[Kermit]

THANK YOU PREDATOR SIR ……………. the storm water outflow was placed in the video as a referance to flushing UNCLE G s video   the tree branch  at the end if you notice is waving  saying …”good bye ”  to UNCLE G  as for the kids ifin you cant take a video of whats going on  whats the world coming to  so I will continue being a human an not a wanker   I do however appreciate your imput   but a frogs gotta do what a frogs gotta  do   ps  do you think I was to harsh on UNCLE G  as hes still learning video production  an needs positive direction  I could go soft ………………………narh

 

[Kermit]

ITS NOT MY usual practice to coment on anothers opinion  but in defence the art of GOOD video production is I beleave broken into several stages  one value content  ie woman jogger  (movement and good to look at ) two  ducks  nature and movement    three partisipants …. decient home grown lads doing their thing  (sailing) unless its big bad dave who dissapears into the bush a lot  …. four…..natural scenery  trees bushes  ground level  and pervin space      lastly content…. the project should be of short scenes  5/6 secs long unless a scene has a stoty  UNCLE G S videos lack evey one of the desired elements ….One repetition   putt putts going around in circles  No other persons in the videos  NO wild life   Water lots of it too much in fact  Here is my thoughts on how UNCLE Gs  VIDEOS WILL IMPROVE  dont do it …. two ….put putt putts on the ground an film that  three stop bribing the moose  four…. give the camera to someone else…… ENROLL  in TOPGUN VIDEO CLASSES FOR DUMMIES   narh  to be fair UNCLE G  does know how to press the go button on the camera so DUMMIES in this case is not  APPLICABLE     ………just …….

 

[Kermit]

HAVE YOU TWO NO SHAME  I take it that this presentation   (THE GOLDEN MOOSE AWARD  )  will remain untouched ….why not …just pull it out  post it done another few bob   but MR MOOSE  the boy doesnt improve his videos by you letting him get away with poor  content  poor handling  over all no talent  why not help him by refusing money  let him find his feet as it were   an you might feel better for it to …… a tab poorer but spiritually the better fur coat for it …………………JUST SAY’N

[Kermit]

THANK YOU BODGE   my videos are for fellow sailors not the box office unlike the wheel chair mob’s leader I  have pride in my work  an I dont pay for an award  that has been corrupted by cash  UNCLE G  will one day make a worth while video but untill he stops  paying the fur coat  he wont know what quality is   Thank you dear boy

[Kermit]

arhhh troutie cobber ya know you can only sail there if you say you like whats his names video

[Kermit]

WISE MAN PREDATOR   where UNCLE G  came up with the  NEW MEN   has come from I know not    HOPPY IS YOUNG  SO NO good for the wheel chair mob  as for me  narh Iv still got me teeth  whats happening down there  at the dark side  no one around did the wheelie bin truck come early?  UNCLE G   fake news  we were sailing by 10 oclock    an whats with you lot  every one down there is over 90  an still you cant fetch a boat back  try throwing your white sticks at em

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

well were all waiting on the  golden moose award  all bribes should be in by now  you gotta disregard UNCLE Gs video its not a flying one  although if enough greasing has been done it will pass the selection criteria  for sure

[Kermit]

ITS NO BIGGIE  Im crook so anything is good  an a bit light headed on meds  Im delusional SOOO your videos probably were the usual  run of the mill  for you …………. sorry ………..narh not really

[Kermit]

BUGGAR…….. BUGGAR I enjoyed that

[Kermit]

Well I have looked at them  (videos ) and thougherly enjoyed them  how ever I shall wait for UNCLE Gs  flying video  to be preented   …..ohhhh he wasnt there was he  dunna matter he won   UNLESS SOMEONE else GREASED THE FURCOATS FUR

[Kermit]

THANKS PRED I’m in no rush  painting keel and rudder flat black at the moment

[Kermit]

Any body a  (SHOE) rubber thong  I need to make a  bow bumper for my yacht …TA

[Kermit]

Wicky Wicky  havent you got your copy of the pamphlet  “saved  ” the green tree frog ”   I must post it out to you AND YES THEY WERE SAVED  by the fund   How bribery is  put into this context I fail to see   YOUR NOT BEING INFLUENCED BY THE FUR COAT ARE YOU …………………..JUST SAY’N

[Kermit]

I expected more from our pious fur coat  but no………….IS it time fellow flyers that we disregard his shameful  open request for bribes for the prestigious golden fur coat  award  and develope our own  award    with a person with impeccable  credentials    perhaps a leader with a view to raise the level of flying videos to a new level with out corruption  some one who likes green maybe ? have your say  fill free to express your anger at corruption  ………………………….just say’n

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