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24 September 2019 at 17:15 in reply to: Puddleduck Vineyard Racing 24th September 2019 (DF95's) #3410
I shall abide by the New Admirals request for less words but an its a big but we were 45 minutes into racing and someone said wheres the admiral dead quietness descended on the gathering for more than two milliseconds an we were back to racing now that’s shameful how could we all have missed the big long extension pole he brings each week we needed that pole today Nah just kiddin we had a spare….. bootiful weather winds to make every one happy those of you who missed today extravaganza tusk tusk we didn’t miss you because it was full on look at the Admiral MK2 s pictures says it all……. Today’s exception to his usual position Mudflats RON B did not deviate from his chosen agenda which was to secure the holy of the holy ‘est position at the pond my spot he did this with stealth cunning and pond luck who cares who won the race for the day on our end it was mudflats first second Kermit third predator well done you two very close races those of you who may have felt the bumper from my boat today may I say sincerely say karzinga No that’s not right it should be…… why were you in my way To comply with the THE new admirals request I will close to allow others to come on line………………… yea I bet WATCH THIS EMPTY SPACE

Excellent pictures as usual pred …….. for the life of me though I cant think of any other facts worth reporting as you implied I did the usual in depth reporting with out bias no one was left out THERE ARE NO OTHER FACTS BUGGAR caps left on
THE BANK MANAGER as the admiral describes him but we all know him as mudflats RON B failed to keep up to his title today avoiding his favourite beaching / grounding resting spots for what reason I know not ( must be an age thing ) an staying on the age theme whats with the admiral today has he taken Viagra….. the boy was definitively not tip toeing through the buoys today not so lucky were the two brothers Paul and Justin doing so well until buggar time or is it a ploy to get my place not sure yet but watching Ricky and Don whats with these two I heard on numerous times “get a room you two ” is Ricky going to give don one of his famous massages (don’t need a room.)……. coffee time whack ol don on the table an watch as Ricky delivers his famous massages……… staying with Ricky the young fella is leaving us for several weeks Going over seas to the Philippines to finish his coarse on touch massage therapist diploma that’s the reason you wont see him for awhile ( I thought he was already qualified.)…. oh well No pictures from Predator serious sailing was the order for the day for him should have stayed with the camera only fourth next week talk to the admiral about itty bitty tablets I don’t need anything like that because my own sailing today was unbelievable I had on one of mudflats sails gold in colour not yellow gold and they were devastating fast soooo fast in fact I had to deliberately stuff up to retain my beloved last placing UNCLE G not there Pete not there DAVE not there and other top of the line sailors , did they know about the admirals little tablets and didn’t want to be embarrassed……. Cant think of any other reason Next week random testing unless tablets handed out to every one So as I heard a duck say today I shall quack off …… ATTEMPTED HUMOUR …… i’m’ laughing ohhh one last thing i did in fact have my camera on hand and took these exclusive photos…….. eat ya heart out predator

NICE TO BE APPRECIATED BY THE BEST NAH THE WORLDS TOP CAMERA MAN and of cause your absolutely right brilliant pictures Nobel literature writing and I’m modest to
YES PETE ITS good to know someone else sees a possible total nervous break down from the admiral if you like I can put a post on site to make you vice admiral just in case he strips off an jumps naked into the pond “after the boys ” that’s wrong isn’t it buoys spelling it correctly wont help him will it…….. lets hope that every one who reads the blog takes note on the admirals actions an tries to help alleviate his frustration one can do this by letting him win one or two races let him think he did it by him self I sure as hell don’t want the buggar with me that’s unkind “should read” no way do I want that buggar in my spot cos he sure as hell gunna try soon GOTTA GET GEOFF away first for the possible move in for the big fella tough days ahead
LETS START WITH THE ADMIRAL shall we He is a big buggar for sure so why is he up front and personal with our boys they just sit there bothering no one but on several occasions as well as today his aggression towards the little suckers is a worry to be sure Is command starting to get to the big fella dunno we will be watching …. staying with troubled individuals GEOFF what’s with this boy first class sailor is no one talking to him are we becoming ” elitist ” “clicky ” if your not at the pointy end we wont talk to you this is the only reason I can think of as to why the buggar is trying to take my spot its exclusive Geoff if you want to join just ask put it in writing I noticed that the admiral implied that the top gun UNCLE G my understudy was in a term i’m unfamiliar with “sandbagging” pulled his boat out and put it away I witnessed smoke coming from the cover on the boat before he retired and witnessed the flame when he took the hatch cover off we both extinguished the flame with an apparatus we males carry we could have used sandbags ( humour ) whilst on topic of misadventures mudflats Ron B was again experimenting with the sides of the pond as noted by the wallowing as we sailed past instead of hitting boys maybe the admiral might like to try mudflats therapy Under the interesting weather Wind more Wind flamin storm Wind to calm placid light air we sailed on as we will next week LETS hope that the aggression seen today is replaced with harmony and sweet music what a load of crap bring it on
