[Kermit]

WHERE WERE THE THE SAILORS  Why they were sailing as all true hardy pond sailors do  you might be wondering why I started this story this way that’s because some of the pond contestants weren’t there  just because of a possible bit of wind an cold  weather tusk tusk  you who did not appear today have a mark against you  from now on until you all have Redeemed your selves  “will now be called girls”   so girls  pull your nickers up an turn up next week or the admiral will have stern words to pass on  (girly crying wont help  )  so now to tell you girls how our day went   Sunshine  burst from the overcast sky with a wisp of light air  to propel the pocket rockets to unbelievable speeds  if you were there you would have seen it yourself  opps sorry you weren’t were you  Races were tight  nerves were even tighter but with skill an a touch of luck some Won others preferred to lead from the rear  again  The admiral was firing today no longer is he the brides maid he is the groom  top dog the one oono moono the dragon slayer  Scary is the term for Justin  look out Pinky  next week you can stay home because this boys gunna whip your butt   my Padawan uncle g  was gracious today in allowing others to win the top honours  but I have cautioned the young one not to do this often lest they think their the new admiral  Now Geoffrey  the silent one  was pushing pushing even tried to push the fountain out of his way  damn good try  then the life line failed batterys dead  tis the way of the great to go down fighting  then theres me ol tail end charlie in this case paul  the question is what is this fine sailor doing with the likes of me why did he want my coveted spot   I like ya boy but this is my spot  move on   So the day finished with sunshine  a nice cup of earl grey tea and with the knowledge that we are men real men  no girls in our mob

[Kermit]

Tug boat dear boy  pleased to hear the better half is improving  I post to stir the pot but there is only a few to rise an bite very disappointing  you don’t know if their chuckling or fuming  I think those that don’t come back cant use a computer  (haven’t progressed past the  neanderthal age  )  but I live in hope  On our property we have a dam  and on it I have course buoys  girls ( cant be sexists )  a little floating landing  and a launching  retrieve area  dug into the dam wall   this most sacred  place is called the Royal Toadhall Yacht Club  very exclusive   the “Royal” title hasn’t yet been approved by the Queenie  the application was posted  many years ago  (it may have slipped under her table )  this is only where the best of the best sail  thus there is only me that sail on it  lesser sea dogs can sail on it if their boats are green  and they give 3 months notification    so is there a copywrite you need to pay for the colour in short No…………  MTT  (out buss service )many years ago produced on the side of the busses a logo in two tone green I was so impressed I found out the colour and had a batch made up  so it is exclusive…..  to a point    once again good to hear  the better half is progressing well  Regards Kermit

 

      

[Kermit]

ohhh  dear boy my apologies  the last time my ol thing  went to the mainland for a week  I to was lost  big time just like you  I had to get my dinner  and make the bed   I couldn’t have survived if my daughters didn’t  cut the wood light the fire wash the clothes vacuum the rooms feed the dogs and the fish and make my tea at night  so beleave me cobber I know how rough it can be   I trust your better half  is back to normal  or at least getting there   so I guess with “circumstances” out I will have to find another stir   Just refreshed on the clamps  I recon ol pred will fire up his 3D printer an start mass producing  those stands it is very good     love an kisses to the better half an you get  see ya

[Kermit]

Thanks Pete  for that vote of confidence    yes DAVE is recovering very well….  After an operation like that it is remarkable , marvellous what the doctors can do with  transplants CD printers  FROGS internal parts why i myself am a beneficiary of such an operation  yep  mine was lungs  the ol girl keeps on holding my head under the water  to test if there still working although the operation was 10 years ago  its nice to know she still cares

[Kermit]

TUGBOAT DEAR BOY , good to hear from you  first of all  as an absolute honest fello  I did in fact tell a little white fib  on the sailing bit   …………the ice wasn’t that bad   You mentioned “circumstances ” your not loosing your hair/ wobblie on your feet like predator /loosing eye sight like predator / forgetfulness like moose / cant hold your water like moooose    are you   Tomorrow we will have a conference at the BBQ after sailing  to guess what  “circumstances  ” could be  that will sure beat listening to moooose yack on     I like the stand very much  what I use is two polystyrene squares cut to the hull shape that works fine for me but bare in mind I don’t have any  CIRCUMSTANCES  to contend with (god damn that was clever )  incidentally that’s  a good lookin sail boat you have there   you want to see predators mount a gay boat he’s putting a lot of work / time into it there’s no way hes getting behind me when were sailing  if he gets to close to my stern I will ver off  no way is mountagay getting near my stern  were been having some fun at puddle duck pond  fantastic weather most of the sailors were in shorts and coloured shirts except pred  who wore bathers  thongs an a rather nice bra  (he has man boobs ) other than that twas a smashing day  all in all things down this way are great  were looking for a new flying field one of out group has approached the council about an area that would do nicely   down side is we have to wait for a decision  with our council that will be way way down the track  2 weeks already  Pred an I will go to dunalley where my aircraft is hanger’d  so at least we will get a few flights  in  (the boys got some work at the shack to do )  I haven’t flown RC aircraft from the strip  so will be fun  I guess you see the photos of out sailing at the pond  (in topics ) you see the weather /wind/no wind/ sun / ducks etc  we are so fortunate to have this site we sail there on Tuesdays instead of the canal now only Saturdays….  to play with anything  big boats swamp boats or tune up the boats for next Tuesday  what ever  and of course the famous BBQ  ohhh my finger has run amuck  better let you get back to what ever you were doing   so  lets hope your circumstances get resolved   ( gunna have fun with this )   Regards Kermit la frog

