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FINE NOW do i get my spot back
THANK YOU MR PREDATOR yes i wish to make a formal protest against bones his boat is too slow and I would like to request an inquiry into
how this fly by night’r was allowed to compete with a defunct vessel ” its just not on” by saying i’v just got back from Queensland ” oh hum” and I haven’t had time to polish it Not good enough one needs to earn this coveted position and he did not I request he be formally denied the last position and in turn I be reinstated to that position RESPECTFULLY ……… KERMIT LA FROG
BONES what are bones good for how about stews that’s how it was today with this fly by night “bones “stealing the most sort after position not ON THE PODIUM I am stew’n this will not be repeated will it MR BONES……moving on .. twas an interesting flying day for pinki ( Pete ) in an effort to out race Stuart pinki decided to fly yes fly over the cascading water fountain and he almost did it ……. landing short the keel caught the fountain arm and stooped his flight………. what showmanship gutsy move there by the pink speed devil an lets not forget Mr speed UNCLE G outstanding performance which was acknowledge by the crew with a cry of hip hip arhhh f****k him (that part didn’t happen ) PLO duties were given to all but next time those that wish to win please see me before I have the PLO Duty as bribery is frowned upon (so we will call it a gift ) ALL the skippers today were outstanding in the fierce conditions thrust upon us and so the banks of the dam were a callin and some skippers answered the call much to their dismay weed was the only answer they received Ever tried pylon racing well Predator had a shot at it today with an almost perfect run under the sun deck until the wind died and his sails became erect thus traping him under the platform we wait in anticipation for this enterprising young fella s next adventure ALL in all just another day doin our thing
IN THE FORTH COMING EL PRESIDENTE ELECTION i had no idea that my sparing partner would be so devious as to come to our sailing day and start his campaign by siding up to the moose as shown in the forum pictures in an attempt to sway votes also the vailed effort in censoring my manifesto by one of the elite is noted and will dealt with when Im elected MY opponent has show how ruthless he can be to retain office and with help from vested interested elites i may find it difficult to compete but time will tell
A VOTE FOR KERMIT EL PRESIDENTE WILL BE A VOTE FOR unrestricted air space free lessons from the TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOL CFI for flying lessons to women (any age ) Access to private xxx sites Access to the top gun lounge Courtesy walk to the flight line and return ( woman only) Free alcohol (woman only ) Keys to the gate for all…. Free keys to the club house Free parking Serious changes need to be taken to the membership hierarchy no longer will there an elite group of paid officials who manage the keys and the technical electronics under my leadership we will have free every thing TRUST ME I AM THE WAY when the flight line presidential election takes place remember there can only be one ME
NICE
WHAT ABOUT THE MOOOSE’S FLYING TODAY just perfect you would have been thinking he was from the top gun flight school he was flying so brilliantly as iv always said this little fur lined fella is a gem possibly with a bit of polish from top gun school that can happen but from what i know of this truly outstanding pilot he may not need it uncle g held back today which was a surprise but the winds were a tad vicious so well done ace for a wise decision steve was a game young fella getting up there an at it but as one of the most experienced flyers it was a no brainer for this lad buttttt shytttt happens to the best an so it did RIP widdle red balsa wood thingi El Presidente was in fine form as well skilful flying at its best from our top management Bad Angel and Predator as always perfect but the hero worship must go to the mooose for the airshow excel lance today
yep gotta agree 10 out of 10 stars
Videos are sure better looking than pictures aren’t they dear ol pred has had his work out getting that lot together I will try to improve Geoff is the top dog an so well deserved with Uncle G pushing an Don just not able to push uncle g out but by the pond gods the sailors to day were exceptional no one found the fountain no one ran aground an no funnies lots of sorry s though but if you wanted to play today sorry was the word an wot got into my mate bulldog today sailing like there was a lit fire cracker in his nickers an as for that newbe Justin he did in fact get whacked on the head for getting 5 place when the results were revealed bad boy . Grahame was another speed demon nothin stops this kid from his objective as was shown in the video “awesome” Although slightly windy the sun was shining humour was abound and ohhhhh’ s were heard as far away as Richmond…. Cruise ship passengers by the buss load were in awe of the sailing as many remarked on their tour of the puddle duck winery and we were in awe of the chicky babes from that ship as well ……..well some of us were but none of them could match our score keeper SUE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU UNCLE G I take it that your going to use this video for training purpose down your end ( to show what real sailing is about ) I noticed that no “wheel chairs ” sand to soft ? GOOD LOOKIN boats from your lot the submarine is my favourite I might build one / next project thanks again
Capt’n I cut all my pin strips I lay the length of sticky side tape on glass the with a new blade cut the required width I use a metal ruler about 4ft long
Sooo much nicer to watch video than looking at photos as for the deck cam No go i’m afraid the jib boom comes Into the frame by half and the Deck rises between the two whats left is not worth looking at when she goes to starboard the jib covers the whole screen with no sea visible real bummer as for capt’n pugwash the orange boat that viciously rammed into you was the Moose his eye sight is failing his antlers are porous his legs are wobbly but if you pat him he comes docile almost to the stage you can talk to him so capt’ give the poor ol mooose a bit of slack if you could WE ALL DO bless him well done on the video predator
THERE’S A MODE SWITCH ?
Another brilliant bit of video from you both an I agree the Mooose is a distraction ” just a thought for the next fly in” how about we put the nooooose in the club house while were flying so were all not distracted I know of no other person who has that affect on innocent people If he isn’t running innocent frogs over then he’s distracting others from their on field duties when i’m elected president I shall take care of these sorts of problem individuals
Well the challenge was sent out and was accepted by the Admiral ( for those that didn’t know UNCLE G challenged the admiral to a show down ) as the admiral was late to turn up we assumed he didn’t want to be humiliated but to his credit we had our races and his butt was well and truly whipped by perhaps the greatest yacht skipper that has ever lived speed grace finesse all the hallmarks of a skipper in his prime was executed and finalised to be repeated when ever he wishes but my advise would be to allow some others to approach and feel the kiss of victory (for awhile ) like for example young Justin one mistake away from the admirals old spot and before I finish a BIG BIG thank you to TROUTY ( phil ) for his well run racing day I trust that you will get onto the waters of the pond and play with us an give the admiral an eye full of your wake as most of the fleet are starting to do is this the end for the x champion i think not

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