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I have a inkling for

FROG leg soup

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It was a good day held by all

not sure why Gerald didn’t film or come for a walk

what with a star performer like me in your films
your gonna run out of shelf space with all the awards
just sayin kermit

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Sorry I’ll take back my excuses for incident

it happened cause of speed wobbles

with me bad heart and all

i felt light headed

next thing I know me boat was doing 50 ks

andi couldn’t handle it

 

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Yes

heads up I know

after me miss hearing his diagnosis from the last couple of weeks

who would of thought sniffles could sound like syphilis on a bad phone line

anyways there was excitement our dnd

what about your end sounds like same old same old

aint that boring week in week out

just saying

 

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Yes kermit

it was loud and proud today

dreading sinkers vid
all day trying to start it

Boats name chatty chitty bang bang

or should I say

shitty shitty bang bang

theres lots in a name

anyway all day trying to start it

problems all over the place and finally when I do get it going the battery becomes disconected

anyways only way is up from here

just saying

 

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Just saying

only trying to help

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Happy birthday predator

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Today was a windy but warm day
Persons who attended were
(Bill / scott / Wayne / bob  / Stuart / Kerry / Gary & Pauline)
Bill first on water with his Fiberglass tunnel hull
Powered by 540 brushed it went real good
Then Scott mono brushless outboard
Then Wayne and a true scale boat with his fishing boat Enterprise
Then Stuart tryed his little Chris craft
Which went well he says and not super rough conditions but he says no water
Stuart also then used his little orange cruser
But broke a steering Servo so it was cut short on being used
Kerry used his black air boat which worked well in windy conditions although wind seemed to be easing and the direction of wind was not blowing down canal more of a north easterly
Then a chat of the group in carpark
And a notable exception was Gerald
Who was rung to see if he ok
Sniffles was his excuse although on the phone it was suggested it could be syphilis and that Kenny of South Park had died from that
Gerald was not happy as it made him laugh and started coughing
Anyway everyone left by 11 Ish
And all agreed that forecasted weather had not arrived
PS committee meeting on tides
We are wondering if it’s this years tide book
As it was a high tide at 9 o’clock on
And the dreaded weed was not about
Thanks Scott
Your intrepid trainee newsletter reporter

 

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Dear mr bad angle

i Noticed your film

You’ll be lucky to get any views with the mug in a blue flannel at start

just saying

and I may be late but my vote for best film goes to that bad angle fella

and my condolences to Ian and moose and hoppy as they say there still making kits

mis there a possibility of a Friday fly

or has no one rubbed moose for a prediction

 

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Thinking for theme song for group

queen

another one bites the dust

 

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Dear sweetie I’m half there post opp

but give me 6months

and I’ll de your dream girl

also that bad angel fella sounds to good to be true

have you his number

like he will say six and I won’t under stand what he wants but long story short works out sex six times

although I’ve a disclaimer to sign concerning pace makers

although viagra is a problem for me when yous take it

bye for now hope to see Tas at field and a nice fellow in your group invited me around to try on some bikinis

thanks Gerald

I’ll bring my model aeroplane too

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Wee Hee hee

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Gday I’m a learner pilot

wondering if anybody can teach me to fly

after the very skilful flying I saw in film in this post

thanks

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Thinking

smash up derby

or

Duck hunting

should of been a better title  uncle g

just saying

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Hey kermit
no film

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