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Was it cold you bet your sweet bippy it was I had a mental battle with my bladder for the last two races that combined with a win for my mind just (incidentally that was my only win ) looking into the depth of the porcelain I was shocked to find that I was so close to being a woman …………where once two hands were required for my manhood now required two fingers Now that’s cold . So good to see big bad Dave at the pond today for those that dont’ know Dave had an operation on his lungs both were removed and reversed because only one side worked and to top it off he had his toe nails clipped . The admiral long tall has done yet another Stirling account of today’s sailing so I will press on with the word for today and that is Redemption………….Redemption for the “girls” that failed to appear for LAST Tuesday’s sailing for fear of the cold their participation of today’s meet showed the admiral you want to return to the fold and thus he has rescinded the title “GIRLS “and has returned your manhood and the title SAILOR OF THE POND back to you however I heard that Ricky favours the girl title one can only wonder about a fella that sails a MountA gay boat and is doing his best to dislodge the raining champion tail end Charley kermit la frog who has steadfastly repelled others who have covertly eyed this position MOVE ON MISS RICKY today was to have been the keenly awaited news from the admiral on how to remove the ganging up on the buoys/ girls but alas it didn’t it happen we can only wonder what it could be if you wish to make guess put it on this site an win a rub down from Miss Ricky WE who don’ t like the PROs job thank phil for your service today . Nice to meet a man not like his nick name” BONES ” and young Dennis hopefully you new bees will be regulars but don’t go for my spot I bite fantastic day ay
JUST YOU AN I UNCLE G TWO TOP DOGS WAITING FOR THE REST ……. DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I’M FINE WITH IT …. ITS THE PRICE WE PAY FOR BEING THE BEST OF THE BEST
OHHH MY GOD IF THAT ISN’T FAVOURITISM I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS KISSIE KISSIE TO PINK BITS AN ALL I GET IS A POSSIBLE INSPECTION BY THE FASHION POLICE we have to have a talk
Tell me Mr predator sir what happens if that’s the case (yellow and green ) will my pecker fall off will my sex videos be put on utube fun stuff like that SO far today nothing has happened any thing about white and blue
Well worth the wait Sooooo good to see the action from the water an mooose would have appreciated watching this i’m sure from his usual stance on the mud flats watching the crabs fight to be on the water actual THANKS PREDATOR
WHERE WERE THE THE SAILORS Why they were sailing as all true hardy pond sailors do you might be wondering why I started this story this way that’s because some of the pond contestants weren’t there just because of a possible bit of wind an cold weather tusk tusk you who did not appear today have a mark against you from now on until you all have Redeemed your selves “will now be called girls” so girls pull your nickers up an turn up next week or the admiral will have stern words to pass on (girly crying wont help ) so now to tell you girls how our day went Sunshine burst from the overcast sky with a wisp of light air to propel the pocket rockets to unbelievable speeds if you were there you would have seen it yourself opps sorry you weren’t were you Races were tight nerves were even tighter but with skill an a touch of luck some Won others preferred to lead from the rear again The admiral was firing today no longer is he the brides maid he is the groom top dog the one oono moono the dragon slayer Scary is the term for Justin look out Pinky next week you can stay home because this boys gunna whip your butt my Padawan uncle g was gracious today in allowing others to win the top honours but I have cautioned the young one not to do this often lest they think their the new admiral Now Geoffrey the silent one was pushing pushing even tried to push the fountain out of his way damn good try then the life line failed batterys dead tis the way of the great to go down fighting then theres me ol tail end charlie in this case paul the question is what is this fine sailor doing with the likes of me why did he want my coveted spot I like ya boy but this is my spot move on So the day finished with sunshine a nice cup of earl grey tea and with the knowledge that we are men real men no girls in our mob
Tug boat dear boy pleased to hear the better half is improving I post to stir the pot but there is only a few to rise an bite very disappointing you don’t know if their chuckling or fuming I think those that don’t come back cant use a computer (haven’t progressed past the neanderthal age ) but I live in hope On our property we have a dam and on it I have course
buoysgirls ( cant be sexists ) a little floating landing and a launching retrieve area dug into the dam wall this most sacred place is called the Royal Toadhall Yacht Club very exclusive the “Royal” title hasn’t yet been approved by the Queenie the application was posted many years ago (it may have slipped under her table ) this is only where the best of the best sail thus there is only me that sail on it lesser sea dogs can sail on it if their boats are green and they give 3 months notification so is there a copywrite you need to pay for the colour in short No………… MTT (out buss service )many years ago produced on the side of the busses a logo in two tone green I was so impressed I found out the colour and had a batch made up so it is exclusive….. to a point once again good to hear the better half is progressing well Regards Kermit
ohhh dear boy my apologies the last time my ol thing went to the mainland for a week I to was lost big time just like you I had to get my dinner and make the bed I couldn’t have survived if my daughters didn’t cut the wood light the fire wash the clothes vacuum the rooms feed the dogs and the fish and make my tea at night so beleave me cobber I know how rough it can be I trust your better half is back to normal or at least getting there so I guess with “circumstances” out I will have to find another stir Just refreshed on the clamps I recon ol pred will fire up his 3D printer an start mass producing those stands it is very good love an kisses to the better half an you get see ya
Thanks Pete for that vote of confidence yes DAVE is recovering very well…. After an operation like that it is remarkable , marvellous what the doctors can do with transplants CD printers FROGS internal parts why i myself am a beneficiary of such an operation yep mine was lungs the ol girl keeps on holding my head under the water to test if there still working although the operation was 10 years ago its nice to know she still cares
TUGBOAT DEAR BOY , good to hear from you first of all as an absolute honest fello I did in fact tell a little white fib on the sailing bit …………the ice wasn’t that bad You mentioned “circumstances ” your not loosing your hair/ wobblie on your feet like predator /loosing eye sight like predator / forgetfulness like moose / cant hold your water like moooose are you Tomorrow we will have a conference at the BBQ after sailing to guess what “circumstances ” could be that will sure beat listening to moooose yack on I like the stand very much what I use is two polystyrene squares cut to the hull shape that works fine for me but bare in mind I don’t have any CIRCUMSTANCES to contend with (god damn that was clever ) incidentally that’s a good lookin sail boat you have there you want to see predators mount a gay boat he’s putting a lot of work / time into it there’s no way hes getting behind me when were sailing if he gets to close to my stern I will ver off no way is mountagay getting near my stern were been having some fun at puddle duck pond fantastic weather most of the sailors were in shorts and coloured shirts except pred who wore bathers thongs an a rather nice bra (he has man boobs ) other than that twas a smashing day all in all things down this way are great were looking for a new flying field one of out group has approached the council about an area that would do nicely down side is we have to wait for a decision with our council that will be way way down the track 2 weeks already Pred an I will go to dunalley where my aircraft is hanger’d so at least we will get a few flights in (the boys got some work at the shack to do ) I haven’t flown RC aircraft from the strip so will be fun I guess you see the photos of out sailing at the pond (in topics ) you see the weather /wind/no wind/ sun / ducks etc we are so fortunate to have this site we sail there on Tuesdays instead of the canal now only Saturdays…. to play with anything big boats swamp boats or tune up the boats for next Tuesday what ever and of course the famous BBQ ohhh my finger has run amuck better let you get back to what ever you were doing so lets hope your circumstances get resolved ( gunna have fun with this ) Regards Kermit la frog
ADMIRAL SIR. I think I saw that video I recon its a brilliant idea and it will work……… as I saw it all boats not green start 2 minutes after the green boat crosses the line excellent idea but why wait implement that coarse of action now SHOW the reason why your the admiral / tough decisions /
open to bribes/ ability tofixorganise races / excellent communicator / able to leap buildings in a single bound (got carried away there) but you got the idea if you need help for more good ideas just askONCE AGAIN my padawan has shown the world how really good he is consistently showing how its done mind blowing stuff as I started to read the admirals report on today’s fantastic day he started with “we were honoured to have royalty in the form of the legendary big boat sailor ” that’s when I was so honoured that the admiral at long last has acknowledge me as royalty and a legendary boat skipper but what followed in that same sentence was some other fella by the name of Phil Jackman there’s no two royalty so I think the admiral had a typo error I’m sure of it what a day for close finishes an the tussells boats way out in front then zap no wind and the others come charging through how many times did that happen ay we missed ol pink bits today AS my padawan needs real competition the” BRIDES MAID” is no longer a serious contender for UNCLE G that leaves PINK BITS (PETE ) AND MYSELF as the next leaders on the podium the old guard must fade away as there doing now if the predator concentrated on his races instead of taking pictures he would be higher up the ladder today as i saw it so thanks from all of us admiral /predator sir for the pic’s brilliant tactics were seen today by the wanta be sailing gods but there can only be one……….. better luck newt week fella’s
