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Where were the rest of the girls today if its raining were inside if its windy were inside soooooo what’s going on girls if as I suspect that your afraid to race against the green machine then that I can understand………. your fear is justified as shown today with dear ol DON yapping at my stern so often………….. I would relinquish my humongous leads so as the boy wouldn’t get to depressed being at the stern of the fleet so often. Now Graham caught on real quick he saw that the mighty green machine was an animal that devoured little boats so he wisely removed himself from harms way real quick a wise skipper indeed …….. as for UNCLE G this young fella can go a long way like staying at Lauderdale canal then there’s long tall a Red boat to be feared by lesser skippers but not the green machine who is waiting for the day ………………….like.when he’s not at the pond seriously I can beat them both but I cant be bothered repainting the boat because of the speed generated by the g machine through the water it just peels back the paint after I let her loose and that upsets the other skippers having to sail through the paint debris so I don’t do it …..its a sacrifice I’m prepared to make every now an then oh an the rumour circulating as to why predator and pinki wouldn’t be sailing today is true…… fear…… fear of the green machine is a wonderful thing when its a reality….AN IT IS
GEEPERS PRED OL COBBER about time you put a real name on the gay liberation boat this is a family site people don’t want to read a story like mount gay was behind the leader but with a spurt bumped his riveral and pushed him aside with a cracked stern limping helpless to the ravages of the multi coloured Mt gays descending on him that’s how some writer could write a story so much nicer to write miss piggy was behind the leader and trotted up to her riveral bumped him and grappled him freed herself and moved on now isn’t that nicer just a thought cobber
Sorry I couldn’t be there today but as explained on the calendar I’m a sick widdle frog out of curiosity on the calendar it said the pond was going to have a south pole weather bridge come through did it ?
DON’T THANK ME UNCLE G I squared it with predator …….YOU HAVE TO LOSE TO HIM AT THE POND THREE TIMES but he asked for you to not make it obvious best I could cobber
Variable wind day twas but for a skilled sailor there was no problem so I had a great sail but unfortunately Ragazza refused to sail for the Mooose “they say a boat and its skipper pick each other” ……. so i guess the Regazza didn’t want Moooose to sail her understandable really who would want to be on the mud banks most of the day So after studying my sailing technique the Mooooose paid the fee and was allowed to sail the Duck Hunter an to be fair he was still rough but with help will improve in a year or so Then the big Bad Angel arrived ……his boat gave up the ghost after seeing the two green boats commanding the canal an he also paid a modest fee for the honour of sailing the Duck Hunter ol Pinkie was in a world of his own today sailing near the top end of the canal after learning Mooose was going to be on the water so can’t talk about his day the Reef Hunter (Ron B )was a bit of a disappointment he did not touch a sand bar nor did he do a Moooose an ram himself onto the sandbar (named after him ) I sure hope he improves soon…. lastly a few weeks back I promised to be kind to the Predator for he had a bad run at the pond no one likes to be criticised for their lack of sailing abilities but today he’s back Predator has his MOJO back with fine graceful manoeuvres he sailed his screwing gay 30 into the canals water and barely parted the water safe to say he’s back to normal surprise visit was from Uncle G who came up to the pontoon to apologise to Predator for Ramming him not once but twice the screw’n gay 30 has at least a days work to repair her it was fun to watch but accidents do happen ay ………..twice ps I made $40 dollars for the day
What a superb day and today we were blessed from a God and his absolute gorgeous goddess daughter Sally…. Mikes wisdom on all things RC sailing was without doubt a high light of today’s sailing but sally was to much for most of us ol timers today causing chaos and confusion with the merry men including me ” example” I was sailing along in a nice place when I sneaked a peek across to perve on .sally…..on seeing her my hands shook my fingers pushed levers thumbs pressed buttons then Im hitting other boats in a blink of an eye this goddess reduced the fleet to scattered floundering hulks ( Is this how Mike wins his races ) certainly worked well for him today …..It wasn’t Ron’s day today with more servo trouble and leaving the pond (he is our marker for the shallow water) Our two newbies sailed well with some fine hits and bumps earning them 6 out of ten points for the day fine effort boys predator showed fantastic form with aggressive manoeuvres and on this day he left the fountain alone and left it to another to play with it …..Uncle G was in excellent form once again with a few wins an some other places not worth mentioning really ……….long tall always a fighter had a few hits today but bounced back from the bank to get places in the final count….. cant remember what they were ……. again not important did god win ? if he did thanks team for letting the main lander have the glory of thinking He won Now the question I know your all waiting for is how did the duck hunter fair No bloody good it was sally’s fault her beauty cast a glow across the pond and I was lost in its reflection thus sailing out of any chances of a place in the silly races AS to the other place getters long tall when he bothers to put a report in will let ya know how ya went …… Thanks Mike for your help in setting up the boats for today’s bit of fun hope the weather stays nice an unpredictable couse that’s how we like it kermit la frog
OH MY GOD PREDATOR you the man great to hear that she sails so well but an its a big but when the ol thing an I went past why were most or all of the sailors carrying white walking sticks and hanging on to the arms of others you were the only one without a stick or a helper soooo my question is……. is this a fair representation of the sailing members you were up against an you still came fifth an fourth an lets not forget the magnificent third an yes the boat is 21 years old but the paint is not yet a month old a bit more tweaking maybe needed but as a seasoned sailor perhaps a few quite lessons at the royal toadhall yacht club would be helpful just ring up Admiral kermit la frog for an appointment A FINE EFFORT keep trying REGARDS KERMIT PS bring along uncle G sounds like the boy needs some help to
SO NICE TO SEE YOU HAVE ALREADY CAPITULATED WELL DONE an I haven’t even finished the clear coat let alone rig her up BUT THAT’S THE MIGHT OF FEAR AY
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING IT PRED JUST THINKING FOR A NAME FOR MINE I THINK RAPTOR SOUNDS FINE BECAUSE IT CAN TAKE DOWN A WEDGIE WITH EASE AN IT WILL
IM IN A bit of a quandary does any one read the story’ s about the events of the day I ask because no one has come to the defence of ol predator or the future god pinkie a story not quite factual but with a little bit of truth in it did pinki say stomp on the frog was it justified an then predator I called him a lesser known sailor no one corrected me its no fun if no one cares to add their bit or to have shot at the writer so come on you bunch of bilge sailors stir the pot or do as your doing now being a girl
YEP TWAS a very exciting day not every one saw the incident on the fountain where predator rammed his vessel onto the tentacles of the fountain this is the truth of the incident…… now known as abagails
testiclestentacles One of the sailing elite members attempted another lesser known sailor (predator ) into a dastardly act of violence against a little insignificant green boat who likes to remain leading from the rear so how and why did this happen here is the true story of this incident Pinkie who had asked me to be a proxie for him (while he was crook) with certain little manoeuvres to be performed on god ( I didn’t think that was right ) but I did as requested but failed to be in the winning block as he has become accustomed and I beleave asking predator to stomp on the frog was his vengeance for failure (and for it to be filmed ) on my part that’s the gist of it …….so here is what happened to the vicious attempted attack after several races it was obvious that no good was going to happen to the green machine if I don’t force the issue………… from being the gentle safe careful skipper that every one knows I pursued miss Abigail hard and fast around the course until we approached the fountain at full speed with me right up her clackar he looked over his shoulder an it was over good night miss abigail she hit that fountain so fast it moved the sprinkler 2 feet so ends any one who wishes to stomp on the frog that dear friends is why abigail is high an dry on the fountain …….sad but true the endTHE music was perfect for today’s video the reflection on the water of the yachts was indeed a interesting sight as was Mooose turning up to sail although under the tutoring of the master mariner Kermit la frog he did manage several groundings an several near misses but it was done with a smile …………others not his dear o’l Ron was missed today he’s always the one to race against because you can always beat him so if your feeling down race him that will make ya better works for me LONG TALL was participating in the days fun with his black sails scaring our favourite pelican from one end of the canal to the other such a shame we only see them rarely now a days big bullie BIG BAD DAVE came for a sail and a bash and a BBQ it was indeed a fine sight to see the yellow terror sail through the fleet making others swerve out of his way nothing but nothing stops the yellow terror in its quest for clear water ……… his eyes tighten….. saliva runs down his chin from his slightly open lips indeed a frighting sight is our Dave an then there was Predator as his name implies he can and did spin a few boats around with his stern attack with superb skill he sent two boats aground others were scattered its well worth watching then its a quite low giggle and a sorry ya can’t go crook at the little fella with that giggle who else ohhhh yea bad angel with his very pretty blue an yellow Chinese sumo yacht an he did wrestle with it wobbling from side to side not knowing which side of the canal to beach its self on… in the end it was both sides lastly me I sail’d with finesse as always an that was a true recollection of todays sailing so help me god
