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  • in reply to: IOM's at Puddleduck 8/8/2019 #3234

    Its a bugger  there when there is no wind an its cold  but the pictures looks great  how did the sailors like the pond  one word of advice  if i may never never give Ricky a spare boat  unless you make it useless  that boy will come up an BITE ya

    in reply to: Puddleduck Vineyard Racing 06/08/‘19 #3232

    Justin  me widdle mate  by now you should have realised I take the p …a out of any and every one there’s  no offence no malice  intended  its just like friendly banter  to get a stir started   we have rules  an more damn rules  its nice to stir the possums   an your reply is what I was after  well done  and yes i will whip your butt  next sail

    in reply to: Puddleduck Vineyard Racing 06/08/‘19 #3230

    THAT must be a reference to me    although I’m not after the accolades  the glory  the hero worship the status of hero of the pond  no Iv been there done that …………….when I was born

    in reply to: Puddleduck Vineyard Racing 06/08/‘19 #3228

    Thank you  Pete   Paul’s yellow boat is easy to spot at a distance  the black stripe sets the line  I think were getting nice colours on the pond  ay  by the way     hows it feel to be knocked off the podium  an a whipper sniper  standing in your place  if some one was to take my place at the rear end of the fleet  I would be out of sorts  ……………just sayin

    in reply to: Puddleduck Vineyard Racing 06/08/‘19 #3227

    ALL THIS PRAISE ON A NEW BEE ……….. ANOTHER ONE IV GOTTA KNOCK OFF  when his brother comes on line  look out….  just got to get the sails set right  an wham  you lot will be wake at his stern  go Paul

    in reply to: Puddleduck Vineyard Racing 06/08/‘19 #3217

    Congrats to the new bee  well done Justin   Profanity    I personally don’t use it  but today our own the admiral used the words BULL SHYTT to a discussion I was having with Paul where he said about  my boat that its” lighter than the older boats”  and I said that I knew that and had compensated for it by adding a pound into it  just to be fair   well  that’s when the admiral ( whom we hold in the highest esteem )  came out with the words bull shytt  being a shy reserved little fello I shy’d away from the outburst  but on reflection  I have decided to justify my statement  so here we go….. if the admiral had Gone to the duck hunter and inspected it  he would have found two one dollar coins in the stern of  her   why two one dollar coins  as I didn’t have any English currency  I substituted the dollar coins for one English pound  you all know  one dollar is 10 shillings  20 shillings  is one pound  I had one pound in the duck hunter and I would like an apology   from the admiral  beat that one     Some may have seen today a device on the back of duck hunter that I hoped would lift my fortune in the winning stakes today but alas it failed  for those that didn’t see it here it is ……….great day ay

     

    in reply to: Puddleduck Vineyard Racing 30/07/‘19 #3198

    YEP  IT WAS  a good day very cold    god it was cold   the new system of buoys worked well it was neat going to the top gate  in reverse of what used to happen  damn good fun   Ricky sailing his MOUNT A GAY boat  wasn’t really there today  so he decided to tag along in the rear with me  (such a nice fello )  no need to talk about the mighty team we now have at the pond  every race is now sooooo even   every one is a star   but what about geoff today he flew that 95 like it was an aeroplane  a joy to watch    an ya gotta hand it to Pete  like wow  this boy is scary   sorry didn’t mean to talk about any one in particular   but dear ol geoff was a stand out    buggar did it again    not much weed this time  an the tide is getting low again   I recon a small buoy is needed in front of the fountain ya just cant see the buggar  what do you recon    the buoy placement works very well  especially at hell’s corner  i think a new name is called for  for that one    perfect sailing was had by all

    in reply to: SATURDAYS SAILING AT THE CANAL #3192

    virtually no wind  excellent day  the two top sailors were there UNCLE G and his running mate PETE  WERE SELLING HOW TO SAIL TIPS FOR $10.00 AND the answers were another $10.00 Mooose  spent an absolute fortune on the question and answers session  it all stopped when the amour guard truck turned up  thank god  geeze ‘s hes gunna get it at home when Mrs Moooose finds out  someones bound to tell  but lets face it the boy needs ALL the help  he can get ay so whats a small fortune for valuable advice    even if its just to say turn on the power first   as you can see in the pics RON B  didn’t want to disturbed the penguin on the  Ron’s reef sign  (named because of him) SO HE Consistently WENT TO THE MUD FLATS THAT’S USUALLY MOOSE’S EXCLUSIVE  LAY UP  site  that’s so cool  ol pete was the first to leave us  at about 11.30 because no fun if the boats not moving then UNCLE G after taking his money from amour guard  left to get a pie   an we retired to the end of the canal for a magnificent BBQ organised by the  student chef Moooose  an he did a fair job for a wanta be sailor   an the day finished as usual with moooose removing his trousers once again for the sun  ………..so he says

    in reply to: UNCLE G’s MOB #3183

    COOL MAN  there is quite a lot of pics all pretty good an I did ask how to post them on photos section but it needs them to set it up  think pred or the admiral will set the photo section up for me to put em on  THANKS FOR THE opportunity to watch the master in action

    HOW DO YOU START TO PUT PHOTOS IN THE PHOTO SECTION

    in reply to: Permanent Buoy Placement #3166

    SO THE FELLA AT THE SHARP END……….. IS HE KEEPING A LOOK OUT FOR THE FROG     GOOD MOVE

    in reply to: Permanent Buoy Placement #3163

    With the permanent buoy  set up it now feels like  this is our pond  that’s the feeling I get from this momentous  occasion   ta dar  ( thats a trumpet call )  YAHOOO   THAT’S A CROWD OF PEOPLE SHOUTING    KNEEE DEEEP  GUESS THAT ONE

    in reply to: Permanent Buoy Placement #3161

    YABBI HUNTING?

    in reply to: Permanent Buoy Placement #3157

    LONG STANDING meetings on Friday’s  so cant come along sorry

    in reply to: Tugboat from WA #3153

    YES Tugboat  we all hold the dear ol buggar in high praise if we had a presidential type country he could win it  no problem   PRESIDENT  PREDATOR  Got a ring to it ay As an  X electrician  the money in his off shore accounts could easy pay for the rallies,  the party pies, shrimps on the BBQ  an your right about being mentioned in government dispatches WHY just last year if you follow the Tasmanian government reports on  tax evasion  his name did in fact come into the light of the higher ups  but was squashed by lack of evidence and the disappearance of two witnesses   But his personality is such that when your talking to him face to face  you know your with god   so I don’t beleave  the fake news   SO I HOPE THIS GIVES YOU AN INCITE INTO OUR TASMANIAN NATIONAL TREASURE  BUGGAR I KEPT THE CAPS ON  (he hates that ) might have to stay away from sailing for a while  just to be safe        Regards kermit la frog     PS If  i don’t answer email ‘s for a while  Im going on a holiday for a while

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