[Kermit]

ADMIRAL SIR. I think I saw that video  I recon its a brilliant idea  and it will work……… as I saw it all boats not green start 2 minutes after the green boat crosses the line  excellent  idea  but why wait implement that coarse of action now  SHOW  the reason why your the admiral / tough decisions  /open to bribes / ability to fix organise races  / excellent communicator / able to leap buildings in a single bound    (got carried away there)   but you got the idea  if you need help for more good ideas just ask

[Kermit]

ONCE AGAIN my padawan  has shown the world how really good he is  consistently showing how its done mind blowing stuff as I started to read the admirals report on today’s fantastic day he started  with  “we were honoured to have royalty  in the form of the legendary  big boat sailor ”  that’s when I was so honoured that the admiral at long  last has acknowledge me as royalty and a legendary boat skipper but what followed in that same sentence was some other fella by the name of Phil Jackman  there’s no two royalty  so I think the admiral had a typo error  I’m sure of it     what a day for close finishes  an the tussells  boats way out in front then zap no wind and the others come charging through how many times did that happen ay  we missed ol pink bits today  AS my padawan needs real competition  the” BRIDES MAID” is no longer a serious contender for UNCLE G that leaves PINK BITS (PETE ) AND MYSELF  as the next  leaders on the podium  the old guard must fade away as there doing  now  if the predator concentrated  on his races instead of taking pictures he would be higher up the ladder today as i saw it  so thanks from all of us admiral /predator sir  for the pic’s  brilliant tactics were seen today by the  wanta be sailing gods  but there can only be one………..   better luck newt week fella’s

[Kermit]

there’s an opening for you Pete

[Kermit]

ARHHHHH MY LITTLE PADAWAN     we need to use the force against this rising demon  orrrrrrr   just sink the bugger   an your right it is nice to finish a day with a cup of earl grey   the lesser mortals can drink their coffee      not looking good for Saturday

[Kermit]

Its a bugger  there when there is no wind an its cold  but the pictures looks great  how did the sailors like the pond  one word of advice  if i may never never give Ricky a spare boat  unless you make it useless  that boy will come up an BITE ya

[Kermit]

Justin  me widdle mate  by now you should have realised I take the p …a out of any and every one there’s  no offence no malice  intended  its just like friendly banter  to get a stir started   we have rules  an more damn rules  its nice to stir the possums   an your reply is what I was after  well done  and yes i will whip your butt  next sail

[Kermit]

THAT must be a reference to me    although I’m not after the accolades  the glory  the hero worship the status of hero of the pond  no Iv been there done that …………….when I was born

[Kermit]

Thank you  Pete   Paul’s yellow boat is easy to spot at a distance  the black stripe sets the line  I think were getting nice colours on the pond  ay  by the way     hows it feel to be knocked off the podium  an a whipper sniper  standing in your place  if some one was to take my place at the rear end of the fleet  I would be out of sorts  ……………just sayin

[Kermit]

ALL THIS PRAISE ON A NEW BEE ……….. ANOTHER ONE IV GOTTA KNOCK OFF  when his brother comes on line  look out….  just got to get the sails set right  an wham  you lot will be wake at his stern  go Paul

[Kermit]

Congrats to the new bee  well done Justin   Profanity    I personally don’t use it  but today our own the admiral used the words BULL SHYTT to a discussion I was having with Paul where he said about  my boat that its” lighter than the older boats”  and I said that I knew that and had compensated for it by adding a pound into it  just to be fair   well  that’s when the admiral ( whom we hold in the highest esteem )  came out with the words bull shytt  being a shy reserved little fello I shy’d away from the outburst  but on reflection  I have decided to justify my statement  so here we go….. if the admiral had Gone to the duck hunter and inspected it  he would have found two one dollar coins in the stern of  her   why two one dollar coins  as I didn’t have any English currency  I substituted the dollar coins for one English pound  you all know  one dollar is 10 shillings  20 shillings  is one pound  I had one pound in the duck hunter and I would like an apology   from the admiral  beat that one     Some may have seen today a device on the back of duck hunter that I hoped would lift my fortune in the winning stakes today but alas it failed  for those that didn’t see it here it is ……….great day ay

 

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