of any other reason Next week random testing unless tablets handed out to every one So as I heard a duck say today I shall quack off …… ATTEMPTED HUMOUR …… i’m’ laughing ohhh one last thing i did in fact have my camera on hand and took these exclusive photos…….. eat ya heart out predator
NICE TO BE APPRECIATED BY THE BEST NAH THE WORLDS TOP CAMERA MAN and of cause your absolutely right brilliant pictures Nobel literature writing and I’m modest to
YES PETE ITS good to know someone else sees a possible total nervous break down from the admiral if you like I can put a post on site to make you vice admiral just in case he strips off an jumps naked into the pond “after the boys ” that’s wrong isn’t it buoys spelling it correctly wont help him will it…….. lets hope that every one who reads the blog takes note on the admirals actions an tries to help alleviate his frustration one can do this by letting him win one or two races let him think he did it by him self I sure as hell don’t want the buggar with me that’s unkind “should read” no way do I want that buggar in my spot cos he sure as hell gunna try soon GOTTA GET GEOFF away first for the possible move in for the big fella tough days ahead
LETS START WITH THE ADMIRAL shall we He is a big buggar for sure so why is he up front and personal with our boys they just sit there bothering no one but on several occasions as well as today his aggression towards the little suckers is a worry to be sure Is command starting to get to the big fella dunno we will be watching …. staying with troubled individuals GEOFF what’s with this boy first class sailor is no one talking to him are we becoming ” elitist ” “clicky ” if your not at the pointy end we wont talk to you this is the only reason I can think of as to why the buggar is trying to take my spot its exclusive Geoff if you want to join just ask put it in writing I noticed that the admiral implied that the top gun UNCLE G my understudy was in a term i’m unfamiliar with “sandbagging” pulled his boat out and put it away I witnessed smoke coming from the cover on the boat before he retired and witnessed the flame when he took the hatch cover off we both extinguished the flame with an apparatus we males carry we could have used sandbags ( humour ) whilst on topic of misadventures mudflats Ron B was again experimenting with the sides of the pond as noted by the wallowing as we sailed past instead of hitting boys maybe the admiral might like to try mudflats therapy Under the interesting weather Wind more Wind flamin storm Wind to calm placid light air we sailed on as we will next week LETS hope that the aggression seen today is replaced with harmony and sweet music what a load of crap bring it on
