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TODAY IS A SORRY DAY I was holding my glider to test its pulling power when there was an almighty bang I heard a commotion from my side lookin around there was my best mate on his knees with a propeller blade protruding from his considerable large tum tum with a wee touch of red dripping from the now useless propeller blade at that moment I was flabbergasted .SHOCKED ..where on earth will I get another foldable prop blade from ……these things just don’t grow on trees ya know Iv had that one for years an never has it given me trouble not once I bet its gunna cost a few bob to replace ……wonder if our flying insurance will pay for a new one perhaps with a green spinner I like green spinners ANYWAY where was sea side mitch today we all said well no that’s not quite right the sinker was not sayn much (cat got his tongue ) he was burblin a lot but that’s sorta what he does most times …where was I oh yea SEA SIDE .. NOT ENOUGH BROWNIE POINTS was the call can’t think of any other reason …No brownie points No going out an he’s such a nice fella The gentle giant is away up north at the hospital I believe getting his fingers sorted …about time after the operation I might let him use the camera …might …narh I won’t PREDATOR was the outright winner today for the coveted walk of shame award well done MR PREDATOR SIR other than that nothing of interest or remarkable events happened today a good fun day ……………………………………………………….just sayn
I will give the gentle giant absolution after I crunch his fingers ….mind you I may be in bits all over the flying field after that………………………..just sayn
ARHHHHH true to form welcome back ……………………………………………just sayn
Dear mr Predator Sir …yes some of the walk of shame could be interpreted as long walks I shall discuss this with the video board members and give a result by australian post ……We’re here to please … Notice to the sinker SIR in response to credit for the gentle giant as very little useable video was attained through him illegally using my camera AGAIN No credit was given HOWEVER we at TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOL (video section ) will be approaching him with an offer to be trained by the best as were you so he can be a worthwhile giant ….BUT first a visit to the hospital is in order as his fingers are to large … they will be removed and replaced with 3d printed pinkies NOTICE to dear ol sea side for the life of me I cant see how you saw the flightline group drinking session from the road there were many many glassy beer swillin going on ……..how did you see that …………………………………………….just sayn
point taken Out on the big water I do of course wear life jackets etc before venturing out in the canal I did remove my wellingtons but in this boat you are below the water line and the only way that a problem could occur is A puncture even then the thing is in air tight sections very difficult to sink but point taken ta …………………………………………..just sayn
PS.No insults today …WHY? could my write up be totally accurate an true surely not
AN exciting days sailing A few found the hard an a few found a side of another’s boat such is life 5 sailors today enjoying the mornings sunshine and fair winds ….. (that’s sailors talk about a bloody good day ) as a part of our groups get to know you I visited the wheel chair mobs paddle pond an what did I see ….No wheelchairs just the gentree doing what we do more or less at the sunny end it turned out that the first mob had retired back to the ol folks home an this lot was the unwheelchair mob who woulda known ay ( I thank fruity for that info ) I sailed my pro boat into the hornet’s nest without interference from the sinker due to him without a boat and was greeted by a beautiful woman (must have been someone’s daughter from the mob ) very nice The sinker was for once reasonable pleasant offering to escort me to the waters edge to show me a special spot they reserved for sailors but I declined as I was feeling nervous as a group of Wobblies started to approach BACK AT ThE SUNNY END capt pugwash had found the hard so I put the canoe in and got him away but I decided to film from canoe a bit different from the usual angle ..BBQ at the end of the day finished us off great day ……………………………………………………………..just sayn
The dragon took me out for tea so now I’m gunna be late for my video reveal some one got to my camera as the working buttons on the camera are now all crushed I surmise it was the gentle giant again totally useless video must be taking lessons from his mate the sinker but with both skill and talent I did make some of it useable .. just … I may have to take the poor frustrated giant under my wing an train him the right way ………………………….just say
let me clarify our foreign correspondence report He is not advocating you eat our
brothersfrogs but the country he was deported to does ………………………………………just sayn
ANDY PANDY posted an offensive picture that would cause distress to most gentle people especially to me So in response I have sent off an email to the adjudicator in an effort to stop this sort of offensive material and to vet future correspondence from like minded individual’s ( like the sinker ) as this is a family oriented site we cant have red necks running this site now can we ……………………………………………………………just sayn
MR PREDATOR SIR There is no NO PARTNERS in my videos just scallywags who grab my camera when i’m not looking THE main offender is the GENTLE GIANT after he uses ..nay abuse’s it the buttons wont work caused by his flamin giant fingers ………………………………………………………..just sayn
I have just returned home after being at the frogs nest an what greets me Superb videos from the Master an a picture of a distant cousin spread eagle with a veiled threat from Mary and my dear mate Uncle G.. URGING the gentle giant to light a fire what’s wrong with these two is it the water their drinking Two gentle INDIVIDUALS gone berserk Two of the sweetest people you would ever meet look just look at the videos and see for yourself The gentle giant what an appropriate name an then UNCLE G life time friend One of gods best creations so why this apparent change My only thought is that they have taken offence at the video the Master of video the Cesil de la Mare produced on my flying last week which may I say was another masterful production flown by the TOP GUN FLIGHT SCHOOLS finest ME kermit la frog Im sure some one might do a video of either one or both of them when they learn to fly………………. better ………………………………………just sayn
IT WOULD BE REMISS OF ME NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE that either UNCLE G or MARY arhhh that might be the GENTLE GIANT no buggar I don’t know what name he goes by now but either one or both got to my camera and did some filming some of it was good others not so I thank the good one not the other …..well maybe just a tad …………………………………….just sayn
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