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ARHHH HA MR MOOSE has joined the chorus lets just hope that Wednesday is a fly day as predicted by the weather fur coat for if it isnt then a BBQ at TOAD HALL will be in order What will we cook ……no brainer there ….MOOSE BURGERS ( might be a weee bit on the lean side an tough ) just noticed UNCLE G is doing a fast crawl to my best mate TUG BOAT …….. HE’S still in there plugin away
UNCLE G.. uncle g Dear me what a load of trollop my god in my worst day I could have thought of some thing better than that Two truths were in that concockshuns of bullerdash One …the battery’s were low Two… your wisdom with boat sails is legendary (with the white cane mob and Chinese people ) but to be fair an that’s what I am ….a tad of info was gathered on the sails and I implemented them only to undo it as it was a total waste of time (should have listened to that Chinese child ) IF tugboat your reading this you would have noticed nothing in my report on our sailing is disputed by UNCLE G so who do you believe now emmmmm trust the frog for factual honest story’s ……just sayin
MR TUGBOAT SIR Seems were the only ones chatting so be it yea I think you got the idea about our day but rest assured we never asked UNCLE G to leave ohhh no he just left we gave him his white cane an he tappted his way down the path tap tap tap sorry tap tap just to clarify the story if you were in any way in doubt by now most if not all would have seen the videos and story so wheres the rebut so my story is true …just sayin
ARHHHH TUGBOAT DEAR BOY you would be aware that predator is just a quite nice young fella who just does not get flusted but I have a report or story to tell and as such I’m not scared to tell all. Some may not believe the truth or there abouts but UNCLE G did have the mighty riggo mortis (named after my wife ) under his control until he was removed that’s a fact sooo there ya go as for the ducks that poor ol MR MOOSE ran over no problem the council consider them as vermin the greens consider them as friends of the canal the floaters considered them as good BBQ meat no problem I hope that puts to rest your doubts about our day at the canal today Regards KERMIT LA FROG
WELL today we had the pleasure of the head of the wheel chair mob at our platform MR UNCLE G whom we openly accepted with out reservations because although he hasn’t apologised for his wilful attack on our sail boats we the floaters do not hold grudges towards him . In the coarse of his visit we extended the hand of friendship in allowing him to sail the mighty green riggo mortis one of the pride of the fleet and almost instantly his attempt to ram a smaller 65 was noted several boats were forced to beach themselves or be run over before he was escorted from the platform Is there no shame for this wheel chair leader one of our members was forced to leave and go home because of the intimidation so upset was he (MR MOOSE ) that he ran over 6 ducks and didn’t notice but the upside was BBQ ducks thanks to big bad Dave for the plucking in conclusion the floaters wish MR MOOSE all the best an get well soon
WHY? ralph is a real live man thing an fred hes just an animal sooo wheres KAREN…… OHHH I SEE instead of UNCLE G we say theres that flamin KAREN …..SNEAKY cobber
NICE to know MRS RON looks at our videos but by now you all should be referring to RALPH not the EAGLE he is a pacifist RALPH EAGLE unlike his brother FRED who is aggressive so com’on you pilot jockeys its RALPH we don’t call UNCLE G AUNTIE G now do we
A BIG YES Mr predator sir for RALPH has a brother FRED who is known to attack any thing in his path that is why the Kermit manoeuvrer is favoured for it will scare the EAGLE poop outa him thus giving you the chance to land AND AT TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOL we teach this famous manoeuvre at a discount for those over 78 to which you are alleged to be qualified for UNCLE G said ….just sayin
Thank you Mr president for that wisdom which of Couse would work a treat ….but perhaps because we are in a eagle zone perhaps the Kermit manoeuvre would be more appropriate and less stressful on RALPH ….. WHERE AS RALPH APPROACHES YOUR AIRCRAFT with the intension of using it as food you speak to him through your new Kermit megaphone built into you putt putt to which you say gently but firmly BUGGAR OFF YA GREAT BIG SISSY lets try that we will let predator try it out first ay ………just sayin