Pete I understand where your coming from I’m quite happy to remain in the back ground unobtrusive /quite /reserved /little green fella in the corner no one sees or hears that’s me
As I had no use of the great wall for wind protection today it was indeed sad to look at predator without a transmitter in his hands but there lies a gift a gift of film more precisely of video and pictures from the master RonB Justin and Paul were all scavenging for the holiest of holey place today with a fine efforts from the three I beleave that the brothers are not serious about the coveted rear guard so I don’t expect the high standard from these two to continue on this
frontrear. as for the rest of the sea dogs madly bashing crashing twisting colliding to get on the podium was an eye opener to watch……. the extent some will go to to arrive at the twoboys girls to claim a place between thebuoysgirls markers ( all legal mind you ) shows how desperate sailors in general are for the top spot I witnessed one baby fluffy duck diving for its life as several madly cascading yachts closed to where it was innocently paddling…….. have those sailors given any thought how traumatised that baby fluffle wuffie duck will grow up to be I think not Disappointing today after the sailing at the long table was when Miss Ricky refused to give a massage to kermit as owed but was offset with the admirals unfolding of the projected future of the ponds direction in essence as I understood it Two sets of races will be the norm One group starts off and the next group start at the other end of the pond each going in the opposite direction (he saw it on utube ) so it must be good as there was no opposition to the idea that will be the way in the future Clapping was again given to our Phil for the RO’s job and to Pete for his outstanding ability to beat UNCLE G on this one day ………AS I SAW ITGOD DAMN TUGBOAT your right on the ball good to see your monitoring our Saturdays bit of fun thanks for the spirited commentary
I thank the Honorable predator for his candid reply and yes we will see sailing but I wonder if certain scenes will be deleted where photos don’t lie but video can be cut spliced to form whatever the editor wishes. As a fellow honest chap i’m sure there will be a nice perfect video shown…….. I have just watched predators video as expected brilliant superb a craftsman indeed i should have remembered that the monster had been removed by the days end but i’m gettin old my memory is not as good as it was
arhhhhh the mooose has bellowed . the word (highlighted )” honest” is most sacred to me I hold it in the highest esteem so I am trying to determine the foundation on which you have a grievance could it be the timing of your grounding ie mud bank as I stated I wasn’t timing it but I did know from previous liking of the hard you have had. that it wouldn’t to long to wait So no problem with the truth there did predator touch another boat well yes mine on another photo I will put up did RON B go to the hard yes No problem with honesty there either BAD ANGEL went to the hard as well with predators ( death on water ) in the vicinity….. true ….. did I kick his butt BY DEFINITION NO “BUT ” we were the last to leave the water an he left first so some thing made him remove himself “frog maybe” ? so dearest moooose where is the dishonest part you infer there may be parts of the story that is embellished a tad but that is something all writings need to make it a readable bit of nonsense SO MOOOOSE’IE baby have another go I KERMIT LA FROG dare you kissie kissie
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An apology of sorts…….. Through a misunderstanding in my few words to Pete I indicated to him that I used my bestest mate as a wind barrier and in fact I certainly did but in saying this my ol mate I beleave misinterpreted the words I quote “because hes such a big boy ” in those few words is the misunderstanding …..I believe the specific word would be ” big ” in the context of the message” big” was used to convey a solid well constructed individual that was the implied meaning any thing other than that is conjecture I have absolutely no idea why those words would cause my mate to express caution to the extent that I could be digging holes (probably in the pond wall perhaps ) I hope this explanation to dear ol Predator clarifies this possible incident to wrongful interpretation BUT why did the admiral come into the conversation and order frogs legs pray tell this forum isn’t a restaurant so I can only conclude that” humour ” was tried to alleviate a possible grievance so in that context I thank you Admiral Long Tall KERMIT LA FROG PS . I used the word ol mate not to be confused with age (its a term of endearment )
NOW NOW ADMIRAL lets not overreact in my own way I said sorry to the great wall (did I just dig another hole ) damn I think I did so lets ease up on the frog tucka a mite an let the wind die down an that’s not another pun………… aww buggar yes it was sorry
IF I had known you stay up this late I would not have told pinky about the great wall opps damn another hole if i keep going i will be digging a trench ay
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