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I thank the Honorable predator for his candid reply and yes we will see sailing but I wonder if certain scenes will be deleted where photos don’t lie but video can be cut spliced to form whatever the editor wishes. As a fellow honest chap i’m sure there will be a nice perfect video shown…….. I have just watched predators video as expected brilliant superb a craftsman indeed i should have remembered that the monster had been removed by the days end but i’m gettin old my memory is not as good as it was
arhhhhh the mooose has bellowed . the word (highlighted )” honest” is most sacred to me I hold it in the highest esteem so I am trying to determine the foundation on which you have a grievance could it be the timing of your grounding ie mud bank as I stated I wasn’t timing it but I did know from previous liking of the hard you have had. that it wouldn’t to long to wait So no problem with the truth there did predator touch another boat well yes mine on another photo I will put up did RON B go to the hard yes No problem with honesty there either BAD ANGEL went to the hard as well with predators ( death on water ) in the vicinity….. true ….. did I kick his butt BY DEFINITION NO “BUT ” we were the last to leave the water an he left first so some thing made him remove himself “frog maybe” ? so dearest moooose where is the dishonest part you infer there may be parts of the story that is embellished a tad but that is something all writings need to make it a readable bit of nonsense SO MOOOOSE’IE baby have another go I KERMIT LA FROG dare you kissie kissie
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An apology of sorts…….. Through a misunderstanding in my few words to Pete I indicated to him that I used my bestest mate as a wind barrier and in fact I certainly did but in saying this my ol mate I beleave misinterpreted the words I quote “because hes such a big boy ” in those few words is the misunderstanding …..I believe the specific word would be ” big ” in the context of the message” big” was used to convey a solid well constructed individual that was the implied meaning any thing other than that is conjecture I have absolutely no idea why those words would cause my mate to express caution to the extent that I could be digging holes (probably in the pond wall perhaps ) I hope this explanation to dear ol Predator clarifies this possible incident to wrongful interpretation BUT why did the admiral come into the conversation and order frogs legs pray tell this forum isn’t a restaurant so I can only conclude that” humour ” was tried to alleviate a possible grievance so in that context I thank you Admiral Long Tall KERMIT LA FROG PS . I used the word ol mate not to be confused with age (its a term of endearment )
NOW NOW ADMIRAL lets not overreact in my own way I said sorry to the great wall (did I just dig another hole ) damn I think I did so lets ease up on the frog tucka a mite an let the wind die down an that’s not another pun………… aww buggar yes it was sorry
IF I had known you stay up this late I would not have told pinky about the great wall opps damn another hole if i keep going i will be digging a trench ay
yea we missed you to ol pinky you would have been jumping up an down on the spot not through racing but with the cold. I had predator sitting down next to me so I positioned myself so he was the wind barrier he he he because he’s such a big boy I never felt a puff of wind all day
Was it cold you bet your sweet bippy it was I had a mental battle with my bladder for the last two races that combined with a win for my mind just (incidentally that was my only win ) looking into the depth of the porcelain I was shocked to find that I was so close to being a woman …………where once two hands were required for my manhood now required two fingers Now that’s cold . So good to see big bad Dave at the pond today for those that dont’ know Dave had an operation on his lungs both were removed and reversed because only one side worked and to top it off he had his toe nails clipped . The admiral long tall has done yet another Stirling account of today’s sailing so I will press on with the word for today and that is Redemption………….Redemption for the “girls” that failed to appear for LAST Tuesday’s sailing for fear of the cold their participation of today’s meet showed the admiral you want to return to the fold and thus he has rescinded the title “GIRLS “and has returned your manhood and the title SAILOR OF THE POND back to you however I heard that Ricky favours the girl title one can only wonder about a fella that sails a MountA gay boat and is doing his best to dislodge the raining champion tail end Charley kermit la frog who has steadfastly repelled others who have covertly eyed this position MOVE ON MISS RICKY today was to have been the keenly awaited news from the admiral on how to remove the ganging up on the buoys/ girls but alas it didn’t it happen we can only wonder what it could be if you wish to make guess put it on this site an win a rub down from Miss Ricky WE who don’ t like the PROs job thank phil for your service today . Nice to meet a man not like his nick name” BONES ” and young Dennis hopefully you new bees will be regulars but don’t go for my spot I bite fantastic day ay
JUST YOU AN I UNCLE G TWO TOP DOGS WAITING FOR THE REST ……. DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I’M FINE WITH IT …. ITS THE PRICE WE PAY FOR BEING THE BEST OF THE BEST
OHHH MY GOD IF THAT ISN’T FAVOURITISM I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS KISSIE KISSIE TO PINK BITS AN ALL I GET IS A POSSIBLE INSPECTION BY THE FASHION POLICE we have to have a talk
Tell me Mr predator sir what happens if that’s the case (yellow and green ) will my pecker fall off will my sex videos be put on utube fun stuff like that SO far today nothing has happened any thing about white and blue
Well worth the wait Sooooo good to see the action from the water an mooose would have appreciated watching this i’m sure from his usual stance on the mud flats watching the crabs fight to be on the water actual THANKS PREDATOR
WHERE WERE THE THE SAILORS Why they were sailing as all true hardy pond sailors do you might be wondering why I started this story this way that’s because some of the pond contestants weren’t there just because of a possible bit of wind an cold weather tusk tusk you who did not appear today have a mark against you from now on until you all have Redeemed your selves “will now be called girls” so girls pull your nickers up an turn up next week or the admiral will have stern words to pass on (girly crying wont help ) so now to tell you girls how our day went Sunshine burst from the overcast sky with a wisp of light air to propel the pocket rockets to unbelievable speeds if you were there you would have seen it yourself opps sorry you weren’t were you Races were tight nerves were even tighter but with skill an a touch of luck some Won others preferred to lead from the rear again The admiral was firing today no longer is he the brides maid he is the groom top dog the one oono moono the dragon slayer Scary is the term for Justin look out Pinky next week you can stay home because this boys gunna whip your butt my Padawan uncle g was gracious today in allowing others to win the top honours but I have cautioned the young one not to do this often lest they think their the new admiral Now Geoffrey the silent one was pushing pushing even tried to push the fountain out of his way damn good try then the life line failed batterys dead tis the way of the great to go down fighting then theres me ol tail end charlie in this case paul the question is what is this fine sailor doing with the likes of me why did he want my coveted spot I like ya boy but this is my spot move on So the day finished with sunshine a nice cup of earl grey tea and with the knowledge that we are men real men no girls in our mob
Tug boat dear boy pleased to hear the better half is improving I post to stir the pot but there is only a few to rise an bite very disappointing you don’t know if their chuckling or fuming I think those that don’t come back cant use a computer (haven’t progressed past the neanderthal age ) but I live in hope On our property we have a dam and on it I have course
buoysgirls ( cant be sexists ) a little floating landing and a launching retrieve area dug into the dam wall this most sacred place is called the Royal Toadhall Yacht Club very exclusive the “Royal” title hasn’t yet been approved by the Queenie the application was posted many years ago (it may have slipped under her table ) this is only where the best of the best sail thus there is only me that sail on it lesser sea dogs can sail on it if their boats are green and they give 3 months notification so is there a copywrite you need to pay for the colour in short No………… MTT (out buss service )many years ago produced on the side of the busses a logo in two tone green I was so impressed I found out the colour and had a batch made up so it is exclusive….. to a point once again good to hear the better half is progressing well Regards Kermit
