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THAT was sooooo cool thanks uncle g for posting it out of interest is your mob starting the conversion to sail seems a lot of sail down that end also did i spy a submarine on the water it was just a flash i haven’t paused that part yet i’m busy at the moment thanks again brilliant 10 stars
NO MR PREDATOR SIR, JUST ANOTHER HONEST REPORT OF TODAY’S HAPPENINGS an attempt at humour may or may not have worked other than that …… factual precise reporting is something I pride myself on
By helican take a picture of a pelican JOKE HA HA oh dear……. moving on …..can a dog change his spots well it seems a certain bulldog cant for once again our own indelible Mr bulldog RON B just cant break the habit of touching the mudflats spotted retrieving his very nice black with purple sail 65 from the hard words of wisdom were heard from his direction something like f**** & S *******NAUGHTY PEOPLE THE WORDS WERE flamin & stupid god you lot are crook so we move on to another adventurer MR MOOOOOOOSE WHAT A SURPRISE back from Alaska where he was rutting (thats cleaning his antlers ) he has returned to the canal to again give us regulars cheer and frivolity with his antlers clean he appears to have lost a bit of height but he does look and sound frisky so its now back to us to endeavour to stop him from removing his gear as he enviably does at the BBQ Pink bits displayed a dazzling display of manoeuvres with uncle gs camera boat finally chasing him from our turf an back to his ever diminishing crew of old and wheel chair bound wan ta be sailors predator sailed today with miss Abigail taking heed of the advice given on this site in calendar about “gay things ” the power of the media so all in all a good turn up good sailing excellent BBQ wild and outrageous storeys from moose of his misadventures in Alaska if only MRS mooose knew what he got up to he wouldn’t be ruttin anymore great day
Top video BAD angel along with Predators videos its shaping up to be flying videos to wait for Miss piggy ‘s nickers are now washed and dried an back on so shes set to go……… Next flight it will be the Aussie flag and Mr and Mrs Kermit doing the leap of faith again TOP GUNS best ever student was in attendance UNCLE G but was unable to display his extraordinary skill due to CASSA denying him a permit to enter the outer limits of space from our new field so Earth bound he may have to stay If you dear viewer are interested in aviation then try TOP GUN flight school where we guarantee you a flight out of this world at a trivial price pay pal / visa / pay as you go / direct deposit all cards welcome CFI in attendance along with another wan ta be CFI from that other group “the field gang” no more back slapping on the acquisition of the new field were into it let the field gang follow the lead from the TOP GUN flight school up up an away
Yes the wind look like its light on nice starts very even bunch at the first float ‘y things The start float’y things now look better spaced good looking boats there uncle g and I noticed the water level is up more isn’t it marvellous what a blank screen and imagination can conjure up Forget he pictures let every one imagine what at fantastic day you fellas had
for those interested Kermit had a perfect basic stable position during his descent he was not harmed just a tad winded on his arrival with tera ferma his next jump was a dozie floating around on up-drafts and just loving life go kermie
TUGBOAT DEAR BOY DAMN I KNEW ABOUT DROPPING a race thank you for the reminder that is the way I will go from now on that will keep the pesky interlopers out from my treasured spot (well done ) ol pred sent a message said his groin is improving an thanked me for his wins the hatch cover on his MOUNT A GAY however is still in need of repair NEXT TIME HE HANDLES HIS MOUNTAGAY BOAT he should put on baby powder “your thoughts ” as for your suggestion for the front of the group no way narda ho ho ho did you know that when we go for a coffee the winners wear a tie next it will be a suit such is the power of the growing group of the podium bunch nice of the admiral to chase up BMW and ansett airlines for sponsorship ay such an innovative fello THANKS for the heads up
NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED TODAY usual stuff win not win been there done that but wait I have been reliably informed that the admiral yes our admiral is devising a cunning plan as I see it there isn’t much separating the podium group from the not podium sailors so the admiral is getting support from BMW and ansett airlines to donate top items for the winner of the days sailing at the pond things like BMW CAR ; FLIGHTS TO ALASKA an so on stay tuned or ring the admiral for more information on his plan today some may have witnessed a horrible horrible incident at the pond it started as a pleading crying mournful whimper from predator last night he was playing with his MOUNTAGAY when the injury occurred to his pelvis his request was for me to win a race for him a proxie you might say to please him I agreed and so fello sailors I fulfilled my promise but it was so easy I did it twice for him I pledge gentlemen it will not happen again and in doing my good deed bulldog secured my rightful place on the pond so there ya go pat your selves on the back pond sailors you may not get to be as good as me but keep trying twas a good day A fellow sailor at the lauderdale canal was in attendance for a while moooose ( until he retired to clean his antlers ) he has been crook for a while now so good see him there
LIKE YOU TUGBOAT I now understand what evil resides in ones mind is like ” in relation to ” the competitive nature of our sport for I to LIKE PREDATOR unknowingly dropped into that void and became MR DARK KERMIT and took it out on poor ol pred I could have killed the poor ol fart at his age anything can kick him off but Iv seen the light ” the force has returned ” AN WERE MATES AGAIN unless he comes near my spot
WELL THEN OHHHHHHH ARHHHHHHH NICE work there pred ol cobber mate to tell the truth I thought the wind break part of my story (some time back ) went over the top of ya but nope you have a memory / could come back to bite me so back to the mountagay stop wasting time on frivolous chit chat
yes well there will be no ohhhh ARRRRRH doesn’t it look great or such words until I get a written apology or verbal stating that you do not intend to further your advances upon my position at the pond MR predator THE CHOICE IS SIMPLE ohhhhh your way or silence now go play with your mountagay and reflect on the decision you will make
LOOK AT THAT how on earth can my photos add to that so a word or two …… brilliant flying field Wind was from the west white caps on the water but no wind at the” field ” fantastic …..flat ground …… our flying needs never go outside the fence line its just so bloody big this is a pilots heaven the only problem that i can see an i hesitate to say it but if we can keep predator from the woman’s toilet all should be fine
A BIT HARSH you say if you knew how hard it is to maintain my place at the pond harsh isn’t the word The ol fella is as you say ” a gentleman ” but that’s not an excuse to attempt to take my sacred place i’v scooted others out he’s gotta go to as for sharing knowledge I to do that just last Tuesday I shared some with pred I told him to” buggar off ” THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE NOW to show my gentler side if you do decide to come to the the land down under we have a shack at dunalley look it up on google earth 32 craigs hill road your welcome to use it as long as your here ( should save a bit from the purse I recon ) but there is a price you have to shout an rave as I cross the line at the pond not difficult I do it all the time
TUGBOAT DEAR BOY yes I noticed the green tape (I think he is trying to get in my good books ) your’v been quite for a while cat got ya tongue after Tuesdays sail i’m not all that happy with the buggar every one is going like mad to get my coveted position he and mudflats were very serious contenders but I outfought predator for second it was rough /dirty /conniving just the way i like it I THINK NOW he knows how serious I intend to keep my place I think he will give up an play with the podium crowd HIS USUAL MOB any way good to hear from you please keep on stickin (HUMOUR ) it to pred as I know how much he enjoys it HAVE A GOOD DAY COBBER BUGGAR CAPS AGAIN sowwery pred
THANK YOU MY ADMIRAL for those sterling words of encouragement although your solution for improvement is a bit worrying maybe its a nautical thing but for the life of me I cant see why ” pulling my socks up ” will improve my sailing but your the boss maybe elastic bands around the top will work i’ll give it a go……. always grateful for expert advice